Big_Evil_Dave  

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by Big_Evil_Dave
9-28-03
I don't believe this shit. The Absin-th'Tnisab Federation is building a deadly Transformation Ray on the moon...
...and they send me alone with a stupid monkey. I guess I'm going to have to save the fucking planet by myself. See you, "Ensign Kong".
I've been converted to penis!
I'd grab some barrels and help you out, but I'm just a stupid monkey.
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