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by edoggydog
You're stupid and you're lazy and you're retarded and you're fat and you're ugly and you're ball-less...
...and...and you're CRYING??
My cat has feline cancer and the vet told me the best thing to do is put him down. I don't think it's working, though. It seems to just be making him depressed!
Have you tried staples?

by edoggydog
Okay, this question is for $1,000,000...
You've heard of MC Hammer's hit song, "Can't Touch This", right? Name the song Arnold Schwartzenegger recorded with a similar theme.
"Don't Touch That!"
CORRECT!! How would you like the million dollars delivered to you?
In da chawper!

by choadwarrior
So you're saying this machine will let us visit infinite universes with infinite realities?
Yeah, including one where George Lucas never re-edits the original Star Wars trilogy.
Let's go there!
But we could end up in the one where his original edit with Luke moping around Tatooine with Biggs for a half hour was released.
I'm glad we stayed in the universe where we sit around and get baked.
Sure makes it easier to live in the only universe where Donald Trump is president.

I want to put these drug cartels out of business.
Have you thought of putting your name on them?
by choadwarrior, 2-05-19

by edoggydog
Freeze, Anders!
What for?
Your name is all over the police scanners. You're listed as "armed and dangerous".
Okay, maybe just dangerous.
“Dangerless” is my middle name!

by edoggydog
Sure, I'll why my ****ing my kicked my ****ing ass. Fucking again.
If, you don't take the trash out right now, I'm going to *****-slap you!
Don't you mean, you-slap me?
No. Wait. Hold on. That would make me the...

by edoggydog
Hey, babe... Wanna go back to my place?
Hell, no... You're too short!
Hold on.
How about now?
Can you do the same thing with your *****?

by choadwarrior
Great job putting the fire out. How did you do it?
Easy, I just sprayed a little fire retar--
Sorry, I just sprayed a little fire r-word.

by choadwarrior
I watched a movie about Vincent Van Gogh the other night.
So tragic.
But at least he died doing what he loved.
Killing himself.

by edoggydog
You call that cheap-ass tie a tie, Chen?
I have ties at home that cost more than your Hyundai!
So, you're admitting your a shallow, over-spending *******?
Turns out he also belongs to some kind of "fight club" which meets every night in the basement of a restaurant.

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