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by edoggydog
6-12-15
Fifty Shades of Grey amuses me.
It only takes one shade of grey from me
for you to bleed like a retarded MMA fighter.

by edoggydog
6-12-15
Blackness. Like an AC/DC comeback album.
Or a car trunk while driving on a unlit road at midnight.
IF, YOU DON'T STOP THUMPING AROUND BACK THERE, I WILL STOP THE CAR AND BURN YOU WITH A SODERING IRON.

by edoggydog
6-12-15
Whiteness.
Like a polar bear at the North Pole on Christmas Day
or fresh spooge on an old AC/DC Back in Black album sleeve.

by edoggydog
6-09-15
Got no deeds to do, no promises to keep. I'm dappled and drowsy...
...and ready to sleep. Let the morning time drop all it's petals on me.
Life, I love you... All is Groovy!

by choadwarrior
6-03-15
I dropped my iPad at home and broke the screen.
Bathroom floor?
Kitchen floor.
Bathroom floor?
Bathroom floor.

by edoggydog
6-01-15
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again.
Groovy!
How do I look in these pants?
Like your ass fell off the top of the fat tree and ate every limb on the way...
...down.

by choadwarrior
5-26-15
Would you like to see my imitation of an American?
Are you going to make yourself fat?
No.
But I can pull my foreskin back.

by choadwarrior
5-26-15
You ought to come to my church some time.
To laugh?
No! To listen to the sermon and choir.
But I can laugh, right?

by edoggydog
5-21-15
Hey pa? Is it true that babies come outta the same place boys stick their thingies?
Yup.
Oh.
So that's the reason Billy smells like ****!

by edoggydog
5-20-15
LISTEN UP!! EVERYONE ON THIS SIDE OF THE BAR ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!
AND, EVERYONE ON THAT SIDE OF THE BAR ARE A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERS!
WHAT???
I'm on the wrong side.

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