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by crabby
So tell me about a typical day at your current position.
I have no idea what that means.
What do you do at your current job.
Well, I show up and do my job.
Thank you for applying. We'll contact you if you're chosen for the next steps in the hiring process.
I look forward to hearing from you.

by crabby
So I was reviewing potential candidates on Indeed last night and I happened to come across your information. Are you looking for other jobs? Should I be concerned about you leaving your position?
I go on Indeed from time to time. Mainly to check to make sure my job isn't being posted. I don't want to be caught by surprise like what happened to my predecessor.
No one wants you replace you.
Then we have nothing to worry about. I merely keep an updated resume on file if it's ever needed.
We're going to have to let you go. We can't have a Production Supervisor that isn't dedicated to the role. We'd like you to stay onboard for up to another six months as part of our transition process.
Oh wow! Well, I've been looking for a new job so we'll see how long it takes me to find one and then you can go **** yourself.

by crabby
I've decided to try this new thing. It's called "Stripcreator."
"Stripcreator"? What do you do with it?
You create your own strips.
Create your own strips? Strips of what? Bacon?

by crabby
I have an audition with a local sketch comedy troupe next week and I'm pretty nervous about it.
I had no idea you were even interested in sketch comedy. Do you have any characters you'e been working on or anything like that?
I've been working on an impressions of you. I hope they like it.
An impression of me, huh? Lets hear it!
I smell!
That was awful.

by crabby
I've had a real long week.
What happened?
I called my back up drug dealer and it turns out his oldest daughter died of an overdose last week.
Sounds like he's the one that has been having a bad week. What happened to you?
Well, I had to spend an hour talking to him about his feelings while picking up my weed.
That does sound awful!

by crabby
Not sure if you saw the company wide email that went out, but today is my 27th anniversary with Jerealy Paper Company.
Oh wow. I don't have access to email so I had no idea, but I appreciate you sharing the news with me. Congratulations on your achievement. How are you planning to celebrate?
Well, I figuered first I'd go around the office and let everyone know that today is my anniversary. Then I'd just sit at my desk and watch the time tick away.
Sounds like just another Tuesday to me!
Congratulations on your anniversary, Bill.

by crabby
Here's the thing. No one eats cereal anymore. No one eats it at all. There is no brand loyalty. There is no nostalgia. People just don't care.
So hear me out on this. I say we start a cereal blog. We call it curreal. A surreal look at cereal. We go so indepth and delve so deep into our own cereal desires that people will be interested.
I hate everything about your pitch. I hate the name curreal because it sounds like curreal and not surreal. I hate the idea about writing about cereal. Most of all I hate you.
I didn't want to bring this up, but remember when we were 8 and you almost drowned when you fell into that ice pond?
You pushed me, but fine. I'll write for your cereal blog.

by crabby
Son, just because you're at a party with your school friends doesn't mean that you don't have to watch your manners. I don't like some of the language I've heard you use today.
Sorry Dad. I just get a bit excited when I'm with my friends. Can you give me an example of something I said that you found inappropriate?
Well, I heard you tell your friend that you were going to hold him down and rub your **** against his face. That was extremely uncalled for.
DAD! Fuck, I didn't mean that! It's just something kids say. Like, "Do you play Fortnite" or "Who's Monica Lewinsky?"
I saw the two of you kissing shortly after that exchange.
It's 2019, Dad. Boys kiss at birthday parties.

by crabby
I appreciate you agreeing to meet me in this bar at 5am to discuss your father's will.
He's our father Diane. You can act like a stuck up ***** all you want, but that isn't going to bring dad back from the grave.
I'm not your sister. I'm just someone very interested in learning more about you and thought maybe we could get a drink sometime.
You invited me to a bar at 5am to ask me out for drinks sometime?
That sounds nice.

by crabby
How did your job interview go today?
Not well! The interviewer repeatedly told me that I had nice legs. He asked to take a few photos for their records, but it seemed very unprofessional.
I thought you were just trying to deliver pizzas on the weekends for a few extra bucks?
It's 2019 DAD! Nobody just "delivers pizza" anymore. You dumb fat ****. You ****ing piece of ****. Go **** yourself you ****ing ****.
I don't like your tone.
sorry dad.

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