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by choadwarrior
12-25-18
You say you broke in because you thought the son was a good boy and you wanted to give him presents.
Oh, yes. I've been watching him. He's good. Verrrry Good.
How long have you been watching him?
Pretty much 24/7 for his entire life. And not just him...millions of good boys and nice girls.
And you watched them when they're naughty, too? Doing naughty things alone in their bedrooms?
Santa usually cuts them off before puberty.

by choadwarrior
12-25-18
Come on in. I have a new rye whiskey I want you to try.
We can drink it while I figure out what to feed the kids.
Do you have sweet vermouth?
Yes.
We can feed them Manhattans.

by choadwarrior
12-25-18
I'm going out for some egg nog.
Taking Mrs. Claus with you?
She said something about having cramps earlier.
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
I don't know what's gotten into her.
I do.

by choadwarrior
12-18-18
After sixty years of marriage, it finally comes to this.
He's left me.
I knew it wouldn't work out.

by HCRoyall
11-27-18
Greetings, Earthling! I have come from the pla-
Get me the **** outta here before the Russians make it worse, dude! I don't care how many anal probes you have to do!
What is a "Russian?"
They're these awful people who suppress free speech, oppose democracy, and sabotage governments who speak against them! And that's when they aren't being violent!
So this destruction was caused by these Russians?!
What? Naw, man, this is just Detroit.

by choadwarrior
11-23-18
My hotel in San Diego is next to a taco shop called, "Roberto's." Have you heard of it?
You should go--it's way better than any Mexican place in the Bay Area.
So, it's pretty good?
No.

by choadwarrior
11-19-18
Even though the fires are 200 miles away, the smoke is pretty bad.
It's not so bad.
My eyes are red and my throat is all scratchy.
This is nothing.
It's nothing?
I lived in LA in the Seventies.

by choadwarrior
11-13-18
After working on a campaign non-stop for four months, I'm glad the election is finally over.
How'd you do?
We got two-thirds of the votes.
You should be jumping up and down waving your arms in excitement!
I am.

by choadwarrior
11-13-18
You were on my flight on Friday.
Why didn't you say, "Hello?"
You're not A-List.

by HCRoyall
11-07-18
Since the last time I posted here, I've had a new daughter born, had a short story published in an anthology, and seen the release of my own novel.
I also went back to working nights, which has left me time to binge watch series I've had on my list for ages, like Star Trek: Enterprise.
It's been a long road, getting from there to here.

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