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| Sure, I'll tell you how I was able to jump the gun and dump my hot girlfriend, Phreaky, before she dumped me, thus saving me a bit of my pride... | |
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| Damn, this guy is uh-uh-uh-UGLY!!!!! I gotta break up with this loser before my friends see me with him! | |
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| WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE!! | |
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| I read her thought bubble. | |
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| I need your help in cracking this case... | |
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| I'm looking for a suspect with one eye called "Chuckaduck"... | |
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| Wouldn't it make more sense if you use both eyes when looking for a suspect? | |
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| What the front seat are you talking about? | |
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| Removing your shades would help, too... | |
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*This comic is based on New York City's claim that 32% of their 911 calls are from "butt dialers"...
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| Did someone here call 911? | |
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| I think my butt did while I was passed out... | |
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| I was standing here, minding my own business, when a gang of gay guys accosted me and took turns ****** me in the ass! | |
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| They caught the gang three days later and charged them with "breaking and entering"... | |
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| Today, Obama said he's now for gay marriage... Hearing that knocked me on my ass! | |
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| But, that's not the worst of it... Some idiot judge in New York ruled that watching child porn is no longer a crime! | |
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| Watching child porn is now legal? What in the hell is this world coming, too? I'm going home... | |
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| That's it, little girl! Take Barney's big purple **** all the way in!! | |
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| Next on pox News: Our exclusive interview with the New Jersey woman who is accused of taking her five year-old daughter to a tanning salon... | |
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| I know you say you're addicted to tanning, but you're only 42 and you look like your 68. Do you think you might be overdoing it? | |
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| I find standing on my head for a minimum of thirty minutes makes my ***** swell when I suddenly stand up! | |
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| Hey, did you here about that new robotic vacuum which can speak three languages? | |
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| Yes, but I hear it's comprehension SUCKS! | |
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| Before you give me some lame-ass pick up line, why don't you try just being honest with your intentions... | |
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| Okay... You seem like a really nice woman, but all I'm interested in doing is taking you back to my place and pounding your ***** like pile driver on steroids! | |
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| She said yes, and I fainted... | |
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| If, I told you you were an angel from heaven, would you hold your tits against me? | |
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| Wait. I said that wrong... | |
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| So, this is what Brett Favre felt like when he played the Saints during "bountygate"... *GASP* | |
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| My name is Doug, which is God spelled backwards, wrapped around "U"... | |
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| Add that to the list, too... *GASP* | |
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| I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your "Bedrock"! | |
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| Add that to the list of pick-up lines that don't work... *GASP* | |
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