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Why are you licking your ice cream so loudly, Butch?
I'm pretending its your left tit, Phreaky.
Okay... Carry on.

Wanna go inside for a night cap, Miyuki?
Hai, Gabe-san.
Go ahead, Miyuki... Don't be shy!
You must ret go of Miyuki's reft butt cheek first.

Meanwhile, back at the party...
Hi, my name is Neo...
Nice to meet you... I'm Jamalia.
So, Jamalia... What do they do?
"They"? Are you talking about my breasts?
They don't really do anything except give losers like you boner fuel for jack sessions when they get home.

So, Jesus... What do you think of my new office layout?
Seems to be a lot of cubicles with high walls, George.
I find that when you isloate people, they tend to be more productive.
Well, you'll experience a lot of isolation in the Afterlife where your headed!
Wait... Are you saying I'm going to hell I die, Jesus?
Of course... We don't let *******s in Heaven. George.

Well, at least your tie is a clip-on!
Wrong again, Clappy!
What about the goatee?

Well, Death... I think you've finally killed off everyone!
Not everyone.
Who's left?

I'll take that room...
That one on the right?
Well, it was pointing at the room on the right first!
When you say "it", do you mean the Air Dick?
Yes, and don't make this weird.

Did you make dinner?
♫ YES ♫
What are we having?
Meatloaf?? That'll be two times in the last three days we've eaten that!

Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cook-
Hold on...
Is that a yes or n-

...and then that rat ******* tried to kill me off, but I pulled through!
Wow... I never knew Chen was so ruthless!
I was talking about atomiclunch!
Wait. What?

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