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attitudechicka, baba, Bazilla, crabby, deucepm, drave, Frogman, fuzzyman, Geniu$, israphael, kaufman, Little_Sqirrel, max, maxawa, outre, pendy, Scyess, Shelley, technoatheist, unstableursine
latest comics from people Blew_Crabs is following 
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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man? | |
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| Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball. | |
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The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
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| On your knees you Cardinals loving *****! | |
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| Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka! | |
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| And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father? | |
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| Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now. | |
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| Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you? | |
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| Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you? | |
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| Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ... | |
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| Hey, wanna go back to my place? | |
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| That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while? | |
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| I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer. | |
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| If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard. | |
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| College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes. | |
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| Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice! | |
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| I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs. | |
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| We're looking for people who have an ability to work well with others. Can you work well with others? | |
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| I loooove wqorking with others. I'm very comfortable in groups as well. | |
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| Do you feel that you'd leave everyone feeling satisfied in a group situation? Are you more of a leader or a follower? | |
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| Why don't you just shove your elf **** straight through my jack-o-lantern eye and find out. | |
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| Your **** is still not in my jack-o-lantern eye. | |
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| Wait a second... You look VERY familiar. | |
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| It's me, Ken. We've worked together for 12 years. I work in sales. | |
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| You're Ken from shipping and receiving! | |
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| I worked in the warehouse part-time while I was still going to school. That was 9 years ago. | |
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| That's a shame. I liked shipping and receiving Ken. | |
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