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by dcomposed
8-01-17
This soy milk shortage is getting rough. Terra Madre got some Bonsoy in today but only let me buy two boxes.
Are we really drinking that much soy milk to cause a shortage?
No.. The cargo ship carrying the milk from Japan is missing.
How the **** does a cargo ship go missing?
It didn't go missing... it's trying to enter the port and keeps missing.

by dcomposed
5-29-17
I thought my date last night went pretty well but I'm really confused by this text he sent me this morning.
What does it say?
It says 😁🍆🐴🕛😉. Any idea what that means?
I think it means that you're a pedophile.

by dcomposed
5-25-17
So how are you finding single life?
Well it's nice relaxing on my own but there are times I wish I still had a boyfriend.
Like when you are lying in bed and want someone to cuddle with? Or when you go out and everyone else is in a couple?
No...
More like when I can't be arsed making a cup of tea.

by dcomposed
5-23-17
Ok Phil the beaver formation is working and you're all doing well with the hopscotch passing method. But they are moving into our touchzone too often so we're going to have to try the tickle defense.
Whose **** did you suck to be made head coach?
What? That's outrageous! I got this positon based on my merits!
What merits?
...I'm the only black man in town.

by dcomposed
12-31-13
I like my games of Killing Floor the same way I like my men
Hard, long, and in a group of six.

by dcomposed
1-14-13
Y'know, dad, I can't think of one bit of fatherly advice or wisdom you've ever given me.
You want to know what I've learned in life?
Yeah.
Once you hit 50, never pass a restroom without going in.
I've been doing that since I was 30.

by dcomposed
1-12-13
I would rank the original Mega Man series in order 3, 9, 10, 2, 1, 4, 8, 7, 5, 6. How about you?
I think 10, 9, 2, 3, 1, 5, 6, 4, 8, 7
FUCK YOU 2 IS NOT BETTER THAN 3!!!
???

by dcomposed
12-31-12
How can someone gun down a whole classroom full of children 10 days before Christmas?
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST LOL
did he say "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN, HO-HO-HO"?
LOL? no?

by dcomposed
12-31-12

by dcomposed
2-06-11

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