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| HEY, LADIES! COME JOIN OUR PARTY!! | |
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| YEAH! COME JOIN OUR PART!! | |
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| They're running away, screaming. | |
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| Maybe, if we stop holding hands, we'll be able to attract women to our party... | |
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| Oh, look! There's a lake... | |
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(He did, in fact, make it to the lake, but, unfortunately, still died because an illegal alien family had been using this lake as a toilet, and he contracted a fatal strain of Mexican cholera.)
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| If, I can just make it to the lake then I know I'll survive! | |
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| IT HAS BEEN YOUR MOVE FOR THE LAST FOURTEEN MINUTES, YOU FUCKING MORON. | |
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| Just look at that twelve car pile up! | |
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| There's blood everywhere! Not to mention broken bones and cracked skulls and splattered brains and severed torsos and disjointed fingers and gouged eyeballs! | |
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| Oh, God, that twelve car pile up is totally gross! | |
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| There's blood everywhere! Not to mention broken bones and cracked skulls and splattered brains and severed torsos and disjointed fingers and gouged eyeballs and..! | |
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(And, yet he spent the next eight hours looking at it.)
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| It's all too horrible to look at! | |
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| Yes. Can you open the top drawer and pull out the index card for- | |
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Unaware that her alcoholic husband was relieving himself on the side of the house after an all-night bender...
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| What the furniture polish?? | |
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...Lady J chews out her chihuahua, which she named after a lame-ass Mexican fast-food joint, for peeing on the welcome mat.
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| Did you do this, Taco Bell? | |
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(Even though her husband eventually confessed to peeing on the floor mat, it was too late, as she had Taco bell put to sleep while her husband was on yet another bender; this time an all-dayer.)
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To earn extra money, reporter Phil McCracken does daily afternoon news recaps at Arnold Elementary...
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| Today, Jimmy Chambers got caught passing a note to Deborah Fornstein... | |
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| He'll be spending the next three days in detention writing one thousand times, "I will not pass notes in class". | |
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| Now for sports... Sally Johnson got nailed in the face no less than fifteen times playing dogeball during recess... What a LAME-O!! | |
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| Hey, Melty... Can you open the door? It's locked. | |
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| Why? Because you have no arms? | |
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(It appears they are still looking for Jesus' lost contact lens...)
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| Are you looking for the reflection? | |
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