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by umfumdisi
11-11-17
As you can see, Robin, I've deciphered this villain's code.
Holy Enigma Machine, Batman!
Yes, and it appears that his nefarious plan is to ...
sneak into the Batcave and masturbate?
Holy Switcheroo, Bat-Dope! Ahhhhhhhh! (sign this waiver)

by umfumdisi, 11-11-17

by umfumdisi
11-11-17
Janitor Man, thank the gods you're here! We've got a big mess to clean up downtown.
Ojay.
All the big-name heroes have been defeated. The fate of Cosmopolis rests on our shoulders, my friend.
Obay.
Wait, you're Rudy the janitor. You have no powers at all! In fact, you can barely even do your job or carry on a simple conversation.
O...may?

by umfumdisi
11-11-17
Dear Random Bar Dude, I am a large beetle trapped in a small beetle world. Would you please step on me and end it all? Thank You.
Wow, that's a heavy question, beetle dude. I mean, did you type that letter yourself? Did you dictate it to someone else? Either way, it's a sign of very high intelligence for a mere bug. So...
How do you feel about crucifixion?

by umfumdisi
11-11-17
Oh, you caught me in my underpants!
I was just about to masturbate, which, if you've heard my act, is pretty much how I spend most of my down time.
Anywho, if you want me to stop, please say so. If not, just sign the release on your way out. And speaking of release... ahhhhhhhhh!

by edoggydog
11-11-17
Sure... I'll tell you why Phreaky kicked my ass.
Groovy!
Wow... Look at all the stacked paper in this room!
The paper isn't the only thing stacked in this room, if you know what I mean, Phreaky!
WHAT??
Proceed.

by edoggydog
11-08-17
My nose and eyes have been so runny lately, but I don't know why... *sniff*
Maybe, you have aller-
ACHOOOOOOO!!!
-gies.

by edoggydog
11-08-17
"OMG!! THE FOREST'S ON FIRE!! DO SOMETHING, SIR CUM SIZE!!!"
UUUUUNNNNGGGH!!!
"Thank you!"

by edoggydog
11-07-17
The ladies call me "Sir Cum Size"...
Why's that?
UUUUUUUNNNGGG!!!
Oh.

by choadwarrior
11-06-17
I went to your school.
What year did you graduate?
I didn't.
You should come speak at Career Day.
But I work at a gas station.
Precisely.

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