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by Injokester
5-06-10
I have to be honest Chen, for the last year I've been sneaking in early every morning so I could urinate in the milk you use for your tea.
I'm already aware sir. To be honest I've just gotten used to the taste.
Hmm... I suspected as much.
Which is why about a week ago I started using my Dog's urine instead.
I was wondering what happened to the faint coffee after-taste.

by Injokester
5-06-10
Karen! How'd you like a promotion to head of marketing?
Really! Wow, thanks!
All you have to do is dress up entirely in McDonalds napkins so we can act out an "O Rly, Ya Rly" owl scene while you whip my posterior with a stick of cabana.
You know, as much as I'd like that position I think I'll pass.
Damn! Well in that case tell Chen to come up to my office. Maybe he'd like to be head of marketing.
Will do Bob.

by Injokester
4-29-10
What's the status Chen?
They're everywhere sir, once again the zombies have escaped from R&D and overrun the office, killing 80% of our staff.
That's excellent news!
Excellent news? 400 people are dead, sir.
Precicely! With an 80% reduction in staff my chances of winning the quarterly employee raffle increase 5-fold! I could win two movie tickets Chen. Two!

by Injokester
4-29-10
I think you'd better go your Darkness, you know what happens when his Godliness gets bored.
Ugh, don't remind me.
I will call it... "America"!
Hell used to be such a quiet and peaceful place.

by Injokester
4-21-10
Can you believe this new policy where we have to work unpaid overtime?
I mean I have a hard enough time doing zero work for full pay normally,
But now I gotta find some way to do less than no work to compensate for the extra hours?

by Injokester
4-18-10
Excellent news Chen, your paycheck is buried somewhere in this mess.
Sir, while you may think you've got the upper hand, ultimately this just means I will get to roll around in a gigantic pile of paper instead of doing any work.
It will be the office worker's equivalent of a "ball pit" and I will frolic for many hours with child like innocence.
Well enjoy your paper cuts Chen. Also the 7000 African Puss Caterpillars I released in there this morning.
God dammit.

by Injokester
9-14-09
Earlier today actor Patrick Swayze died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 57.
And so we here at Channel 3 pay our respects in the only way we can.
Ms Goldberg, has he contacted you yet?
Go away!

by Injokester
9-14-09
Chen, we have some foreign investors visiting and we need to show them we respect their culture.
That's wonderful to hear sir, I'm glad this office is finally taking a step towards racial sensitivity.
Glad to hear you're on board. Specifically they require a "**** boy" and you're our man!
A what now?
Just grab the bucket from under the sink in the kitchen and follow them around tomorrow. You'll figure it out.

by Injokester
8-09-09
Chen, I need you to procure me a robot butler.
Unfortunately there's no such thing. Perhaps I could wrap myself in tin-foil and fill in until you get bored and forget about this.
Good idea! Report to R&D so they can weld a buzz-saw/flamethrower to your arm. We appear on "Robot Butler Wars" in 3 days!
Do you mean "Robot Wars"? That has nothing to do with butlers.
Nonsense Chen, how can I toast the success and or death of my robotic minion without a butler to bring me drinks?

by Injokester
8-06-09
Our scientific analysis has determined that shortly after midday today the time will be 12:34:56 on 07/08/09.
Egads! What can we expect? Will the universe tear itself open and kill us all?
I doubt it, due to the difference in date format the same number sequence went past in the US on the 8th of July.
So we can infer our safety from this precedent?
I'm pretty sure if the universe wanted to kill something it'd be America.

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