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by Chi_The_Cynic
I've been working on the Odaco project and have a few questions which I think you can answer
You do?
Will you explain how the code handles unexpected items in the hierarchy?
Oh, my mistake, I thought you developed it
I did, but I've resigned now and really don't care

by Chi_The_Cynic
It probably won't come as much of a surprise that I'm resigning today
But why? I thought you liked it here?
I'm having to do the job of two people and it just isn't working out
Well, I hope you'll stick around to help us recruit your replacement
Later that day
I've spoken to the director and we've decided to hire two people now that you're leaving

by Chi_The_Cynic
Bet you're jealous of my new iPad
Isn't it just a fat iPhone that can't make calls?
No, it's also an eBook reader!
But you don't read
Shut up!

by Chi_The_Cynic
So, you want to leave your bag in the security office overnight. Ok, fill out the card on both sides and leave it with me
Er.. this card says I should fill out a description of the item, but that's the side that you're attaching to the laptop bag. There's only the "quantity of items" on the slip I'm keeping...
Yeah, to remind you of how many items you left behind
But shouldn't my slip have the description on it so that your colleague will know I'm the right person collecting the bag tomorrow?
No need for that, he'll just ask you to point out which bag is yours

by Chi_The_Cynic
Translation: I have no idea what you're talking about
Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I really value your opinion
Translation: The only way to survive the work hours is to take hard drugs
Our company has a "work hard, play hard" mentality
Translation: Lose some weight, fatty
Hey, have you been working out?

by WiLzzt
Sir, would you mind telling me where you got that brassiere?
'Cause mine are all looking kinda ratty.
I'll let you take it off me for ten bucks. You can even do it with your teeth. I want to feel your dirty hands all over me baby. Please take me now. Please **** me.

by WiLzzt
I have discovered the secret of life!
What good is that to either of us?

by WiLzzt
Did any of you guys see Jesus a little while ago?
"Jesus" is not here.  Now go away.

by Chi_The_Cynic
...and that's the end of the demo. So can you see an area of your business where this product would come in useful?
Well, I can't, but I'm sure Tony can. He's an expert with this product.
Erm... so why did you request a demo of the product, given that you already own it and have an expert in-house?
I didn't
Then why am I here giving this demo today?
Well, your salesman kept ringing me up asking if he could schedule a demo, and so I agreed, just to get him off my back.

by Chi_The_Cynic

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