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by choadwarrior
What's your story, Spock? You've always been sort of asexual.
It's an unfortunate consequence of my mixed species breeding.
So you blame your parents?
I was unequipped to deal with the hormonal surge of human puberty mixed with the rage of Pon-Farr.
How did you get over it?
Sarek never told me not to jerk off with a Vulcan death grip.

So that thing scans for sexual orientation?
Gaydar was one of the first features Tim Cook added when he released the first iCorder.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

What sort of readings are you getting?
Sulu's gay.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

by edoggydog
*this was ragu4u's ****ty idea
Since we had Maura cloned, our production has quadrupled!

by choadwarrior
I can't believe he took the middle urinal. That goes against all convention.
Thank God somebody else is here!
Left and right?
Left and right!
Let's do this.

by choadwarrior
I'm A31, what number are you?
I'm A32
And 33
And 34

by choadwarrior
Did you read about all the child porn investigators found at Michael Jackson's home?
I always knew he was guilty, but I still like his music.
What about Roman Polanski? Woody Allen? Bill Cosby? Mel Gibson? O.J. Simpson?
All flawed people who had a lot of talent.
How can you still appreciate those *******s knowing what they did?
Thrift stores are full of ****ty art made by nice people.

by choadwarrior
Where the **** is the coffee?
I just made a pot, Mr. Potty Mouth.
Thanks, *******.

by KajunFirefly
The £350m thing was a lie!
You wot?
The NHS funding promise, it wasn't actually true
You just voted cos of the Muslims, didn't you?

by choadwarrior
Hey! There's the new boss.
Do you have a ring I can kiss?
Not on my hand.

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