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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk? | |
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| Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do? | |
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| No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!! | |
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| Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked. | |
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| I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind. | |
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| Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful. | |
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What if the last the last human on earth was also the last Jehovah's Witness on earth? Who would be left to annoy?
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| Good morning, sir. Could I have a moment of your time? | |
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| You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here... | |
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| I once showed up to a S and M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD! | |
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"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night...
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"...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
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| Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me? | |
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| You know I'm armless, yes? | |
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| So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag... | |
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| What I see in that painting is a proud Apache warrior after he has applied on his war paint, before he goes into battle, knowing he may never return. | |
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| But, that's just my impression... What do you see when you look at that painting, Butch? | |
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| What are you looking for? | |
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| You're about to have sex with a Las Vegas crack*****, in a dirty gas station restroom, and you're worried about GERMS?? | |
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| Good point. I should be looking for stretch marks! | |
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| First time watching gay quad****dic-amputee porn, bro? | |
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