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latest comics from people CowTipper is following

by crabby
8-17-19
Bro! I haven't seen you since the 8th grade luncheon back in 98! Holy **** how have you been?
Bro! It's been too long. I'm just hanging in there. Being a dad. Working. Living life. Nothing too exciting, how about you?
Just working. No kids. Wanna go grab some IPAs?
Sorry bro. Can't today. It's before noon and I'm just picking up some quinoa for my wife. More of a Coors Light kinda guy myself.
Coors Light? What are you some sort of Jonas Brother?
I am Kevin Jonas.

by kaufman
8-12-19
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

by crabby
8-07-19
Stay cool. You got this. Just stay cool. Cool and confident. You've got this.
I'm here for the job interview. My name is Stu Janson.
I'm sorry, but the position has been filled. You aren't good enough to work here. You're just a fraud. Give it up. You aren't qualified.
Don't you talk to me like that when I think your thoughts.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to go ahead and cancel the remainder of this interview. You're weird.

by crabby
8-05-19
You wanted to see me in your office Jim?
We start at 8 am everyday. Not 8:15. Not 8:20. We start at 8 am. If that doesn't work for you then you can start looking for other employment.
I've never been in your office before. Why don't you have any furniture in your office?
There's plenty of furniture in this office.
We're in the office right now with each other. There is no furniture in this office.
Get to work on time and get the hell out of my office. You piece of ****. You make me sick.

by crabby
8-05-19
How's the new floor in your kitchen? Didn't you just get it worked on?
Oh, it's awful! We got it done Stable Style. That means it's just dirt and horse ****. We have fresh **** shoveled in hourly from a local horse farm. Lovely neighborhood boy takes care of it for us.
The neighborhood boy takes care of your fresh manure for you?
He shovels in new **** every hour and sweeps out the old ****. Then he hauls it off of our property because we don't need **** all over the home.
So you just want **** all over your kitchen floor?
It's Stable Style. We won it on a game show.

by crabby
8-05-19
I appreciate you meeting me in the parking lot like this. It really means a lot that I can count on you.
It means the world to me that you would ask to meet me in the parking lot like this.
I've found a new job. This is my two weeks notice. I'm using my remaining PTO time as the two weeks. I won't be returning to the office. I'd like you to gather my belongings and burn them.
Let's just calm down. This is all happening very suddenly. Why don't we just go inside and discuss this further.
I'm sorry Jim. I won't be entering that building ever again. It's been a pleasure working with you.
I'm sorry to hear that Jim. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

by crabby
8-05-19
Where would you like to go for your birthday lunch? You want eggplant parmigna? Eggplant parmigna sandwich? Chicken Vesuvio? What can I get for you.
I was thinking we could pick up a turkey and go cook it like a couple of men making a Thanksgiving dinner in August. Tom the birthday turkey. We can make him together and then we can eat him together
That's really what you want to do, huh? You want to spend your 8th birthday making a Thanksgiving dinner with your old man?
More than anything in this world.
Go put your nice pants on. We're going grocery shopping.
These are my nice pants.

by crabby
8-05-19
I was at the fair this weekend and I saw a pasta stand called The Pasta Palace. Why would anyone get pasta from a shack at the fair?
To be fair, it is a pasta shack. I'm sure they know a thing or two about pasta.
Why would you get pasta at the fair though? Are you prepared to carry around a styrofoam container of pasta all day? You think you can handle a large platter of pasta on a hot Summer day?
I would never get pasta from a pasta shack, but I'm not a big pasta head either.
How about we go grab a couple of big plates of fettucini at the fair?
I thought you would never ask!

by crabby
8-04-19
When was the last time you had a Red Baron pizza?
A frozen one or from the actual restaurant?
Is there an actual Red Baron pizza restaurant that is associated with the frozen pizza brand?
I don't think so. It's not like how a Pizza Hut frozen pizza is from Pizza Hut.
There are frozen Pizza Hut brand frozen pizzas?
No.

by crabby
8-04-19
Dad, I've been going through your computer. We need to talk.
Yeah...
Your journal says that my leg injuries aren't real. Your journal says I can walk.
You can't believe everything you read son.
My journal says you don't make it through the night! Should I believe that or is it as weak as your Everybody Loves Raymond fan fiction?
Tell you what, I'll go grab some Pizza Hut and we can we can try to punch those fan fics up together. Just like old times.

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