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by choadwarrior
Finally, you are ready. We're late.
Why must Middle Eastern men insist on their women covering themselves from head to toe?
Because of other men.
You are afraid they will leer at me sexually?
No, I'm afraid they'll make fun of my ugly wife.

I finally found some time to take some vacation.
Where are you going?
The boyfriend and I are going to prance off to England.
They already have a wrinkled, old queen.

by choadwarrior
Welcome to Hell! Is this your first time staying with us?
As far as I know. In fact, I didn't really even believe it existed.
Great. Well, your booking is all in order, so I'll just need a credit card.
Credit card?
For incidentals.

by choadwarrior
What's the secret to the glaze on your famous rolls?
In addition to lots of sugar, I add my own special rum butter sauce.
I haven't had buns that sticky since I took a road trip in a '72 Nova with vinyl seats.

by choadwarrior
My family started the restaurant in 1948 and we've been serving up breakfast using mom's recipes since then.
What is the most popular item?
I'd have to say the buttermilk pancakes.
They are the most impressive flapjacks I've seen since Kathy Bates' sideboob in At Play in the Fields of the Lord.

Son, having sex with your mother is the greatest pleasure in my life.
Dad. I told you not tell me about that kind of stuff.
After blowing me, she loves getting on top and I usually finish her pounding her missionary style. Right before I blast in her, we stare longingly at each other.
You have her eyes.

by choadwarrior
Okay, the first thing we're going to need you to do is hop on the scale.
Can I take a dump first?

by choadwarrior
Oh my god! It's you! The Fat One!
I beg your pardon!
Yeah, I remember you from the 90's. You're The FAT One!
I have a name.
You mean, it's not The Fat One?
Carnie Wilson.

by choadwarrior
When Dylann Roof started shooting the African-American parishoners in the Charleston church, he said three things...
"You **** our women and you're taking over the country. You have to go."
So no wonder Fox News thinks it's an attack on Christianity.

by choadwarrior
Make sure you wear your ID badge while you're inside.
I make too much money to wear my name on my shirt.

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