Remember when Apple tried to make a jump into kitchen appliances using the same design tactics they used when they made the jump to mobile telephone devices?
What? Edgy and outdated?
No. Fuck off.
Look, iCow, I know my version of iAmishman is out of date but by fuckit, I have work in less than an hour and this black coffee isn't going to magically go white.
Basically.
I still don't understand why my roommate bought into that...
