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by choadwarrior
4-09-19
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RAPUNZEL! RAPAUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!
Uhhhh I'd like to, but summer is coming up, so I just got it bobbed.
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DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CVS RECIEPT?

by choadwarrior
4-02-19
Aaaaaand she's...
buuuuuuyyyying a....
wheelchair accessible ramp and Rascal scooter fully paid for by Medicare..... to Heaven.

by choadwarrior
3-29-19
Can you take care of my boys this weekend?
I've never had a teenager in my house before.
It'll be easy.
What do I feed them?
Wi-fi and a consequence-free life.
So my booze is safe.

by choadwarrior
2-05-19
So you're saying this machine will let us visit infinite universes with infinite realities?
Yeah, including one where George Lucas never re-edits the original Star Wars trilogy.
Let's go there!
But we could end up in the one where his original edit with Luke moping around Tatooine with Biggs for a half hour was released.
I'm glad we stayed in the universe where we sit around and get baked.
Sure makes it easier to live in the only universe where Donald Trump is president.

I want to put these drug cartels out of business.
Have you thought of putting your name on them?
by choadwarrior, 2-05-19

by choadwarrior
1-06-19
Great job putting the fire out. How did you do it?
Easy, I just sprayed a little fire retar--
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Sorry, I just sprayed a little fire r-word.

by choadwarrior
1-04-19
I watched a movie about Vincent Van Gogh the other night.
So tragic.
But at least he died doing what he loved.
Painting?
Killing himself.

by choadwarrior
1-02-19
Son, now that you've reached that age, it's time to have the talk.
We don't need to have that talk.
It's about your pecker.
No. No. No. No.
When you think you're done taking a whiz, wait and count to three Mississippi before putting it away. THREE MISSISSIPPI!

by choadwarrior
1-02-19
Your order number 69.
Nice.
You like to dine in?
I was going to...
But now I'm thinking of eating out.

by choadwarrior
12-25-18
You say you broke in because you thought the son was a good boy and you wanted to give him presents.
Oh, yes. I've been watching him. He's good. Verrrry Good.
How long have you been watching him?
Pretty much 24/7 for his entire life. And not just him...millions of good boys and nice girls.
And you watched them when they're naughty, too? Doing naughty things alone in their bedrooms?
Santa usually cuts them off before puberty.

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