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by umfumdisi
3-16-12
Damn it, I can't get this watermelon open! Hmmm.....
"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." --ACK! My heart!
Wait a minute..... I'm God. I can open this watermelon!

by umfumdisi
3-12-12
What are you doing?
Trying to decide.
Decide?
Which hand to use to give a sample for my drug test.
You know they want urine, right?
Liar!

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
Hi, I'm Honey, and I loooooooove ... um
Carlos, I'm pretty sure this isn't the right background.
Ay Dios Mio!
Some days it just doesn't pay to be sexy.
Lo siento.

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
HEY,FLAB-BUTT! HEY,DONKEY-BREATH! TIREDOFBEINGA PICKED-ON,FLABBED-OUT TUBOFSUPERGOO?
No.
THENGETTHERACK!!! YOU'LLGET38EXERCISES FULLOFMUSCLE-RIPPING,BRAIN-CRUSHING,HEART-STOPPINGFURY ONAMACHINEDEVELOPED BYAPSYCHOGYMRAT!!!
What?
YOU'LLGETTHENAD-MASHER,THEAORTA-BUSTER,THEJACK-OFFER, THEHAM-STRINGER,ANDTHESEX-OFFENDER!!!
I'd rather hear Disintegration for the 263rd time.

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
Hi, I'm Honey, and I looooooooooooove guys younger than me!
'Sup, Honey?
And I also looooooooooooove guys older than me.
'Sup, Honey?
So, how about guys the same age as you?
EEEEWWWW!

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
You can become a member today. The Diabetes Care Club wants to make diabetes care easier for you.
If you order now, you get this delicious Diabetes Care Club Sandwich.
We'll also send you our Diabetes Care Club talking blood glucose meter.
Because you can hear our meter, it may be easier to understand your results. Here's an illustration by Garrett Morris.
YOUR BLOOD GLUCOSE LEVEL IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!! EASE OFF ON THE TWINKIES, HONKY FAT-ASS!

by umfumdisi
11-18-11
Look at all these Santas! You know, I collect Santa Clauses.
Yep.
I mean, all the Christmas ornaments on my tree ... they all have Santas on them.
Yep.
You know who would love seeing all these Santa Clauses? My mom.
Your boyfriend just hung himself with some tinsel.

by umfumdisi
11-18-11
Hey... Cindy....
Cindy!
You talking to me?
Sorry, from behind you look just like this other bla...African girl I know.

by umfumdisi
11-18-11
Dear Santa, I enjoy drawing very much. All I want for Christmas is a Color Art Easel. Thank You, Teddy
Sounds a bit strange, Teddy, but I'll see what I can do...
What the hell are you?
Colored Fart Weasel.

by umfumdisi
9-04-11
I was born of a virgin.
I sprang forth whole from Shirley Temple.
I turned water into wine.
I turned a role on Barney Miller into my own spin-off.
I fed thousands with two fish!
I entertained millions with one Fish!!

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