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by UnknownEric
What's this?
I don't know. Some bull****.
I'm not gonna try it. You try it.
Let's give it to Mikey, he won't eat it, he hates everything.
Here Mikey, eat this!
Eat my balls.

by ZMannZilla
Holy Cursewords Porkman! That man is licking a statue made out of frozen ****!
Is the Finchy certain that it is not lemonade?
Well, yeah. I made the statue myself. Provided all the ingredients too, because I love asparagus!
Well perhaps that is why the man is licking it, for it too smells and may even taste of delicious asparagus!
Good point, maybe he's on to something. Wanna go get a lick with me?
Porkman no like vegetables. Come back when Finchy has meat-****ed a statue.

by choadwarrior
Great job putting the fire out. How did you do it?
Easy, I just sprayed a little fire retar--
Sorry, I just sprayed a little fire r-word.

by choadwarrior
I watched a movie about Vincent Van Gogh the other night.
So tragic.
But at least he died doing what he loved.
Killing himself.

by choadwarrior
Son, now that you've reached that age, it's time to have the talk.
We don't need to have that talk.
It's about your pecker.
No. No. No. No.
When you think you're done taking a whiz, wait and count to three Mississippi before putting it away. THREE MISSISSIPPI!

by choadwarrior
Your order number 69.
You like to dine in?
I was going to...
But now I'm thinking of eating out.

by ZMannZilla
Holy Cursewords Porkman! Konami just came out with another pachinko machine covered in anime vampire boobies!
Can I borrow some of that money, because vampire boner pachinko is like my favorite thing to play!
But if Porkman gives the moneys to the Finchy, then Porkman will have less games of anime tit gambling for himself to be playing.
It's a fair point. I'll just mug one of these fat kids eating Pocky and use whatever money he has left.
MUGGING WAS AN OPTION?! OK Porkman change mind for what we do on our next date night.

by choadwarrior
You say you broke in because you thought the son was a good boy and you wanted to give him presents.
Oh, yes. I've been watching him. He's good. Verrrry Good.
How long have you been watching him?
Pretty much 24/7 for his entire life. And not just him...millions of good boys and nice girls.
And you watched them when they're naughty, too? Doing naughty things alone in their bedrooms?
Santa usually cuts them off before puberty.

by choadwarrior
Come on in. I have a new rye whiskey I want you to try.
We can drink it while I figure out what to feed the kids.
Do you have sweet vermouth?
We can feed them Manhattans.

by choadwarrior
I'm going out for some egg nog.
Taking Mrs. Claus with you?
She said something about having cramps earlier.
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
I don't know what's gotten into her.
I do.

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