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| I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable. | |
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| And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around? | |
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| From now on, you can't be here during a showing. | |
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| Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing. | |
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| I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect. | |
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As you can see, the trim is all original...
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| Oh, I just adore original wood! | |
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| Is that what you call your husband? | |
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Now onto the second floor.
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| This must have originally been an unfinished attic. | |
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| Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s. | |
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| You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here. | |
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| You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home. | |
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| So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it... | |
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| That must be realtor speak for 8am. | |
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| ...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables... | |
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| Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. | |
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| ...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog. | |
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| Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room? | |
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| Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market. | |
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| Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this? | |
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| This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****. | |
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| How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger. | |
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| You know how everyone dismissed my concerns over relocating? | |
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| Well, **** Connecticut, **** New England, and **** the East Coast. | |
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| I take it things didn't work out so well. | |
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| Anal warts would have been a far more rewarding experience than this godforsaken dump. | |
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| Did you know that Carl Sagan smoked cannabis? | |
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| Carl Sagan? A pot-head? If he was burning brain cells and still that smart, how many brain cells did that man have? | |
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| As you consult your "God", I shall consult the flying spaghetti monster. | |
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| See what I did there? I made a snarky comment to make you feel inferior about your personal choices. | |
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| Ask your flying spaghetti monster why I should give a **** and why you're an insufferable *******. | |
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Meanwhile: above all existence and knowledge....
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| I gave birth to myself so I could have a mirror, and then Sophia goes and creates something without me. How could it get any worse? | |
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| HEYYYY ALL-IN-ALL! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!! | |
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...and this is how Ignorance came into the world.
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| NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! SAY IT WITH ME! | |
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| Hey, did you know you can buy commemorative placenta necklaces online? | |
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| Apparently it's a "keepsake reminder of the birth." | |
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| Isn't that what the baby is for? | |
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| Your mom's birthday is coming up. | |
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| I already bought her colon polyp earrings. | |
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| You're going on vacation? How can you leave us like this? | |
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| My boyfriend is finally going to be 21! We can stay at bars after 10! | |
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