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by choadwarrior
11-13-18
After working on a campaign non-stop for four months, I'm glad the election is finally over.
How'd you do?
We got two-thirds of the votes.
You should be jumping up and down waving your arms in excitement!
I am.

by choadwarrior
11-13-18
You were on my flight on Friday.
Why didn't you say, "Hello?"
You're not A-List.

by edoggydog
11-10-18
Sure, I'll tell you how my wife ALMOST didn't kick my ass...
Groovy!
I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING AT THAT @%#$ STRIPCREATOR WEBSITE!!! PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!!!!
Why don't you talk to my two unarmed bodyguards, *****!
Yeah, *****!
Yeah. Bitch!

by choadwarrior
11-04-18
You seem pretty happy since you changed jobs.
I can't even describe the stress I was under. It nearly killed me.
Really? It didn't show at all.
One night, I thought about closing the garage door, rolling down the windows, and letting the motor run.
What stopped you?
I drive an electric car.

by choadwarrior
10-31-18
How come you aren't dressed up today?
Aren't you going to the potluck?
You're about to learn two things about me.

by edoggydog
10-18-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again.
Groovy!
Did you hear about the serial ****** roaming our neighborhood?
I don't think you have anything to worry about unless he's into fat-
Go ahead. Finish what you were going to say!
I did.

by edoggydog
10-17-18
We now go to Phil McCracken who is with a newly fired Wendys employee...
Groovy!
So, is it true you were fired for typing the word, "Chubby" on the receipt of an over-weight customer?
Yes, but it wasn't my fault... The computer auto-corrected what I had actually tried to type in.
And, that was..?
"Fat Fuck".

by edoggydog
10-14-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet AGAIN.
Groovy!
*RCL no. 6391
So, is it true Captain Obvious said he doesn't want to "tangle with that fat ass" when talking about me?*
Not exactly...
Not exactly?
You left out the word, "*****".

by edoggydog
10-13-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN.
Groovy!
"I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??"
That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off!
Nobody's that...
...funny.

by edoggydog
10-13-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN.
Groovy!
"I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??"
That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off!
Is that even...
...possible?

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