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latest comics from people CheerUpEmoKid is following 
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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| Man, nobody will buy us any booze! | |
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| I know exactly what to do, man. | |
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| Go get a bucket of water and Mary and Joseph's son... | |
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| Imma turn this **** into wine! | |
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| Hi Jim, welcome to heaven. | |
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| I'm in heaven? Can I meet famous dead people here? Like Jimi Hendrix? | |
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| Sure, they're all over the place. | |
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| How bout Kurt Cobain? Jim Morrison? Adam Yauch? | |
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| MCA's in the back, cause he's skeezin' with a *****. | |
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| This is... ONE! STEP! BEYOND! | |
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Doo-doo-doooooooooo, doodoododo dodo...
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| pickitup, pickitup, pickitup... | |
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| So let me get this straight, you had 5 cats, 3 gerbils and a raccoon over. You ****ed the raccoon in the ass, while the gerbils blew the other cats. | |
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| Then you shat on the gerbils, who then ran around in another cat's ass, while the other 4 cats ****ed on each other. | |
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| What the **** do you call this? | |
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| I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable. | |
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| And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around? | |
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| From now on, you can't be here during a showing. | |
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| Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing. | |
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| I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect. | |
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As you can see, the trim is all original...
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| Oh, I just adore original wood! | |
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| Is that what you call your husband? | |
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Now onto the second floor.
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| This must have originally been an unfinished attic. | |
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| Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s. | |
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| You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here. | |
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| You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home. | |
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| So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it... | |
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| That must be realtor speak for 8am. | |
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| ...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables... | |
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| Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. | |
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| ...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog. | |
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| Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room? | |
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| Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market. | |
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| Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this? | |
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| This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****. | |
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| How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger. | |
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| You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man? | |
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| Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball. | |
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The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
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| On your knees you Cardinals loving *****! | |
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| Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka! | |
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| And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father? | |
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| Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now. | |
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