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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | |
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| yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. | |
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| ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! | |
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| knew that too. pretty much know everything. | |
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| NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! | |
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| want to hear how you die? | |
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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible? | |
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| it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy | |
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| i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve. | |
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Kid Thunder! where you been keeping yourself? | |
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| that's a great nickname. were you a boxer? | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| do you hear that in the ceiling? | |
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| no, but i hear something behind this door. you check the attic, i'll check in here | |
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| christ god no! PLEASE NO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!! | |
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| huh, so it looks like i've thrown all my golf clubs in the lake except for two irons | |
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| a 4 iron and an 8 iron. but i need a 6 iron. i guess i could use the 4 and try to ease off a bit, but i think i'll use the 8 and really whack the **** out of it | |
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| who'm i kidding, even the gallery knows i'm just going to pile drive the caddy again | |
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| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
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| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
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| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
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