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by xxxenon
6-09-11
Monkey! The red cross wants to thank you for being the universal donor and for giving us your red blood cells.Are you ready for your first injection?
Yes!red blood cells are being harvested to enhance athletic preformance.Would you like to buy some stock?The stock market is up g****s,wheat and coffee are my staple diet.
This blood transfusion will do wonders for your libido.
Nurse! I would like to thank the hippie liberals for allowing me to participate in the 2012 triple xxx rated olympics and mtv for letting me grab my monkey balls in public!
Monkey! would you like to grab my tits?
One good thing about being the alpha male is sexual conduct!

by xxxenon
6-06-11
Monkey!How on gods earth did you become the mythical deity without the support of your peers?
Wigzoe! It is amazing what you can accomplish when you chum around with dwarfs,knomes,and trolls.My inferiority complex is nothing more than method acting and I am trigger happy!
There is no place like home...and the story goes something like this.Always mix opiates with pleasure!
The retired veterans party 1993~Special Forces~ Fort Bragg~Caffeine,ephedrine,energy drinks,modafinil,creatine and Blood Doping!

Monkey!would you like to buy a cow to feed a starving family ?
Wigboozer! If you want a free sperm sample all you have to do is ask.
by xxxenon, 5-22-11

by xxxenon
5-22-11
Where am I going to find a DNA Specialist who wants to spread his sperm throughout the world and is not afraid of a little bad publicity?
Political Strategist who has sexual stamina and who covets thy neighbors wife?
Someone with animal magnetism would be an ideal candidate to Govern The Heffa Organization!

by xxxenon
5-22-11
Holy HEIFER! I took up meditation for mental clarity and now I am seeing the sacred cow!
Cow bells are ringing! I always wanted to ask the head of the Bovine family this question?''Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free''?
Moola is the slang term for milk money.The cow is a charitable donation to third world countries who cant feed their children.
''Why buy the milk if you can get the cow for free.''?
How does it feel to be an American Tax Payer?

by xxxenon
5-05-11
Alien~It is a privilege to wake up from a slumber wearing the royal color.
Yes, not only do we get a Brazilian bathing suit, but we also get our own tour guide.
How long do you think we are going to have to parade around like this to get noticed?
Bin Laden went virtually undetected in plain sight for years.
Huh! how about a picture for the world to see?

by xxxenon
11-24-10
Hunter! I am going to have to write you a ticket for brandishing a firearm in public.Only a neanderthal would sleep with a rifle beside his bed.
Officer!Only a neanderthal would sleep with a semi automatic hand gun on his nightstand and a magnum under his pillow.
Spankling !Could you give me and all the turkey gobblers a police escort to the prayer meeting?
Blondi!That is a Yes! as long as you dont mind monkey riding shotgun in the sidecar.
Only a neanderthal would shoot a wild turkey to profide food for his family!
Only a neanderthal would give a wild turkey the best seat in the house!

by xxxenon
11-18-10
Monkey! what are you doing here?I didn't expect to see you at todays meet and greet.
Blonde! I was going to be a no show until an important dignitary bought my prehistoric ape hangers.
Mr.Spankling !How does it feel to be the first dominatrix in american history to ride in the presidential police motorcade sporting ape hangers that date back to cro magnum man?
I would like to thank the bikers across america.It is a question of honor,courtesy and respect.
Monkey! Let's Ride !
Blonde! Have I ever showed you my banana seat?

Spankling! You look like a contestant for the annual ''Easyriders Foxhunt.''
Granny ! It is my job to keep up with Todays ''Professional Standards.''
by xxxenon, 9-06-10

by xxxenon
9-05-10
Blonde! The Mens Social Club has an ''All Points Bulletin'' for your safty.
Captain! Rest assure that I have been locked in the basement doing hard labor.I have been mopping floors,washing windows,and keeping guard of my client list.
Blonde! Could you scratch my name off the client list?I am set to retire and want to leave my call of duty with a clean record.
Captain! What do I get in return?
BLONDE! I will be your slave ?
''Labor Of Love''

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