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by choadwarrior
Where were you earlier? We've been at this bar for hours.
Easter dinner at my parents' house.
You're the least religious person I know. What do you care about Easter?
I don't.
But my dad invites me every year because he thinks I'm the son of God.

by choadwarrior
Your other grandma isn't doing so well.
Your sister is going to fly to Kansas to see her before she dies.
Are you trying to guilt me into doing the same thing?
No, I told her if she just waits two more weeks, she'll only have fo go back for the funeral.

by choadwarrior
I always forget what we're supposed to do for Easter dinner...
Do we go around the table and make everyone say what they are thankful for?
No, that's Thanksgiving.
Then what do we talk about?
We say what we'd most like to come back from the dead.

So, it didn't work out, eh?
Yeah, in the end I guess we were attracted to each other, but just not compatible.
Like guns and Florida.
Like dancing and alcohol.
Like toilet seats and crabs.
Like Buicks and handicapped placards.

by choadwarrior
Hey! I was just about to come see you. Can we go to your office and talk?
Why not?
Somebody farted in there.

You're clean, right?
But you probably should have asked before you screamed, "I want your **** in my ass, now!"
Cool...good night.

What should we do next?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Why aren't you following me?

by choadwarrior
S'up, Earthman?
I'm sure I had it set to stun, sir.
Human stun?

This letter looked important, so I thought I'd bring it to the door.
Thanks. got a package for me?

Just so you know, the brown stains on my sheets are actually from chocolate sauce.
by AccentuateNegative, 3-30-14

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