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by choadwarrior
12-07-19
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

by edoggydog
11-23-19
Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... AGAIN!
Groovy!
Be honest... Do you think I have a "beach body"?
More like a beached-whale body!
You told me to be honest.

by edoggydog
11-23-19
I'll tell you what REALLY caused my son, Neal's eyes to bulge...
Groovy!
So, you're saying you'll have sex with me tonight as long as I practice tantric sex? What's that?
It's where a man orgasms multiple times without releasing a single drop of semen.
Three hours later...
That felt great! Was it good for you?
I guess.

by choadwarrior
11-12-19
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
THE MANDALORIAN!
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

by choadwarrior
11-05-19
Feeling better today?
A bit...
I had a little plop-plop, fizz-fizz this morning.
Then I took some Alka-Seltzer.

by edoggydog
11-01-19
WELCOME TO FORD!! ! HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN SUV??? OR HOW ABOUT A MUSTANG??? VROOOM!! VROOOM!!!
WELCOME TO FORD!! ! HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN SUV??? OR HOW ABOUT A MUSTANG??? VROOOM!! VROOOM!!!
Why are you yelling at the customers?
You told me I had to increase my sales volume.

by choadwarrior
10-20-19
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm kid-proofing the house.
I see.
I'm going to have a three year-old here for the weekend.
Really? Whose?
I haven't decided yet.

by choadwarrior
10-19-19
California has a new law that lets people eat their own road kill.
You know what that means, right?
We're having Homeless Dude tonight!

by edoggydog
10-16-19
Butter face... I liked everything about that woman, butter face!
Groovy!
Your turn.
Butterballs.
Lay it on me...
I like everything about that trans-gender, butterballs!

by choadwarrior
9-21-19
Jesus? Party of 13?
Right here. Hey, it’s been a long day and we are in a bit of a rush. Can you send over a bunch of bread and wine right away?
Sorry, sir, we missed our delivery and are out of both tonight.
Fuck me. Well, we’re all here, so I guess you’ll just have to improvise.
These chips are my body—munch of them. This beer is my blood—chug of it.

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