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by Xuanwu
6-04-10
Winston, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!
Uh...
I don't think that's going to work here.

by Xuanwu
11-23-09
Oh, man, I'm really jonesin - Wait. Jesus Christ?
Hey there.
What are you doing in a crack alley?
What's it look like! I'm mainlining heroin right into my palms!
Wow. I didn't know you liked that stuff.
Where do you think the stigmatas came from? Duh!

by Xuanwu
11-23-09
Gonorrhea.
I DISBELIEVE!
Vagina dentata.

by Xuanwu
9-25-09
To see what people think of our city's water, we've had this hobo pee into a bottle. Now we'll do a taste test.
I be saving that one fer days! Heh heh.
I...I think my intestines just took up macrame.
BURNING RATS ARE COPULATING IN MY ESOPHAGUS!
Fascinating report. I hope those folks got the taste of urine out of their mouths.
Actually, those were the reactions to city water. The hobo **** is selling for $20 a liter. But that's only if you catch him with a full bladder.

by Xuanwu
8-03-08
Los Angeles has announced plans to ban all fast food restaurants from its poorer areas.
Health officials say the ban will cause the poor to seek other, healthier, options.
One year later...
LA officials are still puzzled by the dramatic citywide rise in cannabalism.

by Xuanwu
8-01-08
That new baseball player is great!
Yeah. And he plays football, too. Just like that Jackson guy.
Oh, yeah! Whatever happened to him?
He retired and started his own clothing line in Japan.
That sounds cool. Maybe I'll buy something from him. What's the brand name?
"Bo-Khaki."

by Xuanwu
7-03-08
There's a new movement in France to integrate technology into every industry.
Yeah. Their bakers just created a new "tech pastry."
What do they call it?
E-clairs.

by Xuanwu
12-05-07
Welcome to Sf@3o4!5a3FG#hja's. Can I take your order?
Yes. I'd like a tofu shake with tofu fries and tofu burger. It's bad to eat animals, you know!
So, that'll be one baby seal blood shake, deep fried dolphin sticks, and a strangled koala patty?
What the HELL? No! That's not what I ordered!
Ah, so you want a side of maimed panda nuggets?
...You're an evil, evil man.

by Xuanwu
11-25-07
My name is Blowback. I have the ability to blow things up by snapping my fingers.
I'm the Amazing Blindspot. I can block a person's ability to see the future.
All right. Amazing Blindspot, you get first pick of which X team to join.
B-b-but why, Professor?
His powers take prescience.

by Xuanwu
11-23-07
You know how Rudolph helps you get through fog with his nose light?
Yep! I sure am grateful for it.
Well, I found a way to make him twice as effective!
Oh? How did you - DEAR GOD NO!
Kill me...
Kill me now...

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