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My hotel in Italy comped me a full body massage.
From a man or woman?
Short, round, hairy Italian dude.
How did you keep from getting a boner?
I closed my eyes and pictured a short, round, hairy Italian dude.

by squidrabies
It's been a while, huh?
I heard you stabbed a nun.
I heard you were a nosy *****.

GOOD NEWS! We've discovered a cure for HIV in mice!
Do you know what this means?
I don't have to worry anymore about you making Larry ass **** me bareback in front of all the lab technicians?
Right! You'll get to enjoy it now!

Can I help you find anything?
I'm looking for dryer balls.
You're not going to get them from me, honey.

Just so you know, since the last time we were together, I was diagnosed with HIV.
Are you taking your meds?
Yeah, and I'm undetectible.
I'm on PrEP and if we use protection with your undetectible status, there is a nearly zero chance of transmission.
Cool. Now if I could just get over this cold I'm fighting.
Get away.

Well, that worked out nicely.

Every year, I ask you what you want for Christmas and you say, "Nothing."
That's right.
You have to want something,
You can't find the things I need in a shopping mall.
Like World Peace?
No, a really good prostate orgasm.

Okay, before I prescribe you the Truvada, I want to go over the side effects.
It can cause kidney failure, severe liver problems, headaches, abdominal pain, bone thinning, lactic acidosis leading to death...
And weight loss...
Sign me up.

Well, here we are. Both single again.
At least we have each other.
It's too bad we're not sexually attracted to each other.
Are we old enough to settle?

I grew up Mormon.
So, if I ever meet your parents...
Will they be upset that I offered to put coffee in your mouth before my ****?

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