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by choadwarrior
7-09-16
What's your story, Spock? You've always been sort of asexual.
It's an unfortunate consequence of my mixed species breeding.
So you blame your parents?
I was unequipped to deal with the hormonal surge of human puberty mixed with the rage of Pon-Farr.
How did you get over it?
Sarek never told me not to jerk off with a Vulcan death grip.

So that thing scans for sexual orientation?
Gaydar was one of the first features Tim Cook added when he released the first iCorder.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

What sort of readings are you getting?
Sulu's gay.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

by edoggydog
7-01-16
*this was ragu4u's ****ty idea
*OOMPH*
*OOMPH*
*OOMPH*
*OOMPH*
Since we had Maura cloned, our production has quadrupled!
Groovy!

by choadwarrior
6-28-16
I can't believe he took the middle urinal. That goes against all convention.
Thank God somebody else is here!
Left and right?
Left and right!
Let's do this.

by choadwarrior
6-28-16
I'm A31, what number are you?
I'm A32
And 33
And 34

by choadwarrior
6-25-16
Did you read about all the child porn investigators found at Michael Jackson's home?
I always knew he was guilty, but I still like his music.
What about Roman Polanski? Woody Allen? Bill Cosby? Mel Gibson? O.J. Simpson?
All flawed people who had a lot of talent.
How can you still appreciate those *******s knowing what they did?
Thrift stores are full of ****ty art made by nice people.

by choadwarrior
6-25-16
Where the **** is the coffee?
I just made a pot, Mr. Potty Mouth.
Thanks, *******.

by KajunFirefly
6-23-16
The £350m thing was a lie!
You wot?
The NHS funding promise, it wasn't actually true
...
You just voted cos of the Muslims, didn't you?
RUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA!

by choadwarrior
6-18-16
Hey! There's the new boss.
Do you have a ring I can kiss?
Not on my hand.

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