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by choadwarrior
The pills I'm giving you are very strong, so you should only use them for a few days.
How many are you prescribing?
A thirty day supply.
Why are you giving me more than I need?
To save another office visit the next time you get an owie, you *****.

by choadwarrior
I want you to stay off your feet for the next few days
I will also write you a prescription for pain medication.
Any questions on these instructions?
Lay my ass on the couch and do drugs. Got it.

by choadwarrior
I think the barista masturbated into my coffee.
Um...we're...uh... test marketing new seasonal drink.
OH, REALLY!!!! And what is this new drink called?
The...uh...Spunkin' Spice Ejaculatte.
Do you REALLY expect me to believe that?
It worked with our Fap-fap-fapuccino.

by choadwarrior
Time Magazine says that your cell phone is 10 times filthier than a public toilet seat.
Sounds like a story for Poosweek.
Or, Squirts Illustrated.
Diarrheader's Digest.
Scat Fancy
Men's Urinal

by choadwarrior
Jesus, you're playing Earth? I haven't touched that game in thousands of years.
Me neither.
I had fun building civilizations then wiping them out, but got bored of it after a while.
I thought the game was over when I died, but I guess I had another life.
So you just picked up where you left off?
Yeah, but when I came back everyone turned into an *******.

by choadwarrior
I don't know why you worship that cow.
It's a bit unflattering.
That outfit looks totally good on you. You should wear it all the time.
Don't even THINK of looking at another worman!
It's okay, I'm gay.

by choadwarrior
A Southern California man who broke into a house and forgot to flush the toilet was identified by what he left behind.
He should have made a clean getaway.
Police matched his DNA profile to FBI records.
It doesn't pay to be a turd burglar.
I knew he'd be the butt of your jokes.
Hoisted by his own pootard.

by choadwarrior
I'd like another beer.
Anything else?
For my wife, I'd like you to dash a sugar cube in a rocks glass with Angostura bitters along with rye whiskey and a slice of orange...
And then I watch while you use your big **** to muddle her vagina.
Sorry, we don't do cucktails.

by choadwarrior
I'd like a prescription for Viagra.
Did you know the U.S. military spends over $100 million per year on erectile dysfunction treatments?
No, sir.
When did you stop getting boners?
When I stopped killing Iraqis.

by choadwarrior
What do you think of the BBC casting a woman as the next Doctor Who?
I can't believe they'd mess with something so well established. You can't change the Doctor!
Next they'll say he isn't an ancient alien with two hearts, the power to regenerate when he's close to death, super intelligence and a time machine powered by a black hole.
Yeah! The only real Doctor is Tom Baker...
and William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi, and John Hurt.
Oh, and Peter Cushing in those non-canon movies. THOSE are the REAL Doctors.

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