people DrMorton is following
100Faces, aspaddict, Aylear, biped, boorite, Boring, carefully_strange, CharlesPooter, christopher7murphy, docmike, DoktorSeven, ezb, forbus, fuzzyman, gglobus, HydeGuy, Jeanster, kevinthedomainer, kissMyCartoon, Mechanicoid, mmyers, Moonfire013, mrpoop, RandomComicLayoutGuy, retard, scotchromanian, Scyess, squidrabies, TheGovernor, Trey_Suckabeefio, ZMannZilla
latest comics from people DrMorton is following 
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| I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website. | |
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| Oh? And have you made one today? | |
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| I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now! | |
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| Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"? | |
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| I was a little hesitant bringing Captain Obvious with me on my trip to Sandals... | |
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| I'm gay, but this guy is really gay. Maybe, too gay! | |
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| What say we go frolicking in the shallow waters and let the tiny waves tickle our scrotums... | |
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Next on G4... Blind Cop Justice. Tonite's episode: "Finger Breaking Good."
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| C'mon... Smell my finger! | |
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| Tell you what... I won't smell your finger, but if you don't stop bugging me, I'll break it off and shove it up your ass! | |
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| Do you spell that with one R or twenty? | |
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| I haven't started yet, numb-nuts. | |
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| I don't know why I let Jesus talk me into playing "Hide and Go Seek Christ" with him... | |
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| One, two, three, four, five, six... | |
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| The guy is all knowing and all seeing... I mean, he always finds me within minutes- no matter where I hide! | |
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| ...seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen... | |
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| What's the use? I'll just stand here 'til he's done counting... | |
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| If you don't go find a hiding place, I'm going to jam this cross up your ass far enough to tickle your scrotum with my toes! Fourteen... | |
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| I don't what to do. I've tried every known type of teaching methods, but nothing sticks in these retards brains... | |
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| Super glues works well, also... I sometimes beat them with a bat until they either pass the test or pass the **** out! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... | |
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| You've made tenure and they can't fire you now, right? | |
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| I'm here at your BBQ, looking at my empty hand... It's been empty ever since I arrived twenty-eight minutes ago. | |
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| Why have I not been offered some form of alcoholic libation, say, of the frothy kind, my fine host? | |
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| I drank all the beer meant for the party, except for this one, early this morning. | |
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| You REALLY need to get help, *******! | |
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| We could go to O'Reilly's Pub & Grill, or Juanito's Taco Hut... | |
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| Or, we could just go back to my place and play "tickle the scrotum"... | |
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| I say RCLG now has 67 followers. | |
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| Good Lord... What the hell happened to your hair, woman? | |
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| I had it colored. Like it..? | |
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| Let me put it to you this way... If, I had the option of running my hand through your hair or having my balls crushed in a pair of vice grips... | |
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| You'd have your balls crushed in a pair of vice grips? | |
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| Stupid is as stupid ****s. | |
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