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by choadwarrior
Son, now that you've reached that age, it's time to have the talk.
We don't need to have that talk.
It's about your pecker.
No. No. No. No.
When you think you're done taking a whiz, wait and count to three Mississippi before putting it away. THREE MISSISSIPPI!

by choadwarrior
Your order number 69.
You like to dine in?
I was going to...
But now I'm thinking of eating out.

by edoggydog
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again.
Be careful... I'm on my period, and you know how *****y I get when I'm on my period!
I know... You should call your periods, "exclamation points"!

by edoggydog
I don't always let guys fondle my tits...
You don't?
Just kidding... I always let guys fondle my tits! Women, too!
I give this comic two big toes up!

by edoggydog
Kobe, you had an NBA career that spanned over twernty years... What would you say was your fondest memory during that time frame?
The time when I came from behind.
Could you be a little more specific? You had so many last minute victories.
I was talking about when I ****d that concierge ***** in Colorado.
Oh. Snap.

by choadwarrior
You say you broke in because you thought the son was a good boy and you wanted to give him presents.
Oh, yes. I've been watching him. He's good. Verrrry Good.
How long have you been watching him?
Pretty much 24/7 for his entire life. And not just him...millions of good boys and nice girls.
And you watched them when they're naughty, too? Doing naughty things alone in their bedrooms?
Santa usually cuts them off before puberty.

by choadwarrior
Come on in. I have a new rye whiskey I want you to try.
We can drink it while I figure out what to feed the kids.
Do you have sweet vermouth?
We can feed them Manhattans.

by choadwarrior
I'm going out for some egg nog.
Taking Mrs. Claus with you?
She said something about having cramps earlier.
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
I don't know what's gotten into her.
I do.

by edoggydog
Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. AGAIN.
Is my rear end eye candy to you?
More like eye...

by choadwarrior
After sixty years of marriage, it finally comes to this.
He's left me.
I knew it wouldn't work out.

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