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... oh, hi there. Again. Yes, I suck.
I'm BACON, mother****er! And I'm gonna clog your arteries YEAAAAAAAAH!
... whAt In thE fUck hAs hAppEnEd tO strIpcrEAtOr?
by DH-01, 9-10-07

Note: this **** actually exits.
I thInk It wAs AftEr thE cOrn smUt bUrrItO shOwEd Up thAt I knEw wE shOUld'vE jUst gOnE OUt fOr ItAlIAn.
There's something about a flour tortilla full of this big glob of black filth that could have come out of a smoker's lung that says, "If you think French cuisine is nasty, try this!"
by DH-01, 9-30-05

by DH-01
4-30-05
Hello, Tobor... I heard that your new dog died yesterday. How terrible...
It's okay. Tobor has already gotten past the mourning stage. There is a problem, though.
Eh? What's that?
Tobor tried to get a new dog, but the animal shelter people kicked me off their property.
Now that's not right! Why would they do that?
All Tobor did was take their so-called weiner dog back! Total scam. Next time, Tobor just buy a ***** pump.

by DH-01
4-30-05
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick!
I'm not sure if that's a joke or a known fact.

by DH-01
4-30-05
So, Leslie. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
I dunno.
Fair warning.
... I don't get it.

by DH-01
4-30-05
So, Leslie. What do you call a man with a twelve-inch tubesteak?
I dunno.
'Mine!'
... I don't get it.

by Decay
4-30-05
The long days in Hell begin to wear on Stick-Man Damien's psyche...
So what are you in for?
I KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. WITH MY KILLING CLAWS.
Ha! Yeah, that'll do it.
WELL, YOU KNOW. SOMETIMES, YOU JUST NEED TO KILL PEOPLE WITH YOUR CLAWS.
You're telling me.
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, MAN. LET ME BUY YOU SOME HELL BEER. AND BY THAT I MEAN URINE.

by DH-01
4-21-05
Well, hell.
... I wasn't aware that you had your colon carpeted, Suk.

by DH-01
4-21-05
LET's GOOOOOO!
WWWWWHAT?!
WWWWWWHAT?!
YYYYYEEEAHHH!!!
... Fuxxie, baby? Do me a favor and cut that the **** out, okay?
... OOOOOKAY.

by DH-01
7-21-04
Gallant thinks about future dates.
She was a real sweetie. I hope I get to go out with her on another ice cream social.
Goofus thinks about future parole dates.
She was a real sweetie. I hope no one finds the body at the bottom of Lake Makeout.

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