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by choadwarrior
11-04-18
You seem pretty happy since you changed jobs.
I can't even describe the stress I was under. It nearly killed me.
Really? It didn't show at all.
One night, I thought about closing the garage door, rolling down the windows, and letting the motor run.
What stopped you?
I drive an electric car.

by choadwarrior
10-31-18
How come you aren't dressed up today?
Aren't you going to the potluck?
You're about to learn two things about me.

by edoggydog
10-18-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again.
Groovy!
Did you hear about the serial ****** roaming our neighborhood?
I don't think you have anything to worry about unless he's into fat-
Go ahead. Finish what you were going to say!
I did.

by edoggydog
10-17-18
We now go to Phil McCracken who is with a newly fired Wendys employee...
Groovy!
So, is it true you were fired for typing the word, "Chubby" on the receipt of an over-weight customer?
Yes, but it wasn't my fault... The computer auto-corrected what I had actually tried to type in.
And, that was..?
"Fat Fuck".

by edoggydog
10-14-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet AGAIN.
Groovy!
*RCL no. 6391
So, is it true Captain Obvious said he doesn't want to "tangle with that fat ass" when talking about me?*
Not exactly...
Not exactly?
You left out the word, "*****".

by edoggydog
10-13-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN.
Groovy!
"I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??"
That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off!
Nobody's that...
...funny.

by edoggydog
10-13-18
Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass AGAIN.
Groovy!
"I can't believe you thought 'alligator' was an animal with spelled with three letters! Where did you go to school? California??"
That Steve Harvey on Family Feud is so funny, I literally laugh my ass off!
Is that even...
...possible?

by edoggydog
10-09-18
NEO11: ______________________ And, the winner of CC: 703 is atomiclunch!
EDOGGYDOG: ________________ I never saw that coming!
FOUR_LEGGED_TRIPOD: ______________________ I never saw that coming!
ATOMICLUNCH: ______________________ I never saw that coming!
MAKIN_D_BACON: ______________________ I never saw that coming!
RAGU_4_U: ______________________ I never saw that coming! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by edoggydog
10-09-18
We now go to Phil McCracken who's joined by Mets legend and baseball broad-caster, Ron Darling...
Groovy!
I'm here with Ron Darling, who wants to make a brief statement.
I would like to sincerely apologize for calling Yankee pitcher, Mashiro Tanaka a "chink in the armor"...
Well, I'm sure he'll accept your apolog-
I mean, it didn't make any sense! "Chink" is a Chinese slur... He's Japanese. I should have said, "Nip in the bud"!

by choadwarrior
10-06-18
Would you like to read a story to the children about kindness?
I really don't have time.
It would be an honor.
Look, I said I'm too ****ing busy.

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