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by choadwarrior
5-18-13
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
Jack Reacher.
JACK REACHER!
Jack Reacher.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk?

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do?
No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!!
I'm gonna get LAID!

by choadwarrior
5-18-13
How was your ride?
Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked.
I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind.
Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful.

What if the last the last human on earth was also the last Jehovah's Witness on earth? Who would be left to annoy?
Good morning, sir. Could I have a moment of your time?
by deathtoradio, 5-14-13

You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here...
Not really.
Oh.
Well, this is awkward...
I once showed up to a S and M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD!

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night...
"...nor World War Z..."
"...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
Hello?

Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me?
You know I'm armless, yes?
Of course!
So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag...
Pretty much.
OKAY!!

What I see in that painting is a proud Apache warrior after he has applied on his war paint, before he goes into battle, knowing he may never return.
But, that's just my impression... What do you see when you look at that painting, Butch?
A used tampon.

Hold still, please...
What are you looking for?
Germs.
You're about to have sex with a Las Vegas crack*****, in a dirty gas station restroom, and you're worried about GERMS??
Good point. I should be looking for stretch marks!
???

Oh, yeah...
Ram it. Ram it hard!
First time watching gay quad****dic-amputee porn, bro?
Yes.

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