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AccentuateNegative, Cre8tive13


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Well, Obama finally announced he's in favor of gay marriage.
But he also thinks granting equality should be left up to the states.
Because letting a majority vote on the rights of minorities worked out so well for black people.

I think you're my dad's age.
by AccentuateNegative, 5-10-12

This is Cerebro.
From here, the Professor can locate others like us anywhere in the world.
Oh, so it's like Grindr.

I'm officially old.
Bull****. You're the only guy I know who looks better now than you did ten years ago.
I found a grey one.
I don't see... oooooooooh.
I'm cold.
I fetch your shawl.

I've been looking my whole life for Mr. Right.
But now that I'm getting older...
I guess I'll have to settle for Mr. Left.

I should never have joined a straight gym.
What's wrong with it?
Waaaay more old, naked guys just hanging out in the locker room.
You don't like wrinkly, old knobs staring back at you?
Between the temperature of the pool and the manscaping practices of the elderly, there's no danger of that.

Dear Fag: Having sex for the first time is a very special experience.
Would you take your virginity back it you had the chance?
Dear Cherry Bomb: I would under one circumstance...
To exchange it for a bigger size.

I live in Hillcrest.
That's the gay part of town, right? My wife and I go there sometimes--there's a really good bakery my wife likes.
My wife and I also go there during restaurant week and try out all the neat restaurants. What's the name of that great dessert place? My wife keeps saying we should go there.
Every Sunday, my wife and I take a walk through the park, then hit the farmers market. My wife gets all our vegetables there. I mentioned I have a wife, right? I have a wife. I'm married.

Is there any history of prostate cancer in your family?
No.
Then at your age, we don't have to check for that today.
You can if you want to.

We should go kayaking.
I have no idea how to do that.
You'd be a natural at it...
Just sit on top and stroke.

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