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by choadwarrior
7-31-17
What do you think of the BBC casting a woman as the next Doctor Who?
I can't believe they'd mess with something so well established. You can't change the Doctor!
Next they'll say he isn't an ancient alien with two hearts, the power to regenerate when he's close to death, super intelligence and a time machine powered by a black hole.
Yeah! The only real Doctor is Tom Baker...
and William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, and John Hurt.
Oh, and Peter Cushing in those non-canon movies. THOSE are the REAL Doctors.

by choadwarrior
7-31-17
Have you seen Carol Repliestoall?
I saw her in the copy room with Barbara Printerjammer.
So I told Kathy Blamesherboss she'd better change her attitude or I'd complain to Mr. Sitsonass.
I'd go through Jenny Hiresidiots in HR first.
I should have known Douglas Shitsatninethirty wouldn't be at his desk.

by choadwarrior
7-29-17
Yeah, take it. You like that?
Shhh! I think somebody's in the stall.
I'm pretty sure we're alone.
It sounds like a pterodactyl is ****ing in there.
I don't hear anything.
The P is silent.

by choadwarrior
7-29-17
Drake's Equation suggests you've created about 156,000,000 planets with intelligent life.
Sounds about right.
And they were all made in Your image like me?
Oh, no, I had to create a diverse multitude of species to adapt to billions of varying environments.
So some pretty freaky aliens?
Yeah, some have ridges on their noses or bony foreheads.

by choadwarrior
7-24-17
Bottle of chardonnay. Anything else?
I need to pick up my prescription for Xanax.
Chardonnay and Xanax?
I might not look like it, but I'm a suburban housewife.

by choadwarrior
7-23-17
My homeworld is pretty much just giant rocks and generic backdrop, which is why I built a sumptuous love palace to entertain passing Starfleet officers. You ought to join me there.
Great! I'll have have some Romulan ale beamed down and meet you there.
Excuse me, Captain...
Why are you interupting here? Can't you see I'm trying to score?
My readings indicate this planet is lame. We should go somewhere else.
Dude, please don't Spock-Block me.

by edoggydog
7-20-17
Did you hear? Chester Benning-ton, the lead singer for Linkin Park, committed sucide on Tuesday...
Groovy!
Uh, NOT groovy, dipwad! It's actually really sad. Why do you think he would do such a horrible thing?
Maybe, he sat down and actually listened to the crappy songs he recorded for the first time.
What?

by umfumdisi
7-16-17
I feel bad that you had to die.
Do not feel sorry for me, my child.
I was talking to your fashion sense.
But I haven't been able to use my hands for 2000 years.
Excuses, excuses.

by umfumdisi
7-16-17
I have to pee really bad!
You can't do that here. This is a factory.
Do you have a restroom?
Of course, it's right next to the cafeteria. Just go...
Thanks. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes.
Damn, he got me.

by umfumdisi
7-16-17
Dad, I have to pee.
Go ahead...
Ah, that's the good stuff!
the bathroom's in there.

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