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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Whatever Fuxxxor Wants...

by DH-01
6-09-01

Audience Participation! YAY!


	At this point, I will open Funfun Time up to questions from the audience. Yes? The man in the back with the bad-looking toupee.


	Um, right. Miss Sachiko, I've always wondered what Fuxxxor's acting credentials are. He's such a talented and versatile demon... was he on Broadway?


	Off-Broadway, actually. Fuxxxor spent many years performing more racy, risque musicals before we hired him here at Funfun Time. The high point in his career was being Lola in 'Damn Yankees'.


	... which freaked me out, too. You'd think making a believable woman's hard enough. Try throwing a massive, near-constantly erect wang into the mix. I tell you, Fuxxxie's one talented guy.

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