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by edoggydog
9-30-18
Hey, man... When you were sitting in your car earlier, why did you lock the doors when I approached you? Are you some kind of racist?
My car did that... Not me!
Your car?
Yeah... I programmed it to automatically lock the doors when-ever ******s are close by.
This time, it wasn't my wife!
Groovy!

by edoggydog
9-29-18
We now go to Phil McCracken inter-viewing superhero Blindman at the scene of the dirty bomb attack...
Groovy!
Blindman, why do you think you were unable to prevent this tragedy from happening?
I never saw it coming!
Well, there you have it... Back to you in the studio.

by edoggydog
9-18-18
Today is talk like a pirate day...
Groovy!
Say something piratey!
Okay, how about this: You have a nice ass, Clango!
What kind of pirate talks like that??
A butt pirate.

by edoggydog
9-17-18
...and that's how I discovered black guys really ARE bigger!
Groovy!
On a depressing note, I read on Facebook a man is going on trial for feeding a puppy to his turtle.
Wow... Talk about a slow death!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP, YOU BIG BLACK COCK SUCKER!

by edoggydog
9-17-18
I'll have you know, I am the head nurse in this hospital.
Does that mean you're in charge?
No. I'm the one stuck with taking care of Wirthling!
How bad could that be?
OMG!! IS THAT A RECTAL THERMO-METER???
For the last time, dumbass, you don't have a rectum!

by edoggydog
9-13-18
I treat every day as if it were my last!
Groovy!
Do you treat every day like it were your last?
I tried that once, but it didn't work out so well for me.
What happened?
I spent the whole day sitting in the corner, crying!

by choadwarrior
9-09-18
Have a blessed day!
What?
I said, “Have a blessed day.”
Okay.
You’re supposed to bless me back.
It only works when you believe.

by edoggydog
8-23-18
Groovy! now presents the premiere episode of "Ethnic Joke Bordering on Racist Theater"...
What kind of fuel do Jews put in their cars?
Mishegas!
Join us next time for another episode of "Ethnic Joke Bordering on Racist Theater".

by choadwarrior
8-17-18
There's a good taco shop down the street you should try.
Is it authentic?
Very.
Is it next door to a payday loan and check cashing business?
No.
You don't know what the **** you are talking about.

by edoggydog
8-11-18
...and then Susie in accounting gave the whole lot of us *******s to go!
Groovy!
Speaking of football, did you here the NFL is flaming out?
Have the TV ratings dropped that low?
No that... They just hired a bunch of male cheerleaders!
Oh, snap!

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