people Denyer is following

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latest comics from people Denyer is following

by choadwarrior
9-20-16
OH MY GOD! THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!
An accident? Have you run out of raita or do you have a variety of chutneys and nothing to dip into them?
NO! I NEED YOU TO SEND THE POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE! SOMEBODY JUMPED OFF A BUILDING! HE'S DEAD!
Then you must hang up now and dial 9-1-1. You have called the naan-emergency line.

Isn't it awful that your birthday is on 9-11?
Not if you observe a moment of silence.
by choadwarrior, 9-11-16

Where are the condoms?
Family Planning is in aisle 10.
Butt sex doesn't cause babies, I just want to ****.

by choadwarrior
9-09-16
I ran your dad through a number of verbal exercises to test his speech capabilities and all his responses were similar.
How so?
They were sarcastic.
So he's back to normal.

by choadwarrior
8-27-16
If I barricaded myself in my office, how long could I live off the crumbs in my keyboard?
Not long.
Why not?
It's mostly skin flakes.
I see.
That's the best part, though.

by choadwarrior
8-21-16
You should have gone into politics.
You think?
You could lobby the Pope for birth control.
No doubt.
I'd totally use a condom on that *******.

by choadwarrior
8-03-16
You wanted to see me?
Do you remember the pep talk I gave at the beginning of the year?
Yes.
What did I say?
"You can't beat our students."
I meant that literally.

Anything interesting on the convention coverage?
Elizabeth Warren is visiting the Clinton family box.
Rachel Maddow?

by choadwarrior
7-19-16
I'm going to have to take tomorrow afternoon off.
Okay.
Don't worry--I don't have a job interview.
I know you don't have other options.

by choadwarrior
7-18-16
Why are you supporting Donald Trump?
I like what he has to say about Turkey.
I'll tell you why those turkeys lost the coup attempt--they're LOSERS! American turkeys are winners, they would have never lost.
They win at Thanksgiving, they make the best drumsticks, and they'd win at overthrowing Islamic dictators. I'm going to make turkeys great again!

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