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by ivytheplant
4-12-12
I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable.
And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around?
From now on, you can't be here during a showing.
Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing.
I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
As you can see, the trim is all original...
Oh, I just adore original wood!
Is that what you call your husband?
Now onto the second floor.
This must have originally been an unfinished attic.
Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s.
You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here.
You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it...
That must be realtor speak for 8am.
...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables...
Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog.
Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room?

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market.
Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this?
Tomorrow.
I...see.
This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****.
How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger.

by ivytheplant
3-10-12
You know how everyone dismissed my concerns over relocating?
Yeah?
Well, **** Connecticut, **** New England, and **** the East Coast.
I take it things didn't work out so well.
Anal warts would have been a far more rewarding experience than this godforsaken dump.
And cheaper to cure.

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-12
Did you know that Carl Sagan smoked cannabis?
Carl Sagan? A pot-head? If he was burning brain cells and still that smart, how many brain cells did that man have?
Billions and billions...

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-12
As you consult your "God", I shall consult the flying spaghetti monster.
See what I did there? I made a snarky comment to make you feel inferior about your personal choices.
Do me a favor...
Ask your flying spaghetti monster why I should give a **** and why you're an insufferable *******.

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-12
Meanwhile: above all existence and knowledge....
I gave birth to myself so I could have a mirror, and then Sophia goes and creates something without me. How could it get any worse?
HEYYYY ALL-IN-ALL! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!!
...and this is how Ignorance came into the world.
It got worse...
NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! SAY IT WITH ME!

by ivytheplant
1-17-12
Hey, did you know you can buy commemorative placenta necklaces online?
What in god's name for?
Apparently it's a "keepsake reminder of the birth."
Isn't that what the baby is for?
Your mom's birthday is coming up.
I already bought her colon polyp earrings.

You're going on vacation? How can you leave us like this?
My boyfriend is finally going to be 21! We can stay at bars after 10!
by attitudechicka, 11-03-11

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