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by JESUSSANDWICH
2-20-09
So yeah what did you do for valentines day?
I masturbated myself raw and cryed until I went to sleep
That sounds very depressing.
It was.
Well I hope you masturbated to something that was sexy at least. Did you?
Well if you think a video of your dad doing his taxes sexy then yes, yes I did.

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-10-09
This floor is really dirty.
They really need to hire a maid or something.
FUCK THIS COMIC MY FRIENDS JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY HAD EIGHTY BEERS

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-10-09
Valentines day is coming up!
Yeah I know.

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-23-09
1
Too bad I'm all squirted-out from pumping my hot jism into the office coffee-maker.
2
Too bad I am a eunuch sent here from a bleak ****less future to collect as much male genitalia as possible.
3
Good thing I always keep an extra pack stored under Johnson's desk.

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-22-09
ill suck yo ****?

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-22-09
How the **** do you fix this printer?!
Oh.......... the semen drive is empty
I guess I will have to refill it. Bring me the films of Will Ferell!!

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-15-09
Hey, you'll get through this. You're not a ******.
Really?
You're a ****** lover

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-14-09
Whats that?
My test results.
I have AIDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-09-09
balls
ac was one of the most influential philosophers of the past three hundred years.

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-08-09
I got the last hot dog
AWW SHUCKS I WANTED IT
Here you go son you can have it, say you should come over and meet my daughter and grandaughter
Sounds like loads of FUN!!
GREAT! You can **** my daughter then. 17 is way to old for me.

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