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by edoggydog
3-25-17
9:46pm...
*oomph*
10:46pm...
*OOMPH*
11:46pm...
What are you doing?
Trying to pull this twenty-three foot black ***** out of Kim Kardashian's *******!

by edoggydog
3-21-17
All I need now is your password...
Groovy!
Seriously, I need your password.
Groovy!
GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD, GODDAMMIT!!!
GROOVY, GODDAMMIT!!!

by edoggydog
3-21-17
...and then she tells me she's not a virgin. So, I sued her dog in small claims.
Groovy!
This comic's kinda DUMB , isn't it?
The irony is edoggydog wrote it on his SMART phone!

by choadwarrior
3-19-17
Rock legend Chuck Berry has passed away.
Oh, dear. I should watch a Chuck Berry video to remember him.
Hail, Hail Rock & Roll? Nah.
Give my ass a little kiss. FFFFRRRRPPPP Did I fart in your face? I like to do that?
Best sex tape ever!

by choadwarrior
3-16-17
Sharon called from the hospital. Her mother died and she won't be coming in to work.
OH, NO! What happened?
I don't know.
How come you didn't ask?
I'm a boy.

by edoggydog
3-13-17
Pull my finger!
Okay!
I been drinking a ****load of Superbeets® for the nitrates, which in turn gives me Superfarts®!
Groovy!®

by edoggydog
3-11-17
I secretly fell in love with my proctologist, so I set up an unnecessary visit just to see him...
Groovy!
I checked your records and you were just in here a month ago... Are you sure you want me to examine you again?
YES!!!
[ This scene blacked out by the SC censors. ]
My God, man... there must be a dozen roses up in your lower intestine!
Read the card!

by choadwarrior
3-05-17
Coach, your team has really struggled from the free throw line tonight.
I know--you'll probably say we've had more missus than a Mormon bishop.
I wouldn't say that.
But you have bounced off more rims than a blind man at an orgy.

by choadwarrior
2-26-17
I'm outside the 89th Annual Academy Awards talking to celebrities as they arrive for the ceremony...
Oh, look! Here comes Best Actress nominee Meryl Streep...
She's spent almost as much time on the red carpet as the guy who waxes Kathy Griffin's minge.

by choadwarrior
2-26-17
Shock. Confusion. Disbelief.
These are the emotions of Bill Pullman fans...
Upon hearing the news that actor Bill Paxton has died.

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