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by edoggydog
4-02-14
Dude, I went to Phreaky's party last night...
Groovy!
...and I got BOMBED!
I thought you were on the wagon.
Oh.

by edoggydog
3-31-14
Remember the gift certificate I got in the mail from that alternative clothing store? Well, I went down there today to redeem it...
Groovy!
Guess what? I got PUNKED!
Ashton Kutcher played a prank on you?
Oh.

by choadwarrior
3-30-14
S'up, Earthman?
AAAAAAAAH! STUN! STUN! STUN!
I'm sure I had it set to stun, sir.
Human stun?

by edoggydog
3-26-14
Try to guess this one...
Groovy!
Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise ♫
*Think about it.
Sean Combs.*

by choadwarrior
3-25-14
I'm worried that my husband is an alcoholic.
Does he binge drink? Hide his drinking? Black out? Drink in the mornings? Get physically ill if he stops? Have stomach problems? And is it affecting work?
All of those.
Does he pronounce the "D" in vodka?
Yes.
He's fine.

by edoggydog
3-18-14
...and that's how I was able to graduate college without passing any of my classes.
Groovy!
By the way, did you hear that Courtney Love says she knows where the missing jetliner is?
Inside her gigantic ****?
DOES THIS MEAN I CAN START DATING YOUR YOUNGER SISTER??

by edoggydog
3-17-14
Want to hear something crazy?
Groovy!
The ghost of Ronald Reagan visits my house from time-to-time...
To haunt you?
"No... He uses the door jamb in my bedroom to scratch his back."
Aaaaaahhhh!

by choadwarrior
3-17-14
It's St. Patrick's Day! How come you aren't wearing green?
Normally, the English side of me wants to celebrate by occupying Ireland for 800 years...
But today, my French side just doesn't give a crap.

by choadwarrior
3-16-14
I suppose you think you're a man because you stood before your family and phonetically read the Torah.
You're not a man until your clan holds you up in a chair while dancing to Hava Nagila.
The Hora. The Hora.

by edoggydog
3-15-14
I feel so much lighter... I could probably dunk a basketball -if, I had arms, of course!
Groovy!
You gonna eat that?

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