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| Take a good look, Billy. This is what happens when you tamper with long-established background continuity. | |
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| You mean we live at the North Pole now? In SANTA'S HOUSE? But--there's no MALL! | |
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| Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--what the BENT FUCK?!? | |
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| DIOS MIO, Billy! I'm a matador now, and our nice practice field has turned into...into...a GRAVEYARD!!! | |
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| Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to be back in old good old NORMAL house again! Mom? MOM? | |
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| YES BILLY UNIT--IT IS "NICE" TO BE "NORMAL"--"HA" TO THE SECOND POWER [SKEEECH] | |
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| Take a good look, Billy. This is what happens when you tamper with long-established background continuity. | |
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| You mean we live at the North Pole now? In SANTA'S HOUSE? But--there's no MALL! | |
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| Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--what the BENT FUCK?!? | |
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| DIOS MIO, Billy! I'm a matador now, and our nice practice field has turned into...into... a GRAVEYARD!!! | |
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| Whew! What a terrible dream! It sure is nice to be back in our good old NORMAL house again! Mom? MOM? | |
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| YES BILLY UNIT--IT IS "NICE" TO BE "NORMAL"--"HA" TO THE SECOND POWER [SKEEECH] | |
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| Son, I--wait a minute. This isn't your usual bedroom... | |
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| Dammit, Dad, I'm old enough to pick out my OWN bedroom background! | |
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| I just don't know what's gotten into Billy. He's--hey, what the **** happened to our kitchen? | |
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| It's that horrible ALTERNATE kitchen background that I hate! Oh Ed, our beloved house is REVOLTING against us! | |
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| Jeepers! Is this our new bathroom background? | |
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| Fuckin' Ay! There's even a condom machine! | |
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| Mom, how come whenever I stand in this doorway, it looks like I'm floating about a foot off the ground? | |
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| Err...ask your father, dear. | |
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| See? This one works just fine. | |
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| Son, you know your mother doesn't like this background. These ****ing yellow walls would drive us all nuts! Besides, it's always nighttime outside that door. | |
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| I hate these stupid backgrounds! And whose bedroom is this anyway--mine or yours? They're both just alike! | |
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| Yeah, and whenever you stand there, my ****in' TV disappears! | |
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| Well, I called in a favor to Russell Mulcahey to direct this thing. Has he shown up yet? | |
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| Yes, sir--he's dead. It appears he told this Nurse Bigguns to "shut up" and just lip-synch, so she skinned him alive and wore him like a Halloween costume. | |
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| ME AM THE DIRECTOR NOW SO EVERYBODY SING LA LA LA!!! EENIE MEENIE MOE!!! SING, OR ME KILL!!! | |
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| LA LA LA!!! QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! EENIE MEENIE MOE!!! (SOB!) | |
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| GUESS WHAT MOMMY ME KILLED AND ATE THIRTY PEOPLE TODAY SO ME NOT HUNGRY FOR SUPPER UNLESS WE AM HAVING HOT DOGS YUM YUM!!! | |
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| (sigh) I'll boil the wieners... | |
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| Okay, people... "Heart" video with Nurse Bigguns lip-synching the Ann Wilson part because she's too fat, TAKE ONE! | |
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| HEY MISTER YOU SAID ME'S NAME REAL LOUD YOU AM A BAD MAN GRRRRRRRRR!!! ME KILL!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! | |
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| So, how's the shoot going? | |
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| Not so well, J.B. The director's dead, and I'm not sure this "Nurse Bigguns" person fully understands what's going on. | |
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| QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! OLD MADONNA HAD A FARM, EENIE MEANIE MOE!!! | |
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| Look, Ann, you can still sing lead on the albums. But you've simply gotten TOO FAT to appear in the videos. | |
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| But Heart is MY band! My sister Nancy and I started it and YOU CAN'T TELL ME I CAN'T BE IN THE VIDEOS! Besides, the fans don't care if I'm fat! They LOVE ME! | |
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| Great. Well, now that that's settled, meet your new replacement, who will lip-synch your lead vocals in all future videos. | |
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| HI, FATSO!!! ME AM NURSE BIGGUNS AND ME AM GONNA LIP-STINK YOU IN ALL FOOCHURE VINNY-MOES!!! GOO-GOO!!! | |
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| "Next up--maniac nurse goes insane during video taping, kills and eats everyone involved." | |
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| BWAAAH-HA-HAAAA!!! "Serves" 'em right! | |
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| "You've been watching 'Funny Bunny Playtime.'" Now stayed tuned for... 'FRANKENSTEIN'S TERRIBLE BLOODY HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN'!!!" | |
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| WAAAAAAAAA!!! FANKENTINE, MOMMY!!! FANKENTINE!!! FANKENTINE!!! | |
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| Uhh...it sounds like there may be something wrong with the baby... | |
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| Nothin' to do except play video games or watch 1,000 channels of satellite TV. (yawn) | |
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| Hey, I know. Let's open up a lard stand. | |
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| Get your lard right here, everybody. | |
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| Lard, lard, lard. Get it while it's lardy. | |
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| Well, we made $10,000,000. | |
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| Now Mommy and Daddy will never have to work again. | |
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| I don't usually dig chicks who are taller than me, but in your case I'll make an injection. You know--like a "hot beef" injection, ha ha. | |
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| BOATS!!! COWS!!! POO-POO!!! | |
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