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by edoggydog
9-18-18
Today is talk like a pirate day...
Groovy!
Say something piratey!
Okay, how about this: You have a nice ass, Clango!
What kind of pirate talks like that??
A butt pirate.

by edoggydog
9-17-18
...and that's how I discovered black guys really ARE bigger!
Groovy!
On a depressing note, I read on Facebook a man is going on trial for feeding a puppy to his turtle.
Wow... Talk about a slow death!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP, YOU BIG BLACK COCK SUCKER!

by edoggydog
9-17-18
I'll have you know, I am the head nurse in this hospital.
Does that mean you're in charge?
No. I'm the one stuck with taking care of Wirthling!
How bad could that be?
OMG!! IS THAT A RECTAL THERMO-METER???
For the last time, dumbass, you don't have a rectum!

by edoggydog
9-13-18
I treat every day as if it were my last!
Groovy!
Do you treat every day like it were your last?
I tried that once, but it didn't work out so well for me.
What happened?
I spent the whole day sitting in the corner, crying!

by choadwarrior
9-09-18
Have a blessed day!
What?
I said, “Have a blessed day.”
Okay.
You’re supposed to bless me back.
It only works when you believe.

by edoggydog
8-23-18
Groovy! now presents the premiere episode of "Ethnic Joke Bordering on Racist Theater"...
What kind of fuel do Jews put in their cars?
Mishegas!
Join us next time for another episode of "Ethnic Joke Bordering on Racist Theater".

by choadwarrior
8-17-18
There's a good taco shop down the street you should try.
Is it authentic?
Very.
Is it next door to a payday loan and check cashing business?
No.
You don't know what the **** you are talking about.

by edoggydog
8-11-18
...and then Susie in accounting gave the whole lot of us *******s to go!
Groovy!
Speaking of football, did you here the NFL is flaming out?
Have the TV ratings dropped that low?
No that... They just hired a bunch of male cheerleaders!
Oh, snap!

by edoggydog
7-30-18
Welcome to Captain Jack's, matey...
Groovy!
Can I be starting you out with a creamy New England clam chowder?
Yes... The creamier the better!
"Another clam chowder and make this one extra creamy..."
Coming right up! UUUUUUNNNNGGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!!
That might be TOO creamy.

by edoggydog
7-25-18
Welcome to Tiki's...
I was in here last week and the food was so delicious, I'd like to pay the cook my compli-ments in person!
Of course... He's in the kitchen, through that door over there.
Groovy!
Hi, I was in here last week and I just wanted to say-
WHAT DO YOU WANT??? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY????

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