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by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX #1
MAYBE HE WILL OPEN THE BOX
WOULD YOU OPEN MY BOX TO UNLEASH EVERLASTING CHAOS?
HMMM?
THAT DEPENDS.DOES THE LUNCHBOX HAVE SANDWICHES

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX 2
UHHH?WILL YOU OPEN MY BOX?
UHHH?WILL YOU OPEN MY BOX?
HEY!!DON'T MIMIC ME AND MY LOOK.
HEY!!DON'T MIMIC ME AND MY LOOK.
HMMM?OK I'LL OPEN THE BOX.
FAT CHANCE.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX #3
YOU WILL COME AND HELP A LIL GIRL OPEN HER BOX.
CAN I USE IT AS A BATHROOM WHEN I OPEN IT.
WHAT THE HECK IS THE COWBOW DOING
FINE WHATEVER JUST OPEN THE STUPID BOX.
OOH THATS NICE...
OHH SO THATS WHAT HE DID
NASTY!!!
NO THANKYOU MA'AM BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO BATHROOM ANYMORE.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX #4
WOULD YOU OPEN MY BOX?
SURE WHATEVER.
FINALLY!!WOO HOO!!
SO UHHHH WHERES THE BOX?
NO!!!!! I LEFT IT AT THE DESERT!!!
I'M SUROUNDED BY IDIOTS.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX #5
THE DESERT IS CLOSE.
HEY THERE YOU NASTY COWBOW DO YOU HAVE MY BOX ?
I WONDER IF THIS BOX IS EMPTY. I GUESS I SHOULD OPEN IT.
TO BE CONTINUED....
YES YES!! HAHAHAHA HE OPENED THE BOX THAT FOOL HAHAHAHA!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX #6
DIE!!!! LOSER!!!!
WHAT!!!
HAHAHAHAHA YOUR DONE!
AHHHHHHH!!!
YES THIS IS THE SEASON FANALE
WAHHHH WAH WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX #7
I'M STARVING..
I CANT BELEIVE IT.....A T-REX
-BURP-
SEASON 2. BOY THAT WAS QUICK
ILL NASTY....HMMM?

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX FANALE
HOW DID I GET HERE.
I BROUGHT YOU HERE B!#@%
ARE YOU MAKING ROBOTS.
OF COURSE NOW.....DIE!!!!
END.........OR IS IT
HAHAHAHA MY ARMY WILL RISE I AM THE NEW PANDORA.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
PANDORA'S BOX FANALE
HOW DID I GET HERE.
I BROUGHT YOU HERE B!#@%
ARE YOU MAKING ROBOTS.
OF COURSE NOW.....DIE!!!!
END.........OR IS IT
HAHAHAHA MY ARMY WILL RISE I AM THE NEW PANDORA.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
CHAPTER #1 PANDORA WARS
I WONDER HOW DAD IS DOING AT THE WAR AGAINST PANDORA'S MINIONS.
WHAT ARE WE GOIN TO DO SIR?
I DON'T KNOW TRY TO RADIO REINFORCMENTS OR SOMETHING.
AHH RUN AWAY.
-BEEP- FILTHY HUMANS

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-24-07
I BETTER EMAIL MY FREINDS ON MYSPACE.
HEY I GOT AN EMAIL FROM DALE.IT SAYS TELL ALL YOUR FREINDS TO COME TO MY PLACE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETING IMPORTANT.
C'MON WE HAVE TO GO TO DALE'S HOUSE.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY CAME?
MEANWHILE AT THE BATTLEGROUND
C'MON WE HAVE TO GO TO FEILD BASE 1.
I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAME?

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-25-07
I'M GLAD YOU TWO CAME WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR.MY DAD SENT ME AN EMAIL WHEN HE GOT TO THE ACADAMY SAYING THAT THE ROBOTS AND PANDORA'S MINIONS ARE COMING TO THE CITY.....
SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO,MAYBE WE CAN FIGHT BACK.
WHAT?
UHHH....WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
-BEEP- I WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-25-07
CHAPTER #2:PANDORA'S CITY ATTACK
THE DOGS SHOULD BE OKAY...AND IN OTHER NEWS ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING THE CITY THEY HAVE DEMOLISHED THE LOWER WEST SIDE ALREADY.THE ARMY IS DOING THE BEST THEY CAN BUT IT IS REALLY HARD TO KILL A ROBOT.
DIE YOU SRTUPID ROBOT!!!!
THAT ISN'T GOOD

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-25-07
OH! MY MASTER PANDORA.
I WANT YOU TO SEND THE PANDORIANS ON THE ATTACK.THIS IS A BATTLE THAT WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS.
CIMON WE HAVE TO GO GET THE PANDORIANS.
OK BUT WHY DO WE LISTEN TO HER?
YOU BROUGHT ME HERE AND NOW I TAKE OVER!!!!!!!!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-25-07
WHEW WAS THAT REALLY HER?
MEANWHILE...
WOW I KNEW THE FIRE AND THE ROCKET WASN'T GOING TO EQUAL SOMETHING GOOD.
OOOOOOOOH!
GABE COME OVER HERE!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
2-26-07
GABE LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
WHAT IS OUT THE WINDOW?
AHHHHH!!! ITS OVER HERE
THERES NOTHIN OUT THE WINDOW.
UJAMIN!!!!!
AHHHHHH......................AH.....

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-13-07
I am Sorry to say this but you mom's legs must be cut off and fed to dogs.
but mama came for a blood check
oooooh.DOCTER KENT!!!!!
your mother is dead,but her blood is a-ok!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-14-07
END OF THE WORLD
WHAT THE HECK!?!
Haha ha ha ha!!! I alway win!!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Now this is our world...
Why wasn't I in the story huh this is just a dumb cameo???
*DEEP BREATING*GABE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!*CHOKES*

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-14-07
NATIONAL SPELLING BEE
OK...YOUR WORD IS WETHER.
UHHH WITCH ONE UHH USE IT IN A SENTENCE PLEASE.
THE END
OK UHH....I DON'T KNOW WETHER THE WEATHER WILL GET BETTER.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-14-07
YOU WILL NEVER GET THE SECRET UNGUARDED FILES IN THE SECRET ROOM THAT IS STRAIGHT FROM HERE THEN MAKE LEFT TURN BUT THEN YOU NEED THE PASSCODE WITCH IS THX-1138.
AWW HOW AM I EVER GONNA GET THERE?
I COULD TAKE YOU THERE LETS GO.
OK

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
I WANNA BE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP.
SO YOU WANNA BE A 32-YEAR OLD VIRGIN THAT DOSN'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS OLD KNIGHT OUTFIT AND STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER?
HELL YEAH!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
MMMMM...GOAT CHOPS
OK I COULD LIKE HEAR YOU AND IT IS CALLED LAMBCHOPS DEE DEE DEE AND I AM NOT A GOAT I AM.....
YOUR FATHER'S SISTER'S COUSINS'S NEPHEW'S FORMER ROOMATE.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
I THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY
MY F*****G ROBOTIC EYES!!!!!!
OH I GET IT I AM TOO BEUTYFUL FOR YOUR EYES TO HANDLE.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
I DIDN'T GET THE PONY FOR CHRISTMAS...... :(
*CRIES*WHY??? :(
OH THAT IS THE PONY FOR THAT DUDE THAT WAS BEHIND ME???

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
IF YOU READ THIS NERDS WILL COME...
ARE THEY THERE YET??
OH WAIT ONE OF THE NERDS IS WATCHING ME!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
STOP PEEING OIL ON THE AUDIANCE!!!
NO THANKYOU..
4 YEARS LATER
ALL DONE.
AWWW NOW I GOTTA PEE.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
YOU BASTARD
I DID IT FOR YOUR WIFE AND KIDS.
YOU SON OF A B****.WHY DID YOU F*****G SAVE THEM!?!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
4-29-07
YOU ARE
A
HOMIES' BUM LOL

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
THIS RODENT SEEMS TO BE IN MY BENCH.
LISTEN HERE EVILDOERS THE WALL CRAWLING WEB SWINGER WILL BRING JUSTICE.
NUFF SAID.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
I THINK THIS IS THE SIMPSONS.
YUK....
YEAH IT IS,WELL WE ARE SO LOST.
SURE PLEASE PUT SOME PANTS ON.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
.....
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.....
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UH WELL......BOUNTY CLEANER WORKS BETTER
-BOO HOO-

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
BOYS AND GIRLS!!!
STAY IN SKOOL AND DON'T TAKE DRUGS
I'LL TAKE THEM FOR YOU AND THEN I WILL USE MY VAMPIRE POWERS ON YOU ALL!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
RRRMPHHH UTYUTTFGC VFFG
UGH UGH UGA
GHGFFG HHG H
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NUFF SAID
LOTTO OTTO TTO TO O

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
I LUV YOU
NO SUCH THINGS AS MONSTERS.
I LUV YOU
NO SUCH THING AS MONSTERS.
I LU...
I SAID NO SUCH THING AS F***ING MONSTERS A**HOLE!!!!

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
HEY YOUR GONNA DIE SOON
HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR GONNA DIE SOON
OOOOOOOOOOO HIYA!!!!
HEY YOU ARE GONNA MUTHA F***ING DIE SOON
HIYA

 
by DAVIDACRUZ, 5-07-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
DTEDEFGDFG
RETART RETART
FTGRTG
ARTART

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
~OH SAY CAN YOU SEE~
~SOMTHIN SOMTHIN SOMTHIN~
SHUT UP.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
STUPID RODENT
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAcYVKeWUg
YOUR PITIFUL
hay thats a weird al song
I LOATHE YOU.HAY U COPY THAT CODE TO GOOGLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAcYVKeWUg

 

AWWW TWEETERS DIED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAcYVKeWUg
by DAVIDACRUZ, 5-07-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
YOU FILL ALL THOSE PAPERS.
WRITE FRONT ANDBACK PAGES
bearded man:I HEARD THAT
ON HOW PANDORA WARS WAS CANCELLED
ass wipe

 

THAT WAS HORRIBLE
SORRY I AM NOT THAT GOOD
by DAVIDACRUZ, 5-07-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-07-07
UGA BOOGA
DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS POKEMON

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-09-07
for all you DEE DEE DEEs
Ah!! A damn Mosquito bit my head.
We should poison them.
Frostback = Canadian
Or we could Bomb them.
Why bomb the mosquitos we should just make a trap and cut off their legs.
Please if you are easly ofended GET THE F*** OUT!!!
Haha Nuff said
yeah or we could get Fire ants to kill them.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-09-07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugldxpRDMo
wow Weird Al made polka power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugldxpRDMo
yeah that
that is funny.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-09-07
#9 Spider-Man 3
Stings dosen't it?
I protected you through high-school now I'm gonna kick your little ass.
#8 Star Wars
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
#7 Billy & Mandy Big Boogy Adventure
I could see my Grandma's house from here.I never understand why she moved here.

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-09-07

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
5-09-07
silent moments part 2

 

by DAVIDACRUZ
8-13-07
I think he is wants to run a 7-11..
Maybe [???][???] [???]partners so we can [???]
Oh my it is so..ECHOEY..
[something] [something]
AALALALALALALALA
......What

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