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Excuse me waiter, could you help me with this menu? I don't understand what any of this stuff is.
Certainly sir. This is a very exclusive restaurant, so we give our dishes names befitting the status of our esteemed patrons.
It's like when you go to a french restaurant and have no idea what anything is, it makes it all seem that bit more classy.
I see. So what is "Excelsior"?
That's a cheese sandwich.

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