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latest comics from people Denyer is following

You're in the wrong place.
Over -- not onto, genius.
by umfumdisi, 5-14-17

by umfumdisi
Sir, I've been assigned to you by the State to aid in your rehabilitation so you can return to the outside world.
See this area here between my fingers, missy?
Yes, sir.
That's how many ****s I give about this bull****.

by umfumdisi
Ok kiddos, I'm Mr. Dalrymple. I have a letter here stating that Mr. Parkins will no longer be teaching this class after running away to Mexico with one of your classmates.
Lucky bast- Anyway, last week I was a lowly sandwich artist. What? No, I didn't work at Subway. I drew sketches of people's lunches in the park for spare change.
English was never my best subject, but with budget cuts and all...I'm basically the only guy who would agree to finish up the year for the school's lowball offer.
I understand you were reading The Catcher in the Rye, a classic novel which I never actually finished. Still, if you have any questions, go ahead.
45 minutes later...
Can someone please tell me where Mexico is and loan me the amount necessary to get there?

by choadwarrior
I don't know how you stay so calm when **** like this goes down.
I was in EMS and risk management in my early career.
So I know how to handle crisis situations.
Daily life, not so much.

by choadwarrior
Somebody stole my identity.
Of all people!
I know!
Now somebody has to pretend to be you.

by choadwarrior
Rock legend Chuck Berry has passed away.
Oh, dear. I should watch a Chuck Berry video to remember him.
Hail, Hail Rock & Roll? Nah.
Give my ass a little kiss. FFFFRRRRPPPP Did I fart in your face? I like to do that?
Best sex tape ever!

by choadwarrior
Sharon called from the hospital. Her mother died and she won't be coming in to work.
OH, NO! What happened?
I don't know.
How come you didn't ask?
I'm a boy.

by choadwarrior
Coach, your team has really struggled from the free throw line tonight.
I know--you'll probably say we've had more missus than a Mormon bishop.
I wouldn't say that.
But you have bounced off more rims than a blind man at an orgy.

by choadwarrior
I'm outside the 89th Annual Academy Awards talking to celebrities as they arrive for the ceremony...
Oh, look! Here comes Best Actress nominee Meryl Streep...
She's spent almost as much time on the red carpet as the guy who waxes Kathy Griffin's minge.

by choadwarrior
Shock. Confusion. Disbelief.
These are the emotions of Bill Pullman fans...
Upon hearing the news that actor Bill Paxton has died.

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