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latest comics from people DragonXero is following

by kaufman
7-25-18
Yesterday
Last week I got the best job in the world! I'm a short order cook.
Best job in the world? What's so good about it?
I don't have to do anything! I just sit around all day and get paid for it.
Today
Hey, you look beat. How's work?
Awful. You know that remake of The Wizard of Oz they're making in town? A hundred ****ing munchkins came into our place to eat today.

by kaufman
7-07-18
Captain, I spy a ship over there that may be ripe for capture. What would you like to do?
We board the ship, take it over, and to let them know we ain't kidding, we make one of them walk the plank. They can draw straws to see who goes.
Draw straws? With all due respect, captain, you can't do that!
I can't? Arrrrrrr! And just why, pray tell, CAN'T I make them draw straws?
'Cause the straws are made of durable plastic compounds that don't degrade, so they'll just sit at the bottom of the sea killing off all the fishes and things.
Hello, McFly, anybody home? I'm sending some fat rich dude to Davy Jones' Locker, and you're worried about a couple of drinking straws?

by kaufman
6-21-18
Let me tell you, son, your mama so fat, she ...
Damn.

If nobody else submits, this will win me the right to host CC 695.
What's cool about 695 is that it was the year that Clovis IV, King of the Franks died. He was embalmed in mustard and relish.
by kaufman, 6-05-18

by kaufman
5-18-18
Hello, I'm the Invisible Man, doing a public service announcement on the effects of Viagra.
Ok, let me pop a few of these pills and we'll see if anything happens.
I don't think it's working ... wait a minute,... Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by kaufman
5-13-18
Ok, we've done your ultrasound, and once I take a look at it, you and your husband will know if you're having a boy or a girl.
So what happens now?
He says in a moment the lighting in this room will change. Blue if it's a boy and pink if it's a girl. I'm so excited, I can't wait!
What the? What's going on? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
STILLBORN!

by kaufman
5-11-18
Oh my god, Jesus, they've crucified you! Who did this to you?
The Romans.
The Romans? But why?
I ... I turned their water into wine.
And they did this to you?
How was I to know the goyim couldn't stand the taste of Manischewitz?

by kaufman
2-19-18
I love coming to your parties. I don't know where you get the food you serve, Donner, but it's always fantastic.

by kaufman
2-11-18
The crime that has all of Middle Earth talking.
Stole my precioussssss
And still no arrests
All is revealed in THREE BILBOS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI.
How come, Chief Willoughby?

Mr. Spock, you look perturbed. What happened?
I was trying to engage the Romulan Cloaca Device.
by kaufman, 2-07-18

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