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Are you really all out of ideas?
I think so!
Put your ****ing pants back on.

I'm all out of ideas!
I'm all out of ideas!
I'm all out of ideas!
*BUUUURRRRRP*

I'm all out of ideas!
I'm all out of ideas!
I'm all out of ideas!
*BUUUURRRRRP*

I heard you have an ancient Chinese secret to get rid of schnookums fleas, Bing Bong...
Yes. Very easy. Get a big pot and fill it full of water. Place cat in water and put pot on stove. Turn flame to high until water starts to bubble.
?
Then, throw in pot sliced carrots, onions, tomatoes, and ginger. Toss in a pinch of paprika and simmer for 45 minutes until meat is tender.
That sounds more like cat soup!
Makes Bing Bong's mouth water just thinking about it!

Why are you showing me this empty gravesite?
I wanted to show you where your corpse will be buried after I've consumed your soul! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You know... Your "MUWAHAHA" was kind of cute the first 1000 times, but now it just sounds lame!
If, you think that laugh is lame, you should have heard the way I used to laugh...
Okay... *sigh* Lay it on me.
HEE -HAWWW!! HEE-HAWWW!! SPROING-G-G-G!!!

You can't kill me...
WHY NOT??
Because, I'm in my happy place!
I DID NOT REALIZE THAT!!!
Sorry.
FUCKING TECHNICALITIES!!!

All Vicky could do is look in horror at the bloody remains of her cat after it got mauled to death by the Mexican neighbors' pit bull...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
And, Lunesta®Ted®?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
All he could do is stand there, fast asleep in yet another one of his Lunesta® sleep benders!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You killed all the sheep?
YES!!
Did you get it out of your system?
NO!!
Wanna go to L.A. and chop up all the homeless bums?

You wanted to see me, Principal Tiki?
I've been hearing reports that you've been sleeping with half the staff. Both men AND women. Is this true?
Yes... Are you going to fire me?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOO!
I want to get in on it!

Jesus.
Michael.
What's up?
I heard you screaming out my name earlier.
I was ****ing Mary.
My mother or the *****?

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