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by umfumdisi
In my first act as President, I'm going to do something I've always wanted to do.
Buy a wig that fits?
I hereby order the public execution of Rosie O'Donnell!
No comment, smartnuts?
I honestly thought it was going to be something bad...

by umfumdisi
Why do you make comics in groups of three?
Maybe you just see them as groups of three instead of affirming their individuality?
Why do you make one one-panel comic, one two-panel comic and one three-panel comic?
Why is every snowflake different?
Why aren't you as funny in real life as you are in your comics?
Why aren't in you bed?

by umfumdisi
Another Thanksgiving...Mom's dry turkey, Uncle Mort's dry humor and butch cousin Ellen knocking the stuffing out of me during backyard football.
It's good to be home.

And they say that Butch's heart shrank two sizes that day as he cut down Betty's Christmas tree and took it away.
It's not even Halloween yet. ARRRRRRRGGH!
by umfumdisi, 11-20-16

by choadwarrior
I'm not sure where you stand on the rights of disabled people.
The cripples love me.
What did you just say?
I don't know, maybe you're deaf too, but I said the cripples love me.
Don't make me roll over your toes.
I'm going to build a curb.

Cool, am I supposed to guess which one holds a prize or something, man?
No, guess which one was shoved up your mother's **** last night.
by umfumdisi, 11-13-16

by umfumdisi
You ready?
5, 4, 3...
People will be talking about this for centuries!

by umfumdisi
Thank you for meeting me, Linda.
I --
Shh...I know it's the not the perfect environment for you, but I bought this parcel of land so we can start our new lives here, together.
I --
Shh...we can make it work. Just hold me in your short, supple arms and regurgitate salty fish eggs into my --

by umfumdisi
What're you in for?
Identity theft.
What's identity theft?
When you assume someone else's information and use it as your own.
What's information?
What was your SSN again?

by umfumdisi
Why do you keep appearing in my randomly generated comic layouts?
Why won't you look at me? Why won't you speak?
Why won't you make my toilets sparkle like they used to?

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