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by choadwarrior
My family started the restaurant in 1948 and we've been serving up breakfast using mom's recipes since then.
What is the most popular item?
I'd have to say the buttermilk pancakes.
They are the most impressive flapjacks I've seen since Kathy Bates' sideboob in At Play in the Fields of the Lord.

by choadwarrior
Okay, the first thing we're going to need you to do is hop on the scale.
Can I take a dump first?

by edoggydog
We now present another episode of "Politically Incorrect Theater"...
What do you call a mentally handi-capped student who shows up late to class?
A "retardy".
Join us next time for another episode of "Politically Incorrect Theater".

by edoggydog
We now present another episode of "Lame-Ass Joke Theater"...
What do you call a big hunk or frozen water floating in the Artic that is of Jewish descent?
An Iceberg.
Join us next time for another episode of "Lame-Ass Joke Theater".

by choadwarrior
Oh my god! It's you! The Fat One!
I beg your pardon!
Yeah, I remember you from the 90's. You're The FAT One!
I have a name.
You mean, it's not The Fat One?
Carnie Wilson.

by edoggydog
So, Kobe... The Lakers just drafted Larry Nance, Jr., who tweeted out three years ago that you are a ******. Care to comment?
Well, normally I would be upset... But, I realize that we've all made mistakes in our youth.
Like when you ****d that girl in Denver twelve years ago?

by edoggydog
There I was in the Charleston jail, being held for shooting those people in the church because I look like the guy in the video...
So, why did they release you?
Because, they figured out there's no practical way I could fire a gun.

by edoggydog
Here's a new one for you...
"Pussy whipped".

by edoggydog
...and that's how I discovered anthrax is great for toe fungus!
Anyhoo... I see some dumb ass liberals are blaming the tragedy in Charlston on hate-filled Southern religion and gun ownership.
How can they blame it on religion when the vicitms were the religious ones? And, doesn't Chicago have some of the strictest gun laws in America?
Yes, and 1168 people have been shot this year alone in that northern liberal hell-hole... 99% were black-on-black crimes!
If, those true facts weren't so sad, this panel would be funny!

by choadwarrior
When Dylann Roof started shooting the African-American parishoners in the Charleston church, he said three things...
"You **** our women and you're taking over the country. You have to go."
So no wonder Fox News thinks it's an attack on Christianity.

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