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by edoggydog
Today... Right now... You have more power at your finger tips than entire generations that came before you! That's what technology is...
It's possibility... It's capability... But, in the end, it's only a tool! It's not what technology can do. It's what you can do with it... We are living in the future we always dreamed of!
You have more power and technology than generations before you... So here's the question: What are you going to do with it?
Watch unlimited porn in high def!

by choadwarrior
A long time ago, in a casting office far, far away...
I heard you have good news for me!
Remember that audition you did for The Star Wars? 20th Century just called and you got a part!
It isn't Biggs, is it? I'm pretty sensitive about my weight and I'd hate to be teased about being the big guy named Biggs.
No, you're going to be Biggs' wingman and you have a close-up death scene after you take out some enemy guns so the heros can win the battle.
I'm in. What's this guy's name?

by edoggydog
Welcome to Phreaky's House of Big Breasts... May I take your order?
I'm really hungry... I'll go with the number 44 Double-D combo...
Do you want me to super size them?
You mean, you can make your breasts even bigger? I must be dreaming!
Turns out I was dreaming. And, talking in my sleep. Which my wife heard... Frankly, it was worth the ass- whooping!

by choadwarrior
I'm confused.
The sedation is wearing off.
What happened?
I had to fill a few cavaties.
I came in for a tetanus shot.
You can clean up in the sink.

by choadwarrior
One of our faculty has been nominated for the Wang Award
I don't know what that that is, but I want that award...
It's not what you think.
...even if I can't display it on my bookshelf.
I happen to know the person it is named after.
Milton Berle?

by edoggydog
So, you ordered a large deep dish with two toppings, a side of bread-sticks, and a liter of Diet Coke...
That will be fifteen dollars even.
That can't be right.
Take a look at the register... It's right.
It's wrong... Everyone knows fifteen is an odd number!

by choadwarrior
Eureka! I've finally discovered a way to sex fossils.
How does it work?
Brace yourself.

by choadwarrior
Sooo...I just talked to God and He wants ritual circumcision for all the men.
Sounds fun! What is it?
We slice off the foreskin because He says it was a mistake what with all the funk wandering the desert causes up there.
Slice off. With a knife?
Unless you can think of something better.
Can we just wash our ****s?

by edoggydog
We now resume our continuing coverage of the President's State of the Union speech on Box News...
I thought his speech was inspiring, contoversial, touching in spots, and overall very presidential.
Agreed... But, there was a bizzare moment that left everyone in the chamber confused and utterly speechless...
...and I have called on congress to create and fund the D.D.D.D.D., which stands for the Department of Dinosaur Dicks Discovery and Development.

by edoggydog
...and that, in a nustshell is why my wife started smearing my ***** with mayonaise.
Did you hear that the founder of Ikea recently died?
Yes, and I heard it took his relatives twelve hours to put together his casket!
That's not the worst part... At the wake, the ghost of Charlton Heston ran into the living room and cried, "The meatballs are Ingvar Kamprad!"
Åh, snap!

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