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by choadwarrior
8-27-16
If I barricaded myself in my office, how long could I live off the crumbs in my keyboard?
Not long.
Why not?
It's mostly skin flakes.
I see.
That's the best part, though.

by edoggydog
8-27-16
Now, most guides take you to go see a geyser called "Old Faithful".... BORING!!!! But, I'm going to take to a little-known geyser we have here in Yellowstone Park.
Groov!
There it is... "Old Unfaithful" aka "The Bill Clinton".
What's that white milky stuff it's shooting into the air?
Spooge.
Ew.

by choadwarrior
8-21-16
You should have gone into politics.
You think?
You could lobby the Pope for birth control.
No doubt.
I'd totally use a condom on that *******.

by edoggydog
8-04-16
June 2017...
Looks like he kept at least one of his campaign promises!
I'm amazed how he how quickly he was able to build it and that he got the Zorkonians to pay for it!
True... True...
By the way... Did you see Phreaky wearing her string bikini yesterday?
I haven't anything since Trump built the Space Wall!

by choadwarrior
8-03-16
You wanted to see me?
Do you remember the pep talk I gave at the beginning of the year?
Yes.
What did I say?
"You can't beat our students."
I meant that literally.

by edoggydog
8-02-16
I tell ya... There are disadvantages to having a big ****.
Name one, Shaq.
DAMMIT!!
Getting my **** wet when peeing into a toilet!
Groovy!

by edoggydog
7-29-16
Groovy! presents another episode of "Lame-Ass Joke Theater"...
Why won't you let me ride you?
Because, I'm a house fly, not a horse fly, you stupid ****!
Join us next time for another episode of "Lame-Ass Joke Theater".

by edoggydog
7-26-16
Then, the psychic said I would soon be sucking on a big ****, which, ironically, is how I paid him for the reading!
Groovy!
Speaking of psychics... Did you hear Miss Cleo died?
I'll bet she never saw THAT coming!
What?

by edoggydog
7-25-16
I'm in need for some "action", and all my boyfriends are out of town, so I was hoping you can accomodate me, if you know what I mean...
Groovy!
"Why waste time, I'll just strip right here and we can get started!"
THAT'S IT!! KEEP YOUR TONGUE ON IT RIGHT RIGHT THERE AND I'LL CUM!!!!!
mmmpf
Sorry... I forgot I was on my period.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

by edoggydog
7-23-16
Throw in a ****load of cayenne pepper...
...then stir it with a handmixer and voila!
Here... Taste this.
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Too spicy?

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