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We'd love to have you, Santa! Why don't you try Channukah this year?
Well... why not? He seems like a nice guy.
by Scyess, 12-08-11

by Scyess
4-07-11
Gee, Jim. How long have we known each other?
If you're asking that, then long enough for you to run out of interesting things to say.
Guess what, Cowdjinn. Jim implied that at some point I had interesting things to say!
I wish you'd've shared them with the rest of us.

by Scyess
4-07-11
Jon, I had a terrible thought... what if... what if there is no God?
It's hardly a tragedy. In that case there probably never was one, so life will pretty much go on as it always has.
...so you will never get laid?
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TR- no, probably not.

by Scyess
4-07-11
My dad thinks I should join the army. But I feel obliged to tell you... I'm gay.
That's fine.
Uh, wait... don't I have to stay out now?
No. We're cool with it. We even issue fishnets and garter belts standard to new recruits.
DAMN YOU, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!
What the hell are you wearing on your legs?

by Scyess
9-27-10
I think I've held up pretty well over the years. I've... wait, what is that there?
What the... HOLY CRAP!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the hell is Jon doing in the bathroom?
It sounds like he just found his first gray hare.

by Scyess
6-10-10
Jon asked me which James Bond movie Pussy Galore was in, but I couldn't remember. Do you know?
He asked me, too. I told him to look it up on the internet.
You told Jon to look up "Pussy Galore" on the Internet?
I guess I know why we haven't seen him for a few days.
And why we were suddenly out of Kleenex.

by Scyess
6-10-10
Hey, I heard you're doing laundry.
Indeed I am.
Would you mind throwing some of my bras and panties in with your clothes?
When he recovers, I'll ask him to pick me up a box of tampons.

by Scyess
6-10-10
... "machine wash separately" ... "machine wash separately" ... "hand wash separately" ... "machine wash cool, separtely" ...
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY LAUNDRY WHEN I HAVE TO WASH EVERYTHING ONE AT A TIME!!!
I wasn't aware you ever changed the clothes you're wearing now.
Well, now you know why.

by Scyess
6-07-10
Looks like that rash is getting worse, Jon. Did you see a doctor?
All he did was lay me on the ground and wipe his feet on me.
Uh, are you sure he was a real dermatologist?
Yes, he... wait, a what?
A dermatologist. Who did you go to, then?
A doormatologist.

by Scyess
6-03-10
I've got a special order delivery here. Are you Jim?
Yep! What've you got?
Let's see... 5000 square yards of black velvet with pentagrams, seven barrels of red clay mud, $300 worth of lengerie, and a pack of camels.
That's the animals, not cigarettes, right?
Of course. Our company doesn't condone smoking.
Yeah. Nasty habit.

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