All comics by AtekuProject

 

Satan and his pony tailed prison bitch. by AtekuProject 10-05-02
Damn, Satan, how are we gonna get outta this prediciment? I have an idea. Touch my genetals.	You think the moon is made of cheese? I changed into a dog on a ball. Now to get us out of here.	Man, this is fucked up, Satan! Hey, watch me roll around.

 

Petake & Petake by AtekuProject 10-05-02
China decides to remake the classic Nickelodean show "Pete & Pete"... Pete, the world go boom, this bad! I know, I want go home!	::Note that this is in no way meant to insult Chinese people:: Yes, let's run home and have dinner! Uh oh, here's my arch nemesis, that bully guy!	Meanwhile, 2002 years in the past, on the cross... God that show fucking sucks. I hate chinese people.

 

Jimmy finds a new friend. by AtekuProject 10-05-02
In Washington D.C.... Oh shit. Yo mom, I found half a dolphin in front of the White House!	Meanwhile, inside the White House... Shh. Top secret. Don't tell the public about how we plan to bring people back to life by killing a dolphin, and placing one half in front of the White House.... While we place the other in what we believe to be heaven. Ok mr. President?	Uh oh. Jimmy is starting to suspect something... Oh shit. Yo mom, I found half a dolphin in what I believe to be heaven! What? No, I didn't touch it, I know it will give me herpes!

 

The Default twins. by AtekuProject 10-05-02
Hiya. Hey everyone. We're the default comic twins...	And we're here to show you what we do before we're edited into an actual comic. Telepathy sex. Yes, telepathy sex.	Ah...ah...oh, yes! Oh, ride me hard! Oh yeah, rippin into that thing! Uh, uh...oh shit yeah.

 

Not another night at the Oscars. by AtekuProject 10-05-02
Hi folks, I'm Billy Crystal. You know me from such movies as City Slickers, and many other ones that no one really remembers. And I'm Sharon Osbourne. We're here to show you what the end of the world will be like.		And so ends the world for all but Billy Crystal and Sharon Osbourne. Was that it? Yep. That was it...

 

Super Smooth. by AtekuProject 10-05-02
In a deserted alley... Hey, wanna touch my nippies? Ah, maybe some other time man, I'm buzy right now.	Oh please? Just one little touch? I want your warm gentle hands to caress my tiny man breasts and make my nipples hard. Oh, I guess I will. Don't move.	Wow, that was quick, and yet very naughty. Super speed and strength, it comes with the costume, my smooth tittied friend.

 

Jefferson Airplane WA NA NA!! by AtekuProject 10-05-02
Wa na na wa na na.... When the truth is found to be lies, And all the joys within you dies,	Dum ma na la ma la... Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love?	Shee me shee me lo la ma la... Wouldn't you love somebody to love? You better find somebody to love.

 

The Benny Blues by AtekuProject 10-05-02
This is Larry. Larry needs your support... heh...heheheh..heheh... BROING!	Because Larry is addicted to... heheh...heh..heheheh.. ZOOM!	Benny Hill... he *cough* heh..heheheheh... PFTTTT!!!!

 

Fins by AtekuProject 10-05-02
A dolphin swims in the ocean... I'm just swimmin around, doin my thing.	Meanwhile, a female dolphin... I want to go out to eat tonight!	Stupid female dolphins.. Shut the hell up bitch and make me some babies!

 

Captain Little Penis by AtekuProject 10-06-02
The adventures of Captain Little Penis!		Wow, what a day!

 

Kick mah nuts, and watch me change. by AtekuProject 10-06-02
Jimmy and Manny decide to have a ball kicking contest... All right, I'm ready. Go on, kick me in the nutsack! All right, FEEL MY POWAH!!! *kick*	And find out that by doing so, they can change forms! Wow, you turned me into a little girl. I'm going to touch myself. Heh, woah, that's a trip. Now kick my penis.	Wow, let's go test out my little girl vagina. Woah, I'm a middle aged man with no pants on. Wicked.

 

Da Jesus rap, foo'! by AtekuProject 10-06-02
bam doodle woodle... Yo muthafuckas, dis is tha Jesus rap, foo'! I'm mackin tha hoes, payin tha bills, buildin with tools, dyin on hills!	flippy dippy doodle... We in da year 30, I'm pimpin and fly, I got my hands together, God says I'm gonna die! I said fuck dat hoe, he didn't listen to me, so I was hung on some nails on what used to be a tree!	smack my noodle moodle foodle.... So next time you hear about me, think about this: I stayed up there 6 hours, and I really had to piss! Props to tha coast yo, WEST SIEEEEDE!!

 

The Sex Change by AtekuProject 10-12-02
God is in the household of Jerry and whispers to his subconsious... You are going to get a sex change. I think I'm gonna go get a sex change today.	Later, at the hospital... Pardon, but why exactly would you want to have a sex change, sir? Don't ask questions bitch, just make me a woman!	Finally, after the operation... Damn you're sexy, think I'm gonna get some poontang tonight. Damn I'm sexy. I bet if God was here I'd be gettin some tonight.

 

1984 pages 50-110 by AtekuProject 11-19-02
Inside the Ministry of Truth... I am Winston. I trust no one. Down with Big Brother. Oh no, here comes the dark haired woman. Oh. There he is, I don't see him.	She slipped him a note. I slipped him a note. She slipped me a note.	It says "I love you." Superplusgood.

 

The Return of Captain Little Penis! by AtekuProject 11-29-02
Oh no, anonymous woman is falling to her doom! But wait! Don't worry anonymous person, I am here to save you! *zoom* Oh thank the stars, it's Captain Little Penis!	Thank you so much Captain Little Penis! No problem at all ma'am, just doing my part to help the community.	Akward moment... Hey Captain..um, can I touch your bulge? ..........why?

 

The Dix Rabbit by AtekuProject 12-03-02
I'm gonna get my hands on some Dix. Holy shit, it's a transvestite. My lucky day!	Hey sweet thang, I'm a stripper. A regular stripper, not a rabbit. Wow. I have some spare change, hold on a minute.	Oh damn, I dropped my glasses. Hey, it's the rabbit! Silly rabbit Dix are for Chicks!

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