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by ambulancedriver
I know what you're thinking. Fish sexual innuendo, yeah? Well I'm not going to do it.
Oh sure, I wanted to. She was going to talk about his fish stick, he was going to blow tartar sauce on her face. I had it all planned out. But instead, I'm going with this:

by ambulancedriver
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
What? No, dude, that's Horatio. I'm Yorick.
Wait, seriously? Ha ha, oh my God, I can't believe I did that.
Oh wow, dude, I can't believe you think I'm of excellent fancy.
Ha ha ha, Jesus. Oh God, please don't tell anyone I said that.

by ambulancedriver
What do we want!
NOW Vol. 12!
When do we want it!
... See, I told you that would work way better than Kidz Bop 6.

by ambulancedriver
Christmas at the ChristmasTree's.
"O' Christmas Tree" is about me, man.
Keep dreaming. You only wish your branches were this lovely.
Well... then I call "Up On The Housetop" being about me.
God, whatever.
By the way, I had to sell my pocket watch, but I bought you this sweet comb! However, you seem to have ironically sold your beautiful hair as to buy me a present.
Not only am I fairly sure I never had beautiful hair, I'm positive I didn't get you anything.

by ambulancedriver
Biped, I think we're all interested to know, where did you get your inspiration for the popular A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole strip?
Well, sir, the answer is quite simple.
You see, the idea came out of Hitler's ass.
And there you have it, folk-- HITLER'S ASS?
Oh yes. He just ate pop culture celebrity references along with some gay jokes, and out came the inspiration, man. SUCK IT DRY.

by ambulancedriver
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a *****? Say 'what' again! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER!
All right, enough practice. I'm ready to do this thing.
Say 'what' agai-- wait, did you say 'huh'? God-son of a *****-damnit!

by ambulancedriver
Hurry up! Are you finished drawing me yet?
Hold the phone, blue eyes, I'm almost there. ... Aaaand done! Here, check it out.
You, sir, are an artist. My own personal ****in Expressionist, you know?
Come on, was it really that bad? Bah-da bing!

by ambulancedriver
Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s soul and faith.
And I was ’round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate, Washed his hands and sealed His fate.
I sympathize.
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

by ambulancedriver
RaiseTheRoofTron, how can I be as skillful in my roof raising as you are?
You must feel the roof, my son. Feel it in your hands, show it their power, follow the funky beats, and elevate!
The power in my hands, huh? Well, here goes nothin'.
My word, boy, you're doing it! The roof is on fire up in here!

by ambulancedriver
--What the?
Man, I know they're going to find a way to blame this on me.
They'll probably take away Hawaiian shirt Fridays! Fuck that, man. I didn't see a goddamn thing.

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