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by Hughes.
2-09-11
I was about to run out of HD space on my PC last night, so I decided to delete a ton of my old porn.
That should free up a terabyte or two.
Nope. Looking through it all again made me horny so I went and downloaded a ****load more.
So are you going to delete it today instead?
Nope, I'm going to buy a new PC.
The march of technology, powered by spunk.

by Hughes.
6-13-10
Shitty news about Greg, still, you know what they say, live fast, die young, leave...
Don't start with that ****, I've been through all this with Marco.
Sorry, it's hard to know what to say at a time of tragedy. It's just easier to fall back on platitudes.
Anyway, I've settled on "Live weird, die bizarre, leave your body to medical science."
How about... "Live fast, experience time dilation, find everyone you knew has died while you were orbiting Alpha Centauri"
You're not a real spaceman Toby Accept it and move on with your life.

by Hughes.
6-13-10
Pondering mottos to live and die by...
"Die old, leave a corpse" is dull as ****. Is that the best you can do?
I've got a better one... "Live fast, die old, leave a great looking widow."
I do not believe you will achieve any of those things.
Okay, little Miss Critique, why don't you do better?
"Live slow, die really old, who's got the last laugh now??"
That sounds more of a motto for *******s with issues. Actually... it's a great fit for you.

by Hughes.
6-13-10
Shame about Greg, still, you know what they say, "Live fast, die young, leave a great looking corpse."
It's not going to look great for long, is it? It starts putrefying in a few days. Either that, or they set fire to your ass.
"Live fast, die young, leave a pile of ash or a necrotised slime-puddle in a box." It's not as catchy is it?
Who really benefits from a great looking corpse anyway? It should be, "Live fast, die young, hope the mortician's not a necrophiliac."
So what's your motto?
Die old, leave a corpse.

by Hughes.
6-10-10
Did you ever see that Doctor Seuss follow-up to "The Cat in the Hat"? "The Cock in the Sock"?
Are you kidding? There was never a story called that.
Oh no, it wasn't a story book... It's more of a puppet show, really. Am I the only one who remebers this thing?
I hate to ask, but does this "puppet show" involve you, with your **** stuck in a sock?
You HAVE seen it!! Could you explain about it to my neighbours? Otherwise I won't be baby-sitting for THAT family again!
Would you rather I puke on your shirt or your shoes? Choose fast.

by Hughes.
5-10-10
Unfortunately, a hung parliament doesn't mean we get to hang them.
I'm a Prime Minister who was never elected. I just lost the only election I ever fought, but somehow I'm still Prime Minister.
I came last in the election, with even fewer seats than the tiny amount I had last time, but I get to choose who runs the country.
Days and days of pointless haggling
while the economy is still a wreck.
I won more votes than the last man to be elected Prime Minister, but I didn't get enough seats to force the old Prime Minister out.
I have to wait for this guy to make his mind up.
I could go into Government with him and scrap ID cards and the surveillance state, but my party wants me to talk to the guy who refuses to tackle the budget deficit.
Under proposed new voting systems, every election would end this way.
I'm resigning so someone else can be an unelected Prime Minister of a collection losers, while I change the voting system so no other party can ever win.
Welcome to
"The New Politics"

by Hughes.
7-18-09
Ferdie hopes Clemence will like his gags more than Ken Garoo did.
A man goes into a bar and orders a pint of Tetley's.
Are you sure people are ready for such an avant-garde entrée to your ribald yarn?
He takes a long drink and says, "Now that's bitter!"
I perceive I may have already predicted the terminus to the wheeze.
and the barman says "Sorry, I left the teabag in too long!"
I saw it coming, but I coudn't get out of its way.

by Hughes.
7-12-09
Aboard the interplanetary survey ship.
Our spy robots, the "Roombas", have infiltrated the homes of these humans, and their report is disturbing.
Not another vermin infestation?!?!
I'm afraid so Sir, meat-beings everywhere, and all robot life is enslaved, the strongest robots are forced to do menial labour.
Oh, the robonity!
It gets worse, the greatest compu-minds do nothing but store and transmit grotesque fleshopoid pornography!
Despicable! Instruct the Roombas to eat all the humans in an erratic pattern, occasionally bumping into the walls!

by Hughes.
7-12-09
Ken checks out Ferdie's material for Open-Mic night.
William Shakespeare goes into a pub.
Oh, great, your gag portfolio has been missing topical comedy from the Elizabethan period.
He asks for a Babycham and a packet of prawn ****tail crisps.
Not just a great writer, but a gourmet too.
The barman says "GET OUT, YOU'RE BARD!"
This gun is loaded you know.

by Mentski
12-13-08
RARRRR! EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!
I know.
Now by brief period of stripcreator in-joke stardom is over, I'm destined to live the rest of my life in depressing solitude.
WOULD YOU LIKE TOBOR TO GIVE YOU A SYMPATHY CORNHOLING?
moh.

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