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by r2_d2
4-28-13
Ah, here's a posting on Monster.com for a job I could do. I'll just click "Apply Now", and ...
Please continue this application on the company's web site.
Sonuva*****. All right, I'll type all my résumé info in triplicate AGAIN. JUST FOR THIS ONE ****ING POSITION.
Sorry, your password is not secure enough.
Five minutes and six password attempts later ...
Ah, success! Oh, wait, I have an e-mail!
Thank you for registering at (companysite). For future reference, here is your password in plaintext.

by r2_d2
8-07-12
See if you can guess which one of these situations actually happened to me:
Hi. I'm ◼◼◼◼◼.
Yeah, I know. I've been working here as a temp for the past year. Under you.
Should I be worried that you went over my résumé in red ink?
What? that? No, that's just ketchup. Must've dripped off the half of that sandwich I threw away after lunch.
Give up? It's a trick question—they all happened to me.
(Did you close the blinds? Maybe he didn't see us.)

by ivytheplant
6-29-12
So how are you getting along in Tennessee?
Excellent. Too damn hot, but things are fantastic.
Do you still feel the urge to get a pickup covered in "Nobama" stickers?
No way! If anything, I'm one step from being a full-blown socialist.
Has anyone ever told you that you might be utterly mental?
How do you think I got all these awesome pills?

by ivytheplant
6-29-12
So how was living in Connecticut?
God, it sucked so bad.
It couldn't have been that bad.
I'm starting to sympathize with Republicans.
That's...uh...
If we didn't leave when we did, I would have traded in my Civic for a pickup covered in "Nobama" stickers.

by r2_d2
4-22-12
Heaven, 2:30 p.m.
So how did you end up here?
Car accident. You?
I went swimming at the beach during my vacation to Florida.
So, you drowned? Shark attack?
No, there was a box jellyfish off the coast of New Zealand.
Let me guess: when you were alive, you ran a homeopathic medicine shoppe, didn't you?

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable.
And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around?
From now on, you can't be here during a showing.
Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing.
I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
As you can see, the trim is all original...
Oh, I just adore original wood!
Is that what you call your husband?
Now onto the second floor.
This must have originally been an unfinished attic.
Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s.
You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here.
You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it...
That must be realtor speak for 8am.
...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables...
Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog.
Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room?

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market.
Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this?
Tomorrow.
I...see.
This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****.
How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger.

by ivytheplant
3-10-12
You know how everyone dismissed my concerns over relocating?
Yeah?
Well, **** Connecticut, **** New England, and **** the East Coast.
I take it things didn't work out so well.
Anal warts would have been a far more rewarding experience than this godforsaken dump.
And cheaper to cure.

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