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by choadwarrior
2-06-17
Dad, some woman on Earth who has never had sex just called you a, "liberal cucktard."
That's not true.
Ann Coulter is not a woman.

by choadwarrior
2-06-17
I thought you were symbolically married to God.
I am.
So he's mythologically okay with all this?
The New Testament God is a liberal cucktard.

by choadwarrior
2-04-17
Mr. President, who are you rooting for today?
The Patriots! You gotta go for the Patriots, right?
I Love this guy, Tom Brady. Tom Brady, he's a winner. He's a lot like me.
Well, you both play with deflated balls.

by umfumdisi
2-02-17
I did change my name to John Cougar Mellencamp, but then I changed it back -- for...legal reasons.
Whatevs. I can't change my name; it's in books and everything!
Could one of you shut up and help me already?
Shhhhhhhhhh! Grownups are speaking.
Patience child, as long as R. Kelly isn't in there, you're fine.

by umfumdisi
2-01-17
JC!! HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN MY CLOSET!
Never fear, little one, JC is here!
Never fear, little one, JC is here!
Jesus Christ, one of us has to change names!
I thought you already did, John Cougar.

I found Trump's tax return!
by umfumdisi, 1-29-17

by umfumdisi
1-29-17
What's in the box?!? What's in the box?!?
A head
OH GOD NO!
...of cabbage.

by umfumdisi
1-29-17
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Hepatitis C
Hepatitis C Who?
Hepatitis C U at the hospital!
Oh boy, more drugs!

One-by-one, Captain Turkey Shorts led the homeless out of the city...
by umfumdisi, 1-29-17

Dear Suicidal Loner, We just changed the sheets and vacuumed, so we would appreciate it if you didn't hang yourself over the bed or from the light fixture.
The shower curtain rod is pretty sturdy. Plus, if you **** yourself, it will be easier to clean up. Thank you for recycling! Sincerely, Housekeeping
by umfumdisi, 1-29-17

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