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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Sex and the Single DH-01

by DH-01
6-09-01


	Well, I was introduced to the joys of sex a very long time ago. It was a moment I treasure fondly, a day when I crossed the threshold between being a boy and being a manly man.

MOMENTARY FLASHBACK TIME!


	... what do you want me to to with the receiver again, miss? I didn't quite hear you properly.


	Mmmm. I want you to take that big, red, hot receiver in your hand and stick it up your ass, baby! Mmmmm, yeah... then wiggle around and call me your mommy... mmmm, yeah!


	I only wish others could have enjoyed the weeks of rectal discomfort and the following days of surgery that Iwent through. Ah, those were the days.

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