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by umfumdisi
3-16-12
Damn it, I can't get this watermelon open! Hmmm.....
"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." --ACK! My heart!
Wait a minute..... I'm God. I can open this watermelon!

by umfumdisi
3-12-12
What are you doing?
Trying to decide.
Decide?
Which hand to use to give a sample for my drug test.
You know they want urine, right?
Liar!

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
Hi, I'm Honey, and I loooooooove ... um
Carlos, I'm pretty sure this isn't the right background.
Ay Dios Mio!
Some days it just doesn't pay to be sexy.
Lo siento.

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
HEY,FLAB-BUTT! HEY,DONKEY-BREATH! TIREDOFBEINGA PICKED-ON,FLABBED-OUT TUBOFSUPERGOO?
No.
THENGETTHERACK!!! YOU'LLGET38EXERCISES FULLOFMUSCLE-RIPPING,BRAIN-CRUSHING,HEART-STOPPINGFURY ONAMACHINEDEVELOPED BYAPSYCHOGYMRAT!!!
What?
YOU'LLGETTHENAD-MASHER,THEAORTA-BUSTER,THEJACK-OFFER, THEHAM-STRINGER,ANDTHESEX-OFFENDER!!!
I'd rather hear Disintegration for the 263rd time.

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
Hi, I'm Honey, and I looooooooooooove guys younger than me!
'Sup, Honey?
And I also looooooooooooove guys older than me.
'Sup, Honey?
So, how about guys the same age as you?
EEEEWWWW!

by umfumdisi
3-11-12
You can become a member today. The Diabetes Care Club wants to make diabetes care easier for you.
If you order now, you get this delicious Diabetes Care Club Sandwich.
We'll also send you our Diabetes Care Club talking blood glucose meter.
Because you can hear our meter, it may be easier to understand your results. Here's an illustration by Garrett Morris.
YOUR BLOOD GLUCOSE LEVEL IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!! EASE OFF ON THE TWINKIES, HONKY FAT-ASS!

by areallystupidguy
12-24-11
a... a mousepad? but i sold my mouse to get you this tie!
a tie? but i sold you to get myself this ipad!
what
merry christmas

by areallystupidguy
12-23-11
i have to get a cholesterol test.
ouch, that sucks. is anything serious going on?
nah not really, but i do have to fast for like 300 years

by areallystupidguy
12-15-11
BESIDES, IT'S THEOLOGICALLY INSENSITIVE TO HAVE A MANGER UNDER THE TREE. THE TREE IS A PUBLIC PART OF THIS HOUSE. IF YOU GET A MANGER, THEN I SHOULD GET MY OWN DISPLAY.
okay, fine, you ****ing baby. set up your own thing, i don't even care.
LATER
is that my old technodrome playset?
INDEED. LEO, DONNIE, MIKEY, AND RAPH FEND OFF FOOT SOLDIERS WHILST SPLINTER AND SHREDDER DUEL TO THE DEATH.
MEANWHILE, KRANG LOOKS ON IN FURY AS BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY MAKE A MESS OF THINGS AS USUAL. BUT UH-OH, APRIL'S CAMERA IS SMASHED IN THE FRAY AND SHE LOSES HER BIG STORY.

by areallystupidguy
12-15-11
guess what, computer? since you didn't help me with the lights, you have to do ALL the ornaments AND set up the manger.
BEEP BEEP. FUCK THAT. I DID IT LAST YEAR.
and you'll do it every year until you get it right.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL I ALWAYS SET UP THE MANGER WITH A DEGREE OF PERFECTION UNATTAINABLE BY ANY HUMAN.
LAST YEAR
why is balthazar giving birth to a sheep

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