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by edoggydog
6-15-17
Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass- hold on...
?
*cough* *cough* **HAAAAAACK** Um, what were we talking about?
Why your wife kicked your ass, again, and you may want to dial back the medical marijuana, Chen!

You're in the wrong place.
Over -- not onto, genius.
by umfumdisi, 5-14-17

by umfumdisi
5-14-17
Sir, I've been assigned to you by the State to aid in your rehabilitation so you can return to the outside world.
See this area here between my fingers, missy?
Yes, sir.
That's how many ****s I give about this bull****.

by umfumdisi
5-14-17
Ok kiddos, I'm Mr. Dalrymple. I have a letter here stating that Mr. Parkins will no longer be teaching this class after running away to Mexico with one of your classmates.
Lucky bast- Anyway, last week I was a lowly sandwich artist. What? No, I didn't work at Subway. I drew sketches of people's lunches in the park for spare change.
English was never my best subject, but with budget cuts and all...I'm basically the only guy who would agree to finish up the year for the school's lowball offer.
I understand you were reading The Catcher in the Rye, a classic novel which I never actually finished. Still, if you have any questions, go ahead.
45 minutes later...
Can someone please tell me where Mexico is and loan me the amount necessary to get there?

by edoggydog
5-12-17
Holly's training for the new Olympic sport, heavy barstool pushing...
Go for it, Holly!
PUT YOUR VAGINA INTO IT, CUPCAKE!!
*OOMPH*
...while Maura predictably takes a hot dump in the corner!
Groovy!
*OOMPH*

by edoggydog
5-12-17
How'd I do?
Not sure... How many points is it if you're straddling the red circle?

by edoggydog
5-10-17
Groovy! presents another episode of "Lame-ass Joke Theater"...
My mother suggested I become an eye doctor, but I just couldn't see it!
Groovy!
Join us next time for another episode of "Lame-ass Joke Theater".

by edoggydog
5-10-17
Groovy! presents another episode of "Lame-ass Joke Theater"...
My father wanted me to be a cardiologist, but my heart wasn't in it!
Groovy!
Join us next time for another episode of "Lame-ass Joke Theater".

by choadwarrior
5-07-17
I don't know how you stay so calm when **** like this goes down.
I was in EMS and risk management in my early career.
So I know how to handle crisis situations.
Daily life, not so much.

by edoggydog
5-04-17
♫♫ ♫♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫♫ ♫♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫
YAAAAAAACK!!
♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫♫ ♫♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫
YAAAAAAACK!!
I'm sorry, Annie... But, we have to let you go.
Why????

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