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by Vethe
9-05-03
So you think your ready to work the close yourself from now on?
Yes, I think so.
Any other questions?
Yes. There is always people in here, like ALWAYS! what do I do if I gotta pee?
There is Complementry depends in the backroom for all employees

by Vethe
9-04-03
Hi! My name is Jeffery and I am here to talk to you a little about Autism.
Since persons with Autism don't talk to much, they usually relate one particular memory to a feeling. For exsample: Swings = Happy.
burger king! BURGER KINNNGGG!!!!!
oh CRAP! everybody run for it...!!

by Vethe
9-04-03
oOO! my little shnookumpooboo has a hammy and nail.. oo!
jeeez mom, I'm 17.. I'm not a baby!!
later..
MOOOOOMMMMM WILL YOU COME RUN MY BATH WATER!!!???

by Vethe
9-03-03
I wish I were a real human, so i could have a long luxurious life with a beautiful female..
It worked! look at how studly I am!... man, I am thirsty
Later
But, No ONE told me humans cant drink motor OIL!!

by Vethe
9-02-03
GROSS! all these Sandwhiches are way past the expiration date
ThaT is PRObaBABLY wHY THERE IS a SigN thaT says "FREE"
if you use the word "Free" to much it sounds way to stupid...
Free?
FREE.
I now can't look at the word Free and wonder wtf
Free.. can't beat free... wait untill I tell the kids they wont have to ***** themselves for food this week!!
NOOOOO CompUTE ERROR: NO BooTY tHIS wEEk

by Vethe
8-27-03
A man comes in to buy lottery tickets
can I get 5 lucky ducks, 2 diamonds, and 2 super cash..
Man winds one dollar and buys more
I CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE IT I won A DOLLAR!! AWESOME! give me 20 more lucky ducks, and 2 more diamonds...
Man never leaves store (hours later)
oh god please go home after this...
lets see... 85 cents.. 95 cents... 99 cents... OOO is that a penny under the counter? OH YEAH its my LUCKY day!! 1 MORE LUCKY DUCK PLEASE!....

by Vethe
8-26-03
I want to be human
Just think of all the cool interesting things we could do if we were human!! just think about it....
hmm...
Life sucks.
GOOD MORNING AMERICA!!!!! to start off another wonderful work day heres the weather....

by Vethe
8-25-03
Lets make pornography
YAY pornography is cool
okay we made pornography
Here is the pornography
HERE IT IS! oooh its a so sexy..ahh..er...Ack
old folks dance
banana banana bananabanana bananabanana banana banana banana banana BABIES bananabanana

by Vethe
8-23-03
1 minute to 10, Powerball up to 100,000,000
Hey do I still have time to get a powerball ticket?
yesm just one?
um.... eh... gimmie 30...
The results come in fast
there ya go....(5 seconds later)... oh man NO ONE WON, ha its up to 115,000,000 now...
@*#^!&#

by Vethe
8-23-03
At the gas station
Wow, gas prices sure keep going up and down fast..
it was 1.37 friday, 1.89 yesterday, and now down to 1.76
Yeah, I know, we had to hire an extra guy to sit out there and rearrange the numbers every 5 minutes

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