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by choadwarrior
Are you worried about diabetes?
You should be.
Yeah, the word DIE is right in there.

by choadwarrior
What's wrong?
You're out of toilet paper.
That is a problem.
Do you have another roll?
Are you going to apologize for ****ting in my house?

by edoggydog
I'm making swordfish for dinner...
Unffortunately, it's only about half cooked so far...
When will it be ready?
"In about 45 minutes after I rotate end."

by choadwarrior
Mr. President, do you have any comment about Secretary of State Tillerson referring to you as a moron?
It's fake news.
Totally untrue.
A moron has an I.Q. of at least 51.

by edoggydog
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again.
What would you do without me, dear?
I don't know. Live a happier...

by choadwarrior
My advisors have suggested I increase funding to NASA for space exploration and colonization, but I know better.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.

by choadwarrior
The pills I'm giving you are very strong, so you should only use them for a few days.
How many are you prescribing?
A thirty day supply.
Why are you giving me more than I need?
To save another office visit the next time you get an owie, you *****.

by choadwarrior
I want you to stay off your feet for the next few days
I will also write you a prescription for pain medication.
Any questions on these instructions?
Lay my ass on the couch and do drugs. Got it.

by choadwarrior
I think the barista masturbated into my coffee.
Um...we're...uh... test marketing new seasonal drink.
OH, REALLY!!!! And what is this new drink called?
The...uh...Spunkin' Spice Ejaculatte.
Do you REALLY expect me to believe that?
It worked with our Fap-fap-fapuccino.

by choadwarrior
Time Magazine says that your cell phone is 10 times filthier than a public toilet seat.
Sounds like a story for Poosweek.
Or, Squirts Illustrated.
Diarrheader's Digest.
Scat Fancy
Men's Urinal

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