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by SassyOphelia
11-29-07
Miss Zee, these storytime activities are unacceptable!
Kids like to dance and sing
Pop goes the weasel, here we go round the mulberry bush, I'm drawing on a rich background.
You're asking the children to shake it like a Polaroid picture!
Children love to shake it.

by SassyOphelia
10-09-07
You know, we've lived together four years and you have never even once brought a guy back. What's up with that?
I'm a bit old for the dating scene. 67 million years too old, to be exact.
I'm a cougar!

by SassyOphelia
10-09-07
That's such a sad movie! Oh Bambi's mom...
I never understood why humans find that so sad.
Okay, think of The Land Before Time. Remember Littlefoot's mom?
Now I understand. Oh Bambi's mom...

by SassyOphelia
10-08-07
Okay kids, meet Chippy! The squirrel that watches you masturbate!
And no one's complained?
He's adorable and teaches a valuable lesson, what's to complain about?

by SassyOphelia
10-08-07
Hey Sweetie
Cut it out, Sassy, put the puppet away.
But the puppet WUVS YOU. The puppet thinks you're adorable and wants to eat your soul :-)
Reason why you shouldn't be a children's librarian #54.

by SassyOphelia
10-04-07
I'm exhausted all the time.
I wish I could have one night where I didn't dream of dinosaurs, the apocalypse, Britney Spears, or my high school friends.
What ever happened to good old fashioned sexy dreams?

by SassyOphelia
9-26-07
In the Old Testament, angels appeared to prophets in dreams.
For the past two weeks, I have dreamt of nothing but dinosaurs.
Make your own conclusions.
Sorry, that was me.

by SassyOphelia
9-23-07
And class, I know once I mention this, you'll all run out and buy it...
Just kidding! I know students don't have money!

by SassyOphelia
9-08-07
What's wrong, Sass?
I hate Pittsburgh, it closes at 5 pm and everyone is mean and Im lonely
But Pittsburgh is a bustling metropolis with a heart of gold!

by SassyOphelia
5-20-07
I've got something to ask.
Why are all of my friends here?
Because I wanted everyone to witness what I have to say
You're so engaging!
Well, that's the thing....
I do.

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