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by edoggydog
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, Ans the very next day, I found out you were gay ♫
This year, instead of a queer, I'll give it to someone het'ro ♫
What do you think?
I like it... But, maybe not yule tide appropriate!

by edoggydog
Sure... I'll tell you why Phreaky kicked my ass. Again.
It's really cold out... I wish I would have brought my sweater!
On the plus side, your King Kong-sized erect nipples are making me sweat!
You WANT me to kick your ass, don't you?
I'd rather it be you than my *****-ass of a wife.

by choadwarrior
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
What is your sin?
I have impure thoughts.
But you haven't acted on them?
No, my arms are too short.

by choadwarrior
I believe that children are our future.
Children are generally stupid.
So I guess you're right.

by choadwarrior
Thanks for coming to the White House so quickly, Jeff.
What can I do for you, Mr. President?
I'm going to pardon two turkeys.
That's just a ceremonial thing, you don't actually need the assistance of the Justice Department.
I mean Eric and Don, Junior.

by choadwarrior
Last wish. I promise no tricks this time.
I guess I also need to be rich.
Remember me from a few panels ago?
You're still a fat, disgusting fossil, but I'll go home with you.
Good enough, sugar tits.

by choadwarrior
How did that first wish work out for you?
Terribly, but I'm not giving up on her. I wish to also be powerful.
Haha! Look at those tiny hands!

by choadwarrior
I am the genie of the lamp. I will grant you three wishes.
i wish to find love with a beautiful woman.
❤❤❤ The spell worked, I'm in LOVE!!! ❤❤❤
Get away from me, you fat troll.

by choadwarrior
There's no way you're getting in, Manson. There's no excuse for what you did.
It performance art
That didn't work for Andy Kaufman, it's not going to work for you.

by choadwarrior
What do you MEAN I'm not on the list?
We have a strict No-Mansons policy.
I can understand Marilyn.
He'll get in under the name Brian Warner..
What about Shirley?
Have you listened to Garbage?

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