people DMSO is following

allenhenderson, MaKK_BeNN, maxawa, ObiJo, Scyess, squidrabies


latest comics from people DMSO is following

by squidrabies
7-19-19
TEN YEARS LATER...
It's been a while, huh?
Yep.
I heard you stabbed a nun.
I heard you were a nosy *****.
Touche'.

by Scyess
1-22-14
On January 22nd, 1771, Spain ceeded the Faulkland Islands to Britian.
Fine, you keep the goddamned things.
Righty-o.
Haha! Now you are British. Fetch me some tea.
CAW!
Okay, now I get why Spain didn't put up much of a fight.
Excuse me while I go found Argentina to peck annoyingly at your country over these islands for centuries.

by Scyess
1-07-14
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug.
What's happened to me?
Woah woah WOAH. This **** is way too cerebral for 2014. Try something else.
HOLY SHIT! THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!!!
That's closer, but it's still technically a classic. Can you go even lower?
Um, Expelliarmus?

We'd love to have you, Santa! Why don't you try Channukah this year?
Well... why not? He seems like a nice guy.
by Scyess, 12-08-11

by Scyess
4-07-11
Gee, Jim. How long have we known each other?
If you're asking that, then long enough for you to run out of interesting things to say.
Guess what, Cowdjinn. Jim implied that at some point I had interesting things to say!
I wish you'd've shared them with the rest of us.

by Scyess
4-07-11
Jon, I had a terrible thought... what if... what if there is no God?
It's hardly a tragedy. In that case there probably never was one, so life will pretty much go on as it always has.
...so you will never get laid?
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TR- no, probably not.

by Scyess
4-07-11
My dad thinks I should join the army. But I feel obliged to tell you... I'm gay.
That's fine.
Uh, wait... don't I have to stay out now?
No. We're cool with it. We even issue fishnets and garter belts standard to new recruits.
DAMN YOU, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!
What the hell are you wearing on your legs?

by Scyess
9-27-10
I think I've held up pretty well over the years. I've... wait, what is that there?
What the... HOLY CRAP!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the hell is Jon doing in the bathroom?
It sounds like he just found his first gray hare.

by Scyess
6-10-10
Jon asked me which James Bond movie Pussy Galore was in, but I couldn't remember. Do you know?
He asked me, too. I told him to look it up on the internet.
You told Jon to look up "Pussy Galore" on the Internet?
I guess I know why we haven't seen him for a few days.
And why we were suddenly out of Kleenex.

by Scyess
6-10-10
Hey, I heard you're doing laundry.
Indeed I am.
Would you mind throwing some of my bras and panties in with your clothes?
When he recovers, I'll ask him to pick me up a box of tampons.

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page