Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan?

An serial entry to CC620 about M. Night Shyamalan.

by Beeko180
It was 1992... Show business was starting to boom and I, M. Night Shyamalan, was getting into a sweet, sweet groove.
I had a budget of $800, 000 to play with for a film I was working on called Praying with Anger: my directional debut.
In fact not only was it my directional debut, but I also wrote it, starred in it, and eventually took away 1.4 million dollars at the Box Office due to it.
It was my shining star, a beacon that said, "This is where I, M. Night Shyamalan, am meant to be".
After Earth was ****, though. I didn't do that.
All of your movies are ****. You're not supposed to be in any position of power to make them, but somehow you are. I have no doubt that you're responsible for that insane ****up of a movie.

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