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latest comics from people Denyer is following

Drinking again tonight?
Yep.
Well, what's the special occasion? Is this some sort of celebration?
Does it always have to be a special occasion or celebration to drink?
Not really but drinking randomly for no reason on a Tuesday night could be a sign of alcoholism.
Fine. It's a special occasion because it's Tuesday night and I'm celebrating drinking by getting drunk.

by choadwarrior
5-26-15
Would you like to see my imitation of an American?
Are you going to make yourself fat?
No.
But I can pull my foreskin back.

by choadwarrior
5-26-15
You ought to come to my church some time.
To laugh?
No! To listen to the sermon and choir.
But I can laugh, right?

Was the foreplay good?
Not really.
How many times did you come?
Whoosh... none.
Did I do anything right?
Well... you put the condom on right!

Remember the good ol' myspace, xanga, and AIM days?
Yes I do. Those sites definitely paved the way for people to be more addicted to the internet.
I feel like those places gave a public forum for people to complain about their lives, show off what they've done, and trick people into thinking that they're "deep."
That's true. I'm glad all that "Look at me! I'm important!" stuff has passed.
But...
Hey, can we take a picture together? I don't have a group selfie with a rooster. More likes for me!

by choadwarrior
5-11-15
How much is 12 times 12?
I don't know.
How much is 12 dollars times 12?
$144.
Is there any way you can figure out how many square feet your office building is?
Only if you put a dollar sign in front of it.

by choadwarrior
5-07-15
I should invite Brian & Kelly over for a ****tail.
But if I invite Brian & Kelly, I have to invite Jenn & Mike. If I invite Jenn & Mike, I have to invite Glenn & Mary. Then, of course, there's Carlos & John.
Drinks alone, again.

by choadwarrior
3-25-15
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What's the matter?
I'm living every moment as if it's the last minute of my life.

by choadwarrior
2-07-15
Your brunch comes with bottomless mimosas.
I'm not a big fan of mimosas. Do you have anything else?
How about if I brought you something that gives you the same effect as a mixture of Sunny Delight and Korbel?
I guess I can try it.

by choadwarrior
1-19-15
In this house, we don't take snacks without asking.
In this house, we don't play on the dirty floor.
In this house, we don't eat canned tuna.

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