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Listen, Gary... If, I run my finger up and down the edge of this paper pile, it makes a funny fart noise, ha ha!
THAT REMINDS GARY OF THE TIME GARY WAS EATING OUT A CLOWN'S ASS.
I'm not sure I want to hear this...
THE CLOWN FARTED WHEN GARY NIBBLED ON THE CLOWN'S LEFT BUTTOCK.
Now, I'm positive I don't want to hear this!
THE FART LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE A CHILD'S BIKE HORN. HA. HA.

May I help you?
Do you carry a nightstick?
Yes. Why?
How big is it?
Big enough to knock your fat head into retard!
UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

Is your wife home?
Yes... Wait. Who are you?
I'm the guy who's ****ing her behind your back.
You're the one? Now, I totally understand...
Understand what?
Why my wife's ***** smells like retard!

What is that...?
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Oh, God... Is there nowhere she won't take a dump??
MAURA!!!!!!

I don't see it, pappy...
I know I left your pickup truck in this exact spot!
Did you drive my truck before or after your whiskey bender?
Before the whiskey bender, after the ****-fest with Bossie the Cow!
Dodn't tell me you tossed her the keys when you were done.
Had to... Said she had a hot date with Makin_d_Ragu's pig!

Thank you for showing me around your Indian reseservation, Two Dogs Fucking...
I'm sorry I desecrated the sacred traditions of your peoples when I urinated on your tribe's ances-tral totem pole!
By the way, how long do I have to stay buried up to my waist in this anthill?

Well, we've done it!
Groovy!
Why do you say "groovy"?
Because, "super delicious" sounds too gay!
I never knew one could be too gay.
Have you never been to atomic-lunch's house?

One more and we dominate!
Like your mother?
More like my sister!
I was hoping you'd say your brother!
Ha, ha... NEXT!!

Down the hall, first door on the right.
Thanks... I gotta pee something fierce!
Oh, then that's the second door on the right.
What's in the first door?
Masturbating hamsters!
NEXT!!

We only have four more comics for the S.F.P.D.!
Yep!
We better hurry up or this whole venture could blow up in our faces!
And, look like a couple of clowns!
Does this mean the wedding's off?
NEXT!!

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