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by edoggydog
7-27-14
Sure, I'll tell you all about the crazy party I went to...
Groovy!
I got so wasted, I spent most of the night in the bathroom blowing CHUNKS!!
Wow... Sounds like you got really sick!
"No... Chunks is my friend's cat!"
*glorp*
Mind the teeth.

by edoggydog
7-25-14
Join us now for an episode of "Things-We'll-Never-See-on-TV Theater"...
Congratulations on finally winning the Superbowl, Tony Romo!
Thanks!
Join us next time for another episode of "Things-We'll-Never-See-on-TV Theater".

by choadwarrior
7-24-14
Come inside--we've got great deals on initiation to our new health club.
I don't need to join a health club.
Don't you want to look better naked?
I don't need to.
Why not?
I make a lot of money.

by edoggydog
7-24-14
They serve as both visual scanners and female genitalia...
May I poke you in your vag-eye-nas?
...then I says, "Them rotor turbines won't generate the gravitons necessary to vaporize Ryan Seacrest"!
Ha, ha -wait. WHAT THE FUCK??
We now return to the History Channel's 24-hour marathon anthology of French war heroes...
Groovy!

by edoggydog
7-24-14
Welcome back to Fox News...
Groovy!
Today, President Obama did everything RIGHT! Meghan?
As promised, I will now flash my boobies!
TA-DA!!
Nice.

by edoggydog
7-21-14
Did you hear about the merger?
WHAT FUCKING MERGER??
Do you have your rewards card?
WHAT FUCKING REWARDS CARD??
Did you remember buy food for the cat?
WHAT FUCKING CAT??

by edoggydog
7-11-14
A, B, C, D, E, F, G... ♫
...H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. ♫
Q, R, S, T, U, V... ♫
♫ ...W, X, Y and Z. ♫
*Technically, two unusual words that have fallen out of common use.
Now, if you'll excuse me... My logorrhea* is acting up.
Groovy*!

by edoggydog
7-09-14
It looks like Armless Anders and Melty are having a heated disagreement...
Groovy!
I'M MENTALLY FOLDING MY ARMS IN DISGUST AT YOU, DICK FACE!!
AND, I'M MENTALLY GIVING YOU THE FINGER, ASSWIPE!!

by edoggydog
7-07-14
*BUUUURRRRRRRP*
?

by edoggydog
7-07-14
...and that's when I gave the President the "bird"!
Groovy!
So, what's this I here about 50,000 ill eagles at the border, and everyone's talking about deporting them? Eagles are our national bird, and if they're ill, we should give 'em medical help!
They're not ill eagles. They're ILLEGALS.
First you say they're not ill. Then, you say they are. Make up your mind!
I think I just made up my mind to trade you in for a ferret!

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