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I was cryogenically frozen for 15 years and my morning wood won't go away.
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by Aggrakrabathor
12-20-02
Not content with simply being the most evil elf on the block, Mortiis steps his game up a notch.
Hello, kids. I am Mortiis, and I am gay, for homosexuality is the most evil of evils.
It's OK, Mortiis. You don't have to REALLY be gay. You were gay enough already.
No, I must consolidate my place in the halls of evilness by committing the cardinal sin. There can be none more evil than I.
Uhh... don't you think the "none more" thing's a big overplayed? It worked for Spinal Tap, but you're pushing it...
So remember, kids: you can't have latex ELVIsh prosthetics without EVIL.
You're fucking gay, man.
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