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by choadwarrior
If I barricaded myself in my office, how long could I live off the crumbs in my keyboard?
Not long.
Why not?
It's mostly skin flakes.
I see.
That's the best part, though.

by choadwarrior
You should have gone into politics.
You think?
You could lobby the Pope for birth control.
No doubt.
I'd totally use a condom on that *******.

by choadwarrior
You wanted to see me?
Do you remember the pep talk I gave at the beginning of the year?
What did I say?
"You can't beat our students."
I meant that literally.

Anything interesting on the convention coverage?
Elizabeth Warren is visiting the Clinton family box.
Rachel Maddow?

by choadwarrior
I'm going to have to take tomorrow afternoon off.
Don't worry--I don't have a job interview.
I know you don't have other options.

by choadwarrior
Why are you supporting Donald Trump?
I like what he has to say about Turkey.
I'll tell you why those turkeys lost the coup attempt--they're LOSERS! American turkeys are winners, they would have never lost.
They win at Thanksgiving, they make the best drumsticks, and they'd win at overthrowing Islamic dictators. I'm going to make turkeys great again!

by choadwarrior
I love your bag!
Thanks, it's made from recycled airline seats.
It holds all my things...
And thousands of strangers' farts.

by choadwarrior
What's your story, Spock? You've always been sort of asexual.
It's an unfortunate consequence of my mixed species breeding.
So you blame your parents?
I was unequipped to deal with the hormonal surge of human puberty mixed with the rage of Pon-Farr.
How did you get over it?
Sarek never told me not to jerk off with a Vulcan death grip.

So that thing scans for sexual orientation?
Gaydar was one of the first features Tim Cook added when he released the first iCorder.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

What sort of readings are you getting?
Sulu's gay.
by choadwarrior, 7-09-16

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