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I am an unambitious waster type character with a temper and a drink problem.
I hate you!!!
IN THE PAST
Hi! I am an unambitious waster type character with a temper and a drink problem.
I love you!!!
AND THEN:
We are in a spaceship.

Hey! Those are some pretty impressive manboobs!
Yeah, and check it out - I can lactate!
I really need to lay off the milkshakes.

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Congratulations - It's a boy!
Oh my god! I can't believe I'm a father! Does he look like me?
I'll just bring him in.
That WHORE!

Okay kid, here's the plan. I crawl through the vent and open the safe from the inside, you grab all the money and meet me outside.
Okay, but I keep meaning to ask. You're a giant beetle, what do you need the money for?
I owe my cosmetic surgeon $50,000.
Cosmetic surgeon? What did you have done?
I used to be a giraffe.

Oh my god, it's Stephen Hawking! You're my favourite theoretical physicist, can I give you a *******?
If you want, however I must warn you that I have a quantum bionic ****, so the results could be... unpredictable.
Bionic? Does that mean it's super long, and super hard?
No, I mean it exists in the fourth dimension.
FOUR DAYS EARLIER
What the-?

I'd like to buy a screen protector for my iPhone, please.
You don't need one. It's impossible to scratch an iPhone's screen.
Really?
Unless you use a diamond.
And then you stabbed him in the face with a diamond?
Too bad they don't do face protectors either.

Hi. You sold me this telling me it would give me high speed wireless, but it turned out to be a loaf of bread.
Ah, but that's no ordinary bread.
No?
It's special 2Ghz bread with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why did you sell me a dead hooker and tell me she was an inkjet printer?
I hanged her with a USB cable and now I can't get the knot out.

Hi. I brought in my laptop to get the battery replaced, and instead you've superglued a dead kitten to it.
Ah, but that's no ordinary kitten.
No?
It's a special 2Ghz kitten with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why is there a gerbil jammed in the USB port?
That fell out my arse while I was gluing on the kitten.

I brought my PC to you to get the RAM upgraded and instead you've taken a **** on the motherboard.
Ah, but that's no ordinary ****.
No?
It's a special 2Ghz **** with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why is there **** in there too?
I'm a coprophiliac

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