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by edoggydog
9-30-14
...and if you're willing to drive it off the lot today, not only will I give you a new set of floor mats, but I'll throw in a full tank of gas to boot!
I'd say this deal is a "no brainer"!
Which means I'd be FUCKING STUPID to accept it!
Join us next time for another episode of, "This Close Didn't Go As Planned Theater".

by choadwarrior
9-29-14
Mr. White, it's unfair that I write the most in-depth investigative stories, yet I only earn 73% of what Clark Kent makes.
Nobody is reading your self-indulgent pieces about your adventures with Superman.
I can't help it if I kept getting rescued by the Man of Steel every time I report on a super villain attack on Metropolis.
Clark gets more clicks.
People really want to know, "Top Ten Things You Don't Know About Bizarro World?"
"You'll Never Guess What Lex Luthor Looked Like With Hair" was our top story last week.

by edoggydog
9-29-14
We now present another episode of, "Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat"...
If, Phreaky donned a double-breasted business suit, would it then be considered, "quadrupled-breasted"?
Join us next time for another episode of, "Stupid Questions Asked by My Fucking Cat".

by choadwarrior
9-26-14
Enjoy it while you're young, kid, because it never gets any easier.
Life?
Pissing with a boner.

by edoggydog
9-26-14
Your 9:00 AM appointment is waiting for you in your office, Mr. Bumblesteiner...
Thank you, Miss Saggyteats.
I read your resume last night, and you have the experi-ence we're looking for... As long as your background checks out, I think...we'll.....hire-
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY PLANT FAIRY???

by edoggydog
9-26-14
Please, untie me... I won't going anywhere. I just want to stretch my limbs a little. Get the blood flowing. Know what I mean, jellybean?
Okay... As long as you don't fly away.
Aaaaahhhh... Mucho mejor!
Groovy!
I'M OUTTA HERE!!!
DAMMIT!

by edoggydog
9-23-14
Mr. Bumblesteiner is running a little late... You can wait for him in his office.
Groovy!
Psssst... Hey, buddy. I'll pay you $100 if you untie me from this plant.
Who said that?
Me.
GAH!!

by choadwarrior
9-21-14
I almost got run over by a Prius in the parking lot.
Because you didn't hear it?
Yeah.
You need to listen for the high-pitched whine.
From the battery?
From the owner.

by edoggydog
9-20-14
We now present another episode of "Irony Theater"...
I feel like I'm throwing my life away...
That's because you live in a trashcan, dumbass!
Join us next time for another episode of "Irony Theater".

by edoggydog
9-19-14
Please, take a letter.
Groovy!
_lease, take a letter.
Ahhhhhhhhh...
What the ****'s that smell?
I took a P.

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