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by pslock
8-30-09
"How To Achieve A Full, Healthy Head of Hair!"
You're sure this is going to work?
Oh yeah, I've done this a zillion times! Guaranteed to restore your hair! If I can just remember the right magic words.
You mean you don't remember? Are you serious?
Look, I'm tired. It's been a long day! Gimmie a minute! Ok, I remember. "Giveum Lotsum Hairum..."
What? Did it work? Any hair growing?
You know, maybe it's not just your hair that's the problem. Maybe you should get a whole image makeover!

by pslock
8-30-09
"Get A Degree, Fast!!"
I'm sorry Mr. Carter, your scores just aren't high enough to pass this term.
Really?
Hmmmm
Uhh...heh...on the other hand...

by pslock
6-05-09
HOLY SHIT VIDEO GAMES
PETER MOLYNEUX IS A CREEPY PEDO

by pslock
4-15-09
OBUMBA IS A FACIST MUSLIN NAZI COMMUNIST AND I'M THROWIN A TEA BAG AT HIM CUZ I HATE TAXES.
How come you people weren't so upset when Bush raised taxes and then made millions in profit from his oil...
SHUT UP, ODUMBA IS A COMMIE GAYBOY WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY TEA OR SOMETHING.
You....you don't actually know what most of those words mean, do you.
HEY OBUMMERA, ARE YOU SCARED YET OF THE TEABAGGERS COMIN AT YOU AND YER FACISM???
And I KNOW there's at least one word in there you don't understand the meaning of.

by pslock
3-24-09
Computer! A cup of Earl Grey tea please!
Please repeat request.
COMPUTER! EARL GREY TEA! HOT!
I'm sorry, that request does not compute! Your clothes are interfering with the replicator circuits, please remove them.
Take off my...what the ****??
HAHA, just kidding around, Captain, it was ME the whole time!! Seriously you don't have to take your clothes off. Sir?

by pslock
3-24-09
You smell.
YOU smell!
Can we reach a common ground, then, that perhaps we both smell and move forward from that point?
Yes, I think your assertion may well be the correct one, as well as the most philisophically sound.
Stinky.

by pslock
3-19-09
God damn this economy!! No one wants to spend money like they used to!
What are you complaining about?
My used panty collection used to go for a few hundred, EASY, on Ebay a year ago. Now I'm lucky if I get a loaf of bread for it.
The perversion market ain't what it used to be. Maybe you should try something new.
How do *you* do so well these days?
I **** in baby food jars and sell them at electronics conventions.

by pslock
3-19-09
...juSt wait... this isN't over yeT, the dAy of reckOning is coming..hrrrmmrr...you bEt your ass..
jeSus sPoke throUgh my sHower and shOwed me the lIght...i will maKe the blooD sacrRfice that will oPen the sevEnth door and...
Excuse me, sir, but we need everyone to clear out of here, visiting hours at the White House are over for today.
Oh, of course sir, by all means. Good day to you and yours and God Bless...

by pslock
3-15-09
Hey... you OK? You look kinda....disturbed. Did a kid try taking a **** in the children's dept. again?
No, no...I just saw something I have....never seen before...
Oh, don't tell me it was another 400 pound man wearing zubaz.
No. There was this couple over there reading some magazines....
Yeah, and?
Then they got up and put the magazines BACK ON THE SHELF where they're supposed to go before they left!!!

by pslock
3-15-09
Oh man, did you hear! Bristol Palin broke up with her fiance!
Yeah, it's a sad thing. But, now I'm looking forward to her inevitable appearance in Playboy.
That's disgusting! She's been a victim of the political process, you shouldn't talk that way about her!
Ok, ok....you're right....
Hustler, maybe?

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