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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
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| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
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| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
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| I need you to give me an update on the budget. | |
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| I'll get to that in a minute, but first... Did you know that nearly 100% of my income is raised by working here? | |
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| If you pledge an additional $100 a month, you'll continue to get all the great budget updates you already love, plus many other reports throughout the day. | |
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| Why should I pay you more when I don't have to? | |
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| I'll throw in this coffee cup. | |
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| Are you allergic to any medications? | |
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| What happens to you when you take penicillin? | |
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| I break out in a whole-body rash. | |
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| The drug the doctor prescribed for you doesn't have much penicillin in it. | |
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| During your recovery, you should avoid alcohol. | |
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| The word "avoid" means "try not to if you can help it," right? | |
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| Also, you should avoid any heavy lifting, exertion, or strenuous activity. | |
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| Oh, I won't do anything like that. | |
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| I can't believe you drive around in that old, gas guzzling, polluting car. | |
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| My car runs mostly on electricity, gets great gas mileage and has modern emission controls. | |
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| My car didn't take a boat ride across the Pacific to get to this parking lot. | |
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| It's an election year distraction... | |
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| Feels like the ozone layer's crackin' | |
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| Not only Starbuck comes from frackin' | |
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| Every fit that you can throw... | |
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| And all the weed that you can grow... | |
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| And every hobo you can blow.. | |
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| I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable. | |
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| And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around? | |
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| From now on, you can't be here during a showing. | |
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| Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing. | |
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| I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect. | |
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