Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan?

An serial entry to CC620 about M. Night Shyamalan.

by Beeko180
8-20-15
It was 1992... Show business was starting to boom and I, M. Night Shyamalan, was getting into a sweet, sweet groove.
I had a budget of $800, 000 to play with for a film I was working on called Praying with Anger: my directional debut.
In fact not only was it my directional debut, but I also wrote it, starred in it, and eventually took away 1.4 million dollars at the Box Office due to it.
It was my shining star, a beacon that said, "This is where I, M. Night Shyamalan, am meant to be".
After Earth was ****, though. I didn't do that.
All of your movies are ****. You're not supposed to be in any position of power to make them, but somehow you are. I have no doubt that you're responsible for that insane ****up of a movie.

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