I hurt for all mankind by BunnyDog33-24-01 Pine Pine Pine!!! I hate life!! I seek validation! Shut up. Oh course someone loves you, moron!!! I hate being a girl.
Why do I care enough to care? by BunnyDog33-24-01 This is incredibly stupid. I can scarcely believe that I have been reduced to this form of communication. I'm a penguin and I'm talking to myself next to a tree...I think I'll stab this branch into my lung.
Empowered Penguin by BunnyDog33-25-01 I hate you. I hate you. You're okay, but the Y chromosome isn't helping much.
Touche?? Not hardly. by BunnyDog33-25-01 Boys are bastards. I have more than one tooth and I don't have green hair...anymore. Now I'm a penguin. I have no hair.
Touche? Maybe I should give up on communication, too. by BunnyDog34-04-01 Hmm...my dear good freind is annoying... What would be a good way for me to express my angst about her??? I'll make a comic! It's so much more effective than actual comunication!! Welcome to Lowpass Comic Creator! BLING!
So there, bitch. by BunnyDog34-04-01 Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... ...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... ...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. So there.
I suck by BunnyDog34-04-01 Performing a ritual chant... Big Pimpin' Spendin' Cheeze!... The ass-shaking commences... Ungh! Ungh! NA na na na!!! The spark of revelation brings an end to the reverie... This is why I never so my homework!
Something is missing something... by BunnyDog34-04-01 I don't need nobody crawlin' into my psyche no-how! (SNORT) Ain't no reason for me tuh be gettin' all honest and ... I wish I could be fun and witty, too... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Die.
There's irony in here somewhere... by BunnyDog34-04-01 Even the most principled girls cannot avoid their catty nature... I really hate judgemental people! God, that one girl was such a vapid whore...and the other one looked totally trashy
For my dearest... by BunnyDog34-04-01 To show all cartoon-oriented wounds have been healed, we shall join in a chorus of our favourite song... I'm thinkin'...DinoNixon? Hell yeah! Cerebral Palsy!!! Cerebral Palsy!!!! Where's the damned kid with the wine glasses? Ooooooooooooooo!
Plagerism...plus it's stupid. by BunnyDog34-04-01 Type type..all day long. Sigh. There! I'm done! It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? Stupid...um...donkey.
More than you know... by BunnyDog34-05-01 I think it's pretty sad when I forget what people look like and recognize them only by their chosen comic aliases. Case in point... Do I know you at all? Is your hair that big and floppy in real life? Freak.
Pointless..like life. by BunnyDog34-05-01 Yo soy un pengueno del diablo!!! Eat ass pancakes, bitch. It's been a while since I've taken Spanish.
a little chunk of life by BunnyDog34-06-01 Is it sick that I really enjoy reading comics about how people I know and like are suffering emotionally? I mean, it makes me sad...but it is so INTERESTING. It makes me feel involved - like I am a real somebody. ...hmm...Now I hurt emotionally. Maybe I'll feel better after I impale myself on this branch.
some serious anxst... by BunnyDog34-07-01 I try to advocate finding validation within... But after 2.5 years of reliable codependency, I find myself pining wildly for something meaningless. Every label within 64 miles of me is spontaneously peeling off right now.
The great wind-storm by BunnyDog34-07-01 Should something be happening? Like what? Well, there goes another shopping cart.
Random by BunnyDog34-07-01 I'm making an obscene gesture, but you can't tell. You have no idea what I am doing with my hands. ...Or if I am wearing pants.
Bed would have been a better idea. by BunnyDog34-07-01 You'll never see it coming. Do you still have my...uh...marital aid? It's in my other pants. It's 4:30 AM. Forgive me and my lame-ass comic. Racist bastard! You deserve crucifixion!
Note to Vicarious (and others who mocks those with no lives) by BunnyDog34-07-01 Your hypocritical angst and pointless musings make me sad. But they also make my pathetic life seem fun and enviable. Thank you. You now have my permission to kill youself.
booooooored by BunnyDog34-08-01 Best friend is...out of town... Must... form... codependent bond... with... another person... Hi, is that kid I hang out with there? You're fucking him, aren't you?!
Words by BunnyDog34-08-01 HAW! I've foiled you! SO?! Er, um...yeah. And i would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that meddling somthing-or-other... You're still a freak.
Plagerism again?? What the hell???? by BunnyDog34-08-01 I'm going to the cemetary. Is that some sort of gigantic toothbrush you're holding? Egyptian, no? Well, when I wear chooose, i fall daoun. Hmm..so this is hell. And there's a crucifix!
Life's a big whore... by BunnyDog34-10-01 I thought I had stuff sort of figured out... I thought I was just starting to get adjusted to life... And then -BANG! WHAMMO!- I'm all confused again.
oh, well then. by BunnyDog34-12-01 it's late-ish and I am stupid. If i were in the easten time-zone, it would be even later. But I would still be just as lame and boring. Damn me.
what the hell? by BunnyDog34-12-01 Look, a microphone! I am pathetic and stupid and life sucks ass. I wonder if anyone has noticed. And I don't even really like s&m. CRY, You little PIGGY!
death, please. by BunnyDog34-18-01 Uggg! I want to die! I wish my brain would hurry up and explode so I could have some relief! I am soooo sick...(And for once, I mean it...I'm not just sick of life)...I think I'll go make more mucus.
I am tired. No rest will come. by BunnyDog34-18-01 Hmmm, you'd think that one would enjoy missing school and eating 3 pints of sherbert... wouldn't you? Well, fuck you!!! It SUCKS! Try telling me it's fun when you can feel individual molecules hitting you!!!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Unoriginal ME! by BunnyDog34-18-01 TV says: donuts are high in fat! Kazoo! Found a hobo in my room! It's princess Leia, the yodel of life! Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar! SUCK!
huh again? by BunnyDog34-22-01 who cares??? God, you are a stupid bitch!!! I hate everything! What are you talking about My internal monologue: it is fucked. Die.
Crack rock by BunnyDog34-22-01 SOMEHOW!!!!! Death seems so appropriate. What the hell is with that nurdy kid and all his damnable comics?
Unrelated panels by BunnyDog34-22-01 I'm a walkin' in the rain! lee lee laaaa! You know i think you are awesome, right? And when I am a bitch, I don't mean it? Right? maybe... *sigh* God bless the nurds. What would I do without them?
fool is me. NAKED! by BunnyDog34-22-01 Dancing naked... LEEEEEE LEE LAAAAA!!! The crack was good! fa fa faaaaa!! Na na na na na na...BATMAN!!! UNGH! Why do all comics suck...especially mine? That is a good question.
Wow! Dramatic! by BunnyDog34-22-01 Now for a dramatic change of pace... Worship the Lord!! Jesus is our saviour! Yay God! See? Not all comics with Jesus are blasphemous. Though they should be...
A moment to be serious... by BunnyDog34-22-01 Why can't we ALL just be happy and chipper and friendly and naked? We could prance about happily like cute wild animals!! Or better yet, a short cut: Let's all commit terrible crimes, then kill ourselves in painful, mutilating ways and reincarnate as squirrels!!!!
asfkbwalekrb DSAHAHA by BunnyDog34-23-01 I feel a strong nurd-force nearby... ...but I cannot pinpoint it! Dai-yom!
Bored...cannot go to bed yet... by BunnyDog34-23-01 Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits, fart, turd, and twat! Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits, fart, turd, and twat! KILL ME! Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits, fart, turd, and twat!
randomly selected characters... by BunnyDog34-23-01 The cupboard instructions say here that I should use the saw and cut the board... this sounds unsafe...consult the phallic bunny. What do you think? Who fucking cares! Just...close your eyes and wave a sharp implement... Ouch. I should have followed the instructions.
More random selection... by BunnyDog34-23-01 I am going on vacation! I am a tribal thing!! Yo! Wazzup? OOOOOOH! That was a fucking stupid vacation.
random...peculiar...fuckin' dumb by BunnyDog34-23-01 I shall vanquish thy testicles! Go team!! Beat those balls!! No! Male reproductive organs are american!! I shall not stand for their destruction! So sit!! sit on me!!! What the fuck is the chick who writes these on? I dunno, duuude, but I want some.
tarded me by BunnyDog34-23-01 Oh my LORD! The tribal thing returns! I am seeking a meal...some spicy...red hair maybe. (i am a cannibal) Red hair panel You are a fucking racist bitch! Geez, what is with all the galdurn swearin'?
YAY! by BunnyDog34-23-01 Someone noticed i exist? I don't know why, but i suddenly feel a warm, tingly spark of love for life. ...Okay, that's over. I'm fucking stupid.
life as usual by BunnyDog34-24-01 So, i'm sitting here in the basement, waiting for someone I know to get on and make comics... That is my idea of positive human contact, compassion, friendship, excitement, and fun? Sometimes, being a loser hurts.
life as usual some more by BunnyDog34-24-01 So today someone made a comic that was sort of about me... It was nice, sorta complimentary... That is the closest thing to pleasent interaction that I have had in weeks.
poem by BunnyDog34-24-01 When I was younger, i used to write poetry, and it always rhymed. I still write poems, but they don't rhyme anymore. Except for this one...*ahem* I'm dicking with this pointless site, feeling quite obscure/ In DARE we learned "don't shoot hard drugs unless you know they're pure"
i am so sad by BunnyDog34-24-01 Where are my little buddies who write comics that make me laugh and weep and commit violent acts? Sleeping, you freak. Where do you think? Or, y'know, being (the) productive with their lives... Or at least having lives.