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by choadwarrior
4-04-16
I have to pee so hard right now.
How hard?
I'm afraid to relax enough to fart.

by edoggydog
4-04-16
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again.
Groovy!
PLANET WTF??? I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL OVER FOR YOU AND I FIND YOU HIDING IN A STINKY GAS STATION REST-ROOM 500 MILES FROM HOME???
IS BEING MARRIED TO ME THAT BAD???
Is that a rhetorical question, or do you really want me to answer that?

by edoggydog
3-29-16
If, Hillary wins, we're all FUCKED!
If, Bernie wins, we're all FUCKED!
Same goes for Trump, Kasich and Cruz!
We now go to an average, brain-dead youth of America for a response:
Why should I give a... Give a... FUCK! I forget how the rest of that goes.

by choadwarrior
3-28-16
ACK! It smells like a hobo shat a burning skunk in a frothy bowl full of stale asparagus **** in here.
This is the only rest stop for another 100 miles.
I'm afraid to breathe.
Just inhale through your mouth.
How is that better?

by choadwarrior
3-27-16
Dad!
Hey, Son. I'll bet you could use a drink.
After what you put me through, you owe me one.
Wine?
I'll have what you're having.
Two Corpse Revivers coming up.

by choadwarrior
3-27-16
JESUS CHRIST! It's a ZOMBIE!
You're sort of right. It's me...Jesus.
Sorry, I didn't recognize you.
I've been through a lot lately.
Perhaps we should have spent more time anointing your dead body.
And maybe you shouldn't have left me to rot in a hot ****ing cave.

by choadwarrior
3-26-16
Oh, Lord! The agony and pain you endure will inspire millions to live by your example. We will honor you always. Praise Jesus!
Thanks, but who is Jesus?
You aren't Jesus Christ, the Messiah, the son of God, who was sent here to suffer for all our sins.
No, I'm one of many other guys the Romans decided to nail to a cross.
Nevermind.

by choadwarrior
3-20-16
We just have to accept that now that our children are grown up, we can't control what they do.
They still need our guidance.
They have their own lives and don't need us.
But we have to step in when we see them making decisions we don't agree with.
We don't really have any way to punish them anymore.
We could visit them for a month.

by edoggydog
3-08-16
Wow... The beaches here in Costa Rica are beautiful!
And, look at the ocean... I can't wait to go jump in it!
I wouldn't do that... They say the waters here are full of electric--
YEE HAW!!!
"...eels!"
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

by edoggydog
3-07-16
...and that's why I shot my wife before she could kick my ass again!
Groovy!
Uh, oh... I think the owner just came home!
We better scurry away before he turns on the light!
*CLICK*
Fucking humans!

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