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by Chi_The_Cynic
10-03-12
I've been working on the Odaco project and have a few questions which I think you can answer
You do?
Will you explain how the code handles unexpected items in the hierarchy?
Nope
Oh, my mistake, I thought you developed it
I did, but I've resigned now and really don't care

by Chi_The_Cynic
10-03-12
It probably won't come as much of a surprise that I'm resigning today
But why? I thought you liked it here?
I'm having to do the job of two people and it just isn't working out
Well, I hope you'll stick around to help us recruit your replacement
Later that day
I've spoken to the director and we've decided to hire two people now that you're leaving

by Chi_The_Cynic
6-01-10
Bet you're jealous of my new iPad
Isn't it just a fat iPhone that can't make calls?
No, it's also an eBook reader!
But you don't read
Shut up!

by Chi_The_Cynic
1-10-08
So, you want to leave your bag in the security office overnight. Ok, fill out the card on both sides and leave it with me
Er.. this card says I should fill out a description of the item, but that's the side that you're attaching to the laptop bag. There's only the "quantity of items" on the slip I'm keeping...
Yeah, to remind you of how many items you left behind
But shouldn't my slip have the description on it so that your colleague will know I'm the right person collecting the bag tomorrow?
No need for that, he'll just ask you to point out which bag is yours

by Chi_The_Cynic
1-09-08
Translation: I have no idea what you're talking about
Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I really value your opinion
Translation: The only way to survive the work hours is to take hard drugs
Our company has a "work hard, play hard" mentality
Translation: Lose some weight, fatty
Hey, have you been working out?

by BigEvilDan
12-13-06
I bet nobody's been in these caves in-- AHH! A DINOSAUR!
Nice to meet you too, mammal.
What are you doing in here after all this time?
I'm waiting for my wife to return. She had to step out for a bit. Something about a comet. I'm sure she'll be back soon.
Uh... yeah. Good luck with that. I've... got to go do something.
Hey, if you run into her, tell her we're out of coffee.

by BigEvilDan
7-23-06
Look, the comic would have been done on time if he hadn't been goofing off.
Hey, if you're going to travel through time to deliver an ominous warning, the least you could do is help out.
If you'd listened to my ominous warning about his goofing off, none of this would have happened.
I told you your plan wouldn't work.
What, just because you were from the future and knew it would fail?
To hell with this. I'll just go write the comic myself.

by BigEvilDan
7-23-06
"Kirk squeezed the hairy balls tenderly..."
Whoa! Who are you?
I'm you, with a warning from the future. You need to win the next comic contest on Stripcreator or the universe will explode.
What, just because you're from the future, you're in charge of me? Why can't you do it?
Because I've got to go enter this week's lottery, you selfish jerk.

by BigEvilDan
7-23-06
So what do we do now?
I can send you back in time one week so that you can enter that contest.
If that's what needs to happen to save reality, I'll do it. But before I go, I must ask you one thing...
Could you say "********" for me?
Just go.

by BigEvilDan
7-23-06
What's going on here?
Those time travelling asian prostitutes from niteowl's comic said you were destined to win Comic Contest 327.
When you didn't even enter, you completely destroyed the space-time continuum.
So you could say I ********d the universe?
Do I really look like I'm in the mood for jokes?

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