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by Lawdawg
5-16-12
Cthulhu and Campaign Manager Josh Lemon discuss current events
Ron Paul is out, which basically leaves you and Romney. You either need to drop now or prepare for a floor fight at the convention. What do you want to do?
Can I just devour Romney?
That worked with Huntsman, but I think Romney would be too high profile.

by ArtemisStrong
5-09-12
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--̴̴̴̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟--̴̴̴̳̳̳̳̳̳̳̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟ó

by ArtemisStrong, 5-01-12

by Lawdawg
4-25-12
Cthulhu and campaign manager Josh Lemon discuss current events
Word is Gingrich will drop out within the week
So, when things look they are going badly, Gingrich is just going to quit...
Yep.
I'm making a veiled reference to that time he divorced his wife when she was sick.
Yep.

by Lawdawg
4-12-12
Cthulhu discusses strategy with campaign communications director J.C. Creg
Now that Santorum is out, we need to make a media statement about your intent to stay in. Any thoughts?
Bow down before me and worship me, for I bring with me torment, woe, and madness.
That won't work, chief. I think that's the speech Nader went with in 2000.

by Lawdawg
4-09-12
Cthulhu and campaign manager Josh Lemon discuss current events
We all have to admit that it looks like Romney's got the nomination. Gingrich won't drop out, but more or less admits he's done.
Why is he still in?
We aren't exactly sure, but our analysts think it has something to do with "free pie".

by Lawdawg
4-04-12
Cthulhu and campaign manager Josh Lemon discuss current events
After Romney swept the latest primaries, Sen. McCain said Santorum should make a graceful exit.
Did anybody make any statements about us?
Not really, but we hear Ron Paul's headquarters got a few Little Ceasers' coupons today. So that's something.

by Lawdawg
4-03-12
Cthulhu discusses strategy with campaign communications director J.C. Creg
Chief, we need to get you more airtime so you can get your message out.
Yes. I would like to take to the airwaves and spread my message of madness, despair, and horror to the people so I may shatter their minds.
Ok, well, The Today Show already has Sarah Palin doing that this week. Maybe we can get you on next week.

by Lawdawg
3-29-12
Cthulhu consults with campaign communications director J.C. Creg about strategy
Looks like there's a chance SCOTUS is going to declare Obamacare to be unconstitutional. You should propose an alternative to that plan.
Let the poor and feeble run through the streets screaming in pain and terror as those in power look down on them in disdain and cackle maniacally.
So go with the standard GOP approach. Gotcha.

by Lawdawg
3-25-12
Cthulhu and political ally Grimetongue meet for a few drinks to catch up
And when the stars are right, I shall rise up and devour the innocent and feed on their terror and quench my thirst with their tears.
And then what?
I don't know, that's all Cheney said before they took him into surgery.

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