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by choadwarrior
Jesus, you're playing Earth? I haven't touched that game in thousands of years.
Me neither.
I had fun building civilizations then wiping them out, but got bored of it after a while.
I thought the game was over when I died, but I guess I had another life.
So you just picked up where you left off?
Yeah, but when I came back everyone turned into an *******.

by edoggydog
So, I put in for the dealer trade for your new Edge and you can come back on Monday to pick it up...
Wait. You're open on Monday? Isn't Monday a holiday?
Labor Day is in two weeks... I don't know of any holiday for this Monday.
I thought there was one for the eclipse.

by choadwarrior
I don't know why you worship that cow.
It's a bit unflattering.
That outfit looks totally good on you. You should wear it all the time.
Don't even THINK of looking at another worman!
It's okay, I'm gay.

by choadwarrior
A Southern California man who broke into a house and forgot to flush the toilet was identified by what he left behind.
He should have made a clean getaway.
Police matched his DNA profile to FBI records.
It doesn't pay to be a turd burglar.
I knew he'd be the butt of your jokes.
Hoisted by his own pootard.

by choadwarrior
I'd like another beer.
Anything else?
For my wife, I'd like you to dash a sugar cube in a rocks glass with Angostura bitters along with rye whiskey and a slice of orange...
And then I watch while you use your big **** to muddle her vagina.
Sorry, we don't do cucktails.

by choadwarrior
I'd like a prescription for Viagra.
Did you know the U.S. military spends over $100 million per year on erectile dysfunction treatments?
No, sir.
When did you stop getting boners?
When I stopped killing Iraqis.

by choadwarrior
What do you think of the BBC casting a woman as the next Doctor Who?
I can't believe they'd mess with something so well established. You can't change the Doctor!
Next they'll say he isn't an ancient alien with two hearts, the power to regenerate when he's close to death, super intelligence and a time machine powered by a black hole.
Yeah! The only real Doctor is Tom Baker...
and William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, and John Hurt.
Oh, and Peter Cushing in those non-canon movies. THOSE are the REAL Doctors.

by choadwarrior
Have you seen Carol Repliestoall?
I saw her in the copy room with Barbara Printerjammer.
So I told Kathy Blamesherboss she'd better change her attitude or I'd complain to Mr. Sitsonass.
I'd go through Jenny Hiresidiots in HR first.
I should have known Douglas Shitsatninethirty wouldn't be at his desk.

by choadwarrior
Yeah, take it. You like that?
Shhh! I think somebody's in the stall.
I'm pretty sure we're alone.
It sounds like a pterodactyl is ****ing in there.
I don't hear anything.
The P is silent.

by choadwarrior
Drake's Equation suggests you've created about 156,000,000 planets with intelligent life.
Sounds about right.
And they were all made in Your image like me?
Oh, no, I had to create a diverse multitude of species to adapt to billions of varying environments.
So some pretty freaky aliens?
Yeah, some have ridges on their noses or bony foreheads.

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