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| Can you believe that, Willy? The cops just came and left, and you were standing right next to the dead body. They didn't even ask you one quest-ion! I mean where... | |
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| ...did they learn police work? You have a dead body. You have someone standing right next to said dead body. They just looked at you and carted off the dead carcass! | |
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(Later, the police did arrest Willy for choking his chicken in public.)
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| If, I were a cop and saw someone as psychotic-looking as you, I'd question you. Probably, had your fat ass arrested! | |
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| Star light, star bright... First star I see tonight. | |
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| I wish I may, I wish I might... Have the wish I wish tonight: | |
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| I wish Angelina hadn't chopped off her titties! | |
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| You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here... | |
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| I once showed up to a S&M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD! | |
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"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night...
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"...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
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| Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me? | |
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| You know I'm armless, yes? | |
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| So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag... | |
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| What I see in that painting is a proud Apache warrior after he has applied on his war paint, before he goes into battle, knowing he may never return. | |
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| But, that's just my impression... What do you see when you look at that painting, Butch? | |
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| What are you looking for? | |
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| You're about to have sex with a Las Vegas crack*****, in a dirty gas station restroom, and you're worried about GERMS?? | |
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| Good point. I should be looking for stretch marks! | |
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| First time watching gay quad****dic-amputee porn, bro? | |
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| Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight? | |
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| Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it. | |
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| Why, you ****ing *******. | |
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| Are you sure you can cut me out of this can without accidently snipping off my balls? | |
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| ARE BALLS IMPORTANT TO HUMANS? | |
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