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by edoggydog
We now resume our continuing coverage of the President's State of the Union speech on Box News...
I thought his speech was inspiring, contoversial, touching in spots, and overall very presidential.
Agreed... But, there was a bizzare moment that left everyone in the chamber confused and utterly speechless...
...and I have called on congress to create and fund the D.D.D.D.D., which stands for the Department of Dinosaur Dicks Discovery and Development.

by edoggydog
...and that, in a nustshell is why my wife started smearing my ***** with mayonaise.
Did you hear that the founder of Ikea recently died?
Yes, and I heard it took his relatives twelve hours to put together his casket!
That's not the worst part... At the wake, the ghost of Charlton Heston ran into the living room and cried, "The meatballs are Ingvar Kamprad!"
Åh, snap!

by choadwarrior
Did you lose weight?
You look different.
I bought bigger pants.

by umfumdisi
What time is it, Pa?
Don't rightly know, boy.
Just look at yer phone.
Can't remember where I left it.
Is that why we're at the dead body hospital?
Nah, that's 'cause we're necrophiliacs.

by choadwarrior
How's the carne asada?
Es muy bueno.
But it will make you all farty.
So you can enjoy it twice!

by edoggydog
Why are we bringing people in from Nigeria..? That country's a SHITHOLE!
May I quote you on that, Mr. President?
As the president of Nigeria, I have just one thing to say about Mr. Trump's comment....
Thanks for the upgrade!

by choadwarrior
This formula goes right through her.
In fact, it smells like someone just had an accident.
Seriously, grandma, go clean yourself.

by edoggydog
Wonder Twins...
OMG! Is that what I think it is?
Yes... Another cubicle chair needs pushing in!

by choadwarrior
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
How does a woman feel after cunnilingus?

by choadwarrior
So why did you invite me to lunch.
I need to tell you that it's obvious you've stopped exercising and it's making you fat.
So you invited me to lunch?
I knew you wouldn't pass up a free meal.
Thanks for your concern.
Ready to order?

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