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by Injokester
Someone mixed up Finish the Comic with Before the Comic.
Yeah, FTC templates include the first panel, not the last.
...and why should I give a ****?

by Injokester
Okay, I just sat down for a parley with management,
Due to the casualties suffered trying to claim Finance as our territory we've decided to settle the matter with a chair race.
You what? Are you mad? Chen, do you really...
Wait, are Asians bad chair drivers or is that just cars?

by Injokester
What the hell? Sanderson, my computer's not responding. Can you grab the file?
Gah! My computer's operating on its own! What's going on?
Argh! Now mine's doing it! Oh crap, it's the employees.
We've been hacked! Sound the alarm!
Seven hours? Really? And you just switched their monitors?
Actually just the cables.

by Injokester
Okay, so I've just finished signing both our bosses up for every forum, project team and focus group the company has going.
And I've been dialling managers all morning and transferring the call to another manager before they answer.
Ooh, that's good.
Y'know it occurs to me that due to the Office Wars things have settled down considerably from the norm for the individual.
Oh, I know. I mean, nobody's chloroformed me and grafted a living animal onto my body in over a fortnight.
Fun, but a low payoff strategically. Maybe we should consider these efficiencies all year round?

by Injokester
Sanderson! We've got a problem! I think Chen and Melvin have recruited the IT section! I've been locked out of my computer three times today already!
Damn, so have I. And most of the management crew.
We have to do something! The IT network is a key objective! Strategic terrain Sanderson! It's the Office Wars equivalent of seizing a big hill!
Right, clear your schedule, drop everything, we make this our top priority from here out!
And all you did was put the wrong password in three times while they went to the can?

by Injokester
Melvin, I'm confused.
What's up?
Well I've been tasked with doing something manually that should be done with a bulk upload, but management has denied me the information I need to do that.
Well all's fair in Office Wars, Chen. It's probably just revenge for us email bombing the servers. How is that confusing?
Well that's the thing, I can't actually decide if it's brilliant Office Wars strategy or just a regular instance of incompetent management.

by Injokester
Chen, we're in trouble, Sanderson figured out we've been updating tasks in order to flood their inboxes with the auto response.
So what are they doing?
Rumour is they're going to set us up as the recipient for our own alerts.
We'll that's not a problem, we'll set up some e-mail filter rules.
And what, just delete them?
No, forward them right back. If we time it right, they'll blame the task system.

by Injokester
Sanderson, everything's gone mad! For 3 days now it's like the task management system has been infested with demons!
I know, I'm getting the same, it's as if... as if...
Say Bob, how long has it been since you last had time to assign Chen any actual work?
Mother ****er. Three days. I haven't even had time to emasculate him or poke him with pointy things! Or put anything in his coffee!

by Injokester
Any progress with the debacle that is the new task management process?
Absolutely, I'm making great headway.
I discovered that every time I update a task it sends an email notification to my manager.
Ooh, that'll keep them busy.
Oh yeah, I've got an automated script running on a loop, I haven't even been to my desk in three days.

by Injokester
How's the new task management system working out for you guys?
It's not too bad, it's a lot more work to manage than the old one, but it's mainly the managers who have to deal with that.
I can say it's definitely a lot less stressful now though.
Because you've only got time for "task management" and not actual work?
Mainly because watching the managers suffer more than I do is good for morale.

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